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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:48 am

The good lad knows how to use Google so I got a lot of information about camels today.

He now has the CITES form (thanks Sunshine for the link!). Too bad he has to fill out the 6 page form twice - one for each humpty back. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:58 am

ronco wrote:

I have decided to send in my interest to become a distributer for them. I will specialize in exotic and nonexistent lizard-like creatures...such as basilisks and cockatrices

Who ya calling nonexistant?

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 2:14 am

^^^Sorry I was talking about the glare-kill-you ones Smile

http://www.pantheon.org/articles/b/basilisk.html

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:17 am

You know I think our lad might just have a vague flicker of a conscience as I have asked for zebra, eland, gazelle and camel for a restocking exercise currently being undertaken by (company motto "We'll bring out the beast in you!") after a bad outbreak of and he's not got back to me.

Either that or he's out sourcing unicorn and griffin for the rest of you Smile

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:11 am

Excellent! They have dinosaurs in stock. Very Happy

Quote:

We are ready to ship you the animals but you have to call the
Management first before we give you any further informations okay. as
for their health,they are very healthy and have taking all their
vaccines and will be coming with all health papers okay.You have to
understand that they are many scam out side especially in UK.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 May 2008 Posts: 2

Bless.... Her/him didn't read it at all just sent a standard response

--- On Wed, 28/5/08, kelly briete <[email protected]> wrote:

From: kelly briete <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: zebra's
To: *****
Date: Wednesday, 28 May, 2008, 8:16 AM

Thanks for getting back to me.We are animals rescuerers here in
Cameroon and we do have many exotic animals that need help okay.so if
you are looking for a zebra then get back to us with the sex that you
want to buy and how soon you need them okay?how many do you want?were
are you located?what do you need this zebras for and what type of
business are you doing?can we have your address and phone number?we
are giving each for �2500.00 and that include the delivery fee.We are
very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion.
So get back to us asap so that we can give you some informations
okay.and you can call us via +23794428364

Kelly? I'm a little taken aback to be fair...I stated in my first message

Quote:

So in synopsis....
> Two male Zebra's for the Zebra Resaurant on or around the week of 12 August 2008.

I hope this clears it all up

I also said I want two MALE zebras as i don't like the idea of a mating pair as the land they are to be kept on is very near a primary school and we don't want two humping Zebra's(how ever natural that may be) upsetting the kiddies at play time.

Me and Derek had a bit of an argument last night and he is spending the next few nights at the Hand and Spear public house round the corner just till things calm down...let me first point out that it's not your fault...but the argument was/is about the space we have for the Zebra's, he seems to think that we don't have room for one let alone two...please can you let me know how much room I will need to have for them....also Derek is worried about the legalities of all this...I told him not to be silly as I'm sure someone doing this would have everything in order.

Yours respectfully
T.Lane

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:41 pm

Ginger Head wrote:

What else do they have? Trowzer fly? Yeti? Wombles? Oompa Loompas? a live haggis? Ball cock? Clothes Horse?

He could always look here for info on wild haggis. Maybe he could then get you one. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:27 pm

I fear our dear animal broker is suspect to my request...

Dear Ke11y

thank you for your quick reply. I was curious if you had featherless chickens? during the summers it becomes so hot where i live that standard chickens die from the heat. i figured if the chickens didn't have feathers it might help them remain cool.

I am also looking for 3 legged goats, our fences are not sufficient to keep regular 4 legged goats inside the enclosure and they run far too fast for the nuns to catch. i figured 3 legged goats might not be able to run very fast.

were are you located and call me back so that we can talk moore.

Thanks
Management

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

I asked for a young male and a female cat kin as I wish to breed them - was offered bloody zebras at £2.5k each - then she asks why I want the camels!!!

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:28 pm

Sounds like she's getting a bit overwhelmed...

Anyway, if anyone wants a picture of a unicorn preserve for whatever reason, I found this pic on Google:
http://www.jasperfforde.com/giveaway/images/unicorn.jpg

Might want to change the wording on the sign, though.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Panic over - she has confirmed she does indeed have a pair of catkins - now we just need to sort out shipping and there as good as mine

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:16 pm

Wonder if any extremely rare and highly endangered drop bears are available. Will definitely have to inquire.

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:19 pm

LOL! I asked for ceph@l0p0ds, a rather EXTINCT pre-dinosaur shelled squid, added ridge backed to make it even more unreal. The answer I got back was a simple, 'Yes'.

Oh yeah! They can get my mating pair for my characters fish house's aquarium! This is great news! I sent back quite a few questions, hope s/he has time for them. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:21 pm

"She" is trying to get me to call her. I have to be up at 3am UK time tomorrow so I'll give her a ring then.

Anyone spoken to "the management" yet?

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:28 pm

@dbest03
Awww, I love drop bears. They don't fit in my modality, but I may have to try to work them in some how. If you get a breeding pair, maybe I'll bet them from you because I don't think Kelly will come through... Shocked

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:31 pm

Can someone see if she can get her hands on a albino pigmy jackalope?
PS. it must have blue eyes.

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:08 pm

She went right to the "call me" on the 2nd email. Lucky for me I'm on the east coast USA, so a relaxing 8pm phone call for me is a hellish 1am awakening for her Laughing

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:16 pm

packman wrote:

Can someone see if she can get her hands on a albino pigmy jackalope?
PS. it must have blue eyes.

Packman, you can do that your self.

Quote:

kelly miler 001 @ gmail.com (take out the spaces).

If you want some assistance, PM me and I'll have you be part of my zoo bait! (Do you have a mentor? I don't want to step on any toes.)

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:25 pm

This question is off topic, but I'm curious. Any reason why my email to Kelly isn't showing up as read on readnotify? They are obviously being read by 'something' as I'm getting the usual bot responses. Just curious.

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:54 pm

Yes, she has a choice of Velociraptors for me to choose from! Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 4

Quote:

to [email protected]
date May 28, 2008 1:17 PM
subject I saw your ad on CreaturesAndCritters.com
mailed-by gmail.com

Hello,

I am interested in Zebras for my zoo. I need 24 animals. Can you supply this many? Do you have other animals for sale? How soon can you ship them? Do these Zebras have thick fur? They need to survive the harsh Canadian winters.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Regards,

Noah Sark
President
Canada Zoo Corporation

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:21 pm

This reminds me of our old friend forum pet Mr.GOAT, who provided endless hours of entertaiment.
Maybe he is back lol. If he is our old friend treat him right. He will go crazy spending all his time trying to find a real victim.

Someone should ask for a flying shark

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:53 pm

Quote:

Thanks for getting back to me.We are animals rescuerers here in
Cameroon and we do have many exotic animals that need help okay.so if
you are looking for a Norwegian Blue Parrot then get back to us with
the sex that you
want to buy and how soon you need them okay?how many do you want?were
are you located?what do you need this Norwegian Blue Parrot for and
what type of
business are you doing?can we have your address and phone number?we
are giving each for £1500.00 and that include the delivery fee.We are
very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion.
So get back to us asap so that we can give you some informations
okay.and you can call us via +23794428364

Excellent-they have Norwegian Blue Parrots!But so many questions.I do hope the ones they have are not pining for the fjords.I suppose I should also make certain they are alive.I have a friend who likes snakes.Wonder if they have a Monty Python? Laughing

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:47 pm

@ ParaNoid - I have a feeling that Kelly will come through with a pair of extremely rare and endangered drop bears. Just waiting for a reply back. Will let you have the first of the offspring. Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:25 am

I guess 'the management' didn't like the CITE forms. This came in this morning:

Quote:

We are ready to ship you the animals but you have to call the
Management first before we give you any further informations okay.as
for their health,they are very healthy and have taking all their
vaccines and will be coming with all health papers okay.You have to
understand that they are many scam out side especially in UK.

I'll have to remind him/her that I'm in the US so I can't possibly be suspect (no offense intended to my friends across the pond, of course! Very Happy

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