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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:42 pm |
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If she mixes up zebras and crocodiles, things could get very messy.
She has sent pix of my lovely baby tigers, and a not very horny looking rhino. No sign of my Hippogriffs though, she must be struggling there. Maybe she'll make one with MSPaint, like the unicorn!
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Dear Kelly,
They are lovely, I'll have them as soon as you can wrap
and post them What about the 2 Hippogriffs that you found for
me? I'd like them all sending at once please.
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:06 pm |
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Boy, she is lasting way longer than Pastor Ballas did. I hope you all get your crazy animals. How about a simple black cat? |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:22 pm |
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/\/\ Only if it can surf. She will need to send me proof before I part with money. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:06 pm |
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@Roy - Now that would be one special cat! I would never believe her without a picture, either. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:33 am |
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Kelly has taken an awfully long time to get the photo for my wyldlife magazine. In a moment of boredom I decided to take a pot shot at how long it would take it make a mock-up... puh, less than 20minutes. If she ever bothers to send me one, I'll show her this shrunken down photo was the winning entry. You snooze, you loose!
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_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:34 am |
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I'm very late jumping on this fun bus, I've fired off an email to it and got a reply that ignored all my questions, asked who I was, my phone number, address, life story and permission to perform a cavity search.
That's one paranoid lad... |
_________________ YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEE? - Michael (aka McGrey Donald)
Mind your words or they might land you in a deep shit. - John Mboma
YOU ARE ADVISE TO SPEEDY UP IN THIS TRANSACTION OK!! - Botan Hiroshi
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:03 pm |
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Blimey she's back! I thought that the lovely Kelly had dropped me when Ushas (my talking horse) kept insisting on STD test certificates for his zebra mare (well he doesn't want to catch anything!)
But who should turn up today with this one sentence email
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE PAPER WORK? |
I guess she must be getting frustrated at the lack of money and is going back over her dropped clients. Ushas gets his hooves on the keyboard and replies.
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No, I had assumed that you were not interested any more.
However I am still interested in your zebra if you can get the necessary paperwork to me. |
But as I send this Kelly's gmail chat button lights up so I have a little natter to her
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6:26 PM ushashorse: Kelly. This is Ushas de Montville about the zebra
6:27 PM kelly: yes
how are you?
6:28 PM ushashorse: I am fine thank you
I have just replied to your email
kelly: yes
ushashorse: your last mail to me was on the 10th June
so I assumed you were not serious
however I do still want the zebra
but I need to see the correct vaccination certificates before sending a deposit
kelly: ohh sorry
6:29 PM just that i had much work
ushashorse: I understand
kelly: so i had no time to read my emails
ushashorse: so can you send me the certificates
kelly: yes
6:30 PM i will send them asap.
via emails okay?
ushashorse: Thank you
Yes please
Viral Equine Encephalopathy and Rinderpest.
are the main ones
kelly: yes
ushashorse: I will leave you in peace now as I know you are busy
have a fine evening
6:31 PM kelly: ok
i will send all the papers by email ok |
Do I get certificates? Like hell I do...
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Hello,
Am very sorry to informed you that my scanner is bad so i can't email you those Documents so what you will do is that you will just pay the Money for the Deposit and i ship you these Zebra's and as soon as you have them,then you send my balance back okay,so means you will rather be sending 1500$ deposit now and as soon as you have them,then you compete the remaining Money okay,and these Zebra's will be coming along side all the papers including a 1yr health certificate okay?
so can you send these deposit today so that the zebra's being ship out:
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Slap... and a carrot. Lots of forms to fill in for escrow agreements though but it might tempt "her" into putting some woeful forgery in place for a vaccination certificate.
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Kelly
I thought I made this quite clear. No vaccination certificates, no deposit. I need to make reception arrangements here and that is impossible without the certificates which you promised me when we spoke online
To show that I am serious about this transaction I am prepared to place the deposit money in an Escrow account to be released when I receive the vaccination certificates. Is that acceptable? |
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OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:26 pm |
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Harvey emailed her to ask why he had not received his paid for animals, last they spoke the cephies were still at the airport ... a long while back! Well, she asked for ANOTHER deposit. Hehe, so Harvey went over the expenses already paid and asked her what was going on?!
What's the responses? Two emails 3 minutes apart:
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the animals are at the pet and livestock department
here is their address ([email protected])
contact them now and introduce yourself to them .
I am waiting to read from you |
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AS SOON AS THE YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH THEM, YOU WILL HAVE THEM TODAY....
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Hrm... me thinks that she wants to make sure I see this TODAY. I think I'll make here wait, after all, getting ready for the 4th of July here in the states. |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:32 pm |
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you guys are still messing with Kelly? I've been moved up the ladder to the Minister of Pet and Livestock.
my zebras are in his care and will be shipped tomorrow in a temperature regulating crate.
insurance and crating was only $4,000.
stupid kelly was supposed to pay that, but she claims to have spent the $10,000 i sent her for the purchase of the zebras |
_________________ "nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE PORN]</a> |
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Steam
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jun 2008
Posts: 134
Location: Selling a Magic Levitating Burrito
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:05 pm |
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This chick is expensive!
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Hi,
I have just been attacked by a wild banshee and an infection is in my leg. Since you know all about animals I was wondering if you can sell me some ointment salve.
Thanks,
Jason |
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kelly briete to me
Ohh Jason,
Am so sorry to hear that from you okay,well i will rather offer you these ointment salve for free is that ok i will just send you small so that you treat your leg there so all you will pay will be Money for the transportation because i will used DHL or Post office is that ok?
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Jason to kelly
Offering that for free is very kind of you.
How much would shipping from your country cost?
Thank you,
Jason |
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kelly briete to me
well that will cost you just 300$ okay?
Do you have the Money now so that we can send it today?
waiting |
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_________________ I WILL CALL YOUR SPIRIT AND DESTROY YOU - Captain Scott
i am so furious - Captain Scott
YOU ARE IDIOT 419MAN BYEEE - Prince Kelvin
i am 29 Years old and wil celebrate my 27th birthday on the 30th of December - Clara H.
CARRY YOUR WAHALA GO,I NO I BE U - Francis A. |
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tomfoolery
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Apr 2008
Posts: 69
Location: Keeping the home fires burning
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:59 pm |
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I am still dealing with Kelly obviously I am not Ministry material. After repeated attempts to pick up the money from WU, we have moved to MGram, she's asked me:
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Nice reading from you well so as i said that you will have to used Money Gram
so these is the Address you will used in sending the Money Gram is that ok:
Names:................Che Ngang Joseph Mbu.
Country:...............Cameroon.
City:.....................Littoral.
State:...................Douala.
Zip Code:..............00237
Address:...............204 Church Street Apt. 27
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And, 12 hours later, I get this:
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YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT TO THE ABOVE ADDRESS ANYMORE OK
JUST CHANGE THE RECEIVER'S NAMES TO NKW3NTI MIKE WHO IS MY SON
FOR I WILL BE A LITTLE BIT OCCUPIED AT WORK AND HE WILL BE THE ONE TO
DO THE TRANSACTION.
WAITING TO READ FROM YOU
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I wonder why she is so busy?? And why has she moved to caps?? It's too late anyhow, I have already sent the money in the wrong name. |
_________________ I just cant understand your non charlant behaviour to this transaction, despoite all my mails to you ,you just kept me in the cold,Why??
Let me hear from you today or i will consider you a misfit for this matter.
Hope you doing good.
Regards,
Dr K0ng0lo
"I have got into big troubles on your acount. You are confusng us greatly here" - Mu5a U5man |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:11 pm |
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I'm dealing with the Manager Pet Delivery now. I like the all caps IMPORTANT type.
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SIR,
ONCE MORE THE ANIMALS WILL HAVE TO USE A KNOWN STOP PET D DELIVERY GET AS SOON AS THE MONEY IS PAID,WHAT I MEAN BY THE ANIMAL ARRIVING TODAY IS THAT I WILL PERSONALLY SEE THAT THE ANIMALS ARE PUT ON BOARD THE PLANE TO YOUR LOCATION AND I GET BACK TO YOU WITH THE DETAILS AND LATEST SHOULD BE TOMORROW THAT YOU WILL HAVE THEM.
I AM OFF WORK NOW AND READY TO DO EVERYTHING TODAY IF THE PAYMENT IS MADE.
SO DO GET BACK FOR THE ADDRESS YOU ARE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT.
WAITING TO READ FROM YOU
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Apparently they missed the fact that I've been insulting Kelly. One more fun email before making them wait til tomorrow. |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:23 am |
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Yay have her on chat again, I had just thought she gave up on me! |
_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:36 am |
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IN Case anyone has not received their Zebras yet
Kelly has just told me that one of her baby zebras has just dislocated her leg!
So THAT is the reason why she hasn't delivered, not because she is scamming us! |
_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:59 am |
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Well now, in the process of pressuring Harv for a special crate and insurance through that pet delivery BS where I told them to contact her since it's her job to get this underway... oh yeah, calling her a wanker to the delivery service does get their attention. ... none-the-less, my gmail account who was seeking the lucrative photo deal get's a "are you still interested" email... I replied with glee! And BLIP, CHAT a moment later! I love this scammer! She's sooo much fun!
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7:21 PM kelly: HELLO
7:22 PM me: Hi Kelly! Good to see you again!
7:24 PM kelly: HEY!! HOW ARE YOU DOING?
7:25 PM me: Not too bad, we got the issue sent to the printers and are getting everything set for the next one. Hoping you get on the cover.
7:26 PM kelly: I DO NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND YOU.CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE IT CLEAR TO ME?
7:27 PM me: You contacted me about the photo shoot deal, didn't you? Asking if we were still interested in the picture for the contest? The editor will be thrilled!
7:28 PM kelly: SO WHAT ARE THE PHOTOS YOU WILL NEED?
7:30 PM me: Just like in the email I sent you. Nubian Zebras dyed in animal friendly dyes in the white parts in rainbow hues, 8in by 11in 200dpi.
7:33 PM kelly: SO WHAT IS EXPECTED FROM ME AT THE MOMENET?
7:34 PM me: That's it, just the digital photo with those dimensions before the 15th to be entered into the competition for the publication funds, the information is in the email I sent you, including the award money.
7:36 PM kelly: I WILL JUST HAVE TO SEND YOU A PICTURE OF THE ZEBRAS I HAVE RIGHT?
me: That is correct, just the digital file as stipulated in the email.
7:38 PM kelly: CAN I SEND A PHOTO TOGETHER WITH ME?
me: You mean with yourself in the photo shot?
7:40 PM kelly: PERFECT
7:41 PM me: That shouldn't be a problem, as long you're a person on the wild side.
7:45 PM kelly: I WILL TRY TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT IT OK?
7:47 PM me: Excellent! I will inform my boss tomorrow that you are on the job. Hope to see your entry soon! Just a reminder, the 4th of July is an American holiday and our offices will be closed Thursday through Sunday in observance. But I will be sure to get back to you as soon as I get back into town! |
Awww, she wants to be in the photo! How cool is that! Either that or she'll be sending herself by email. Too good to be true, right Kelly? Which is why you've poked at this a third time. |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:30 am |
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She's given me a new line in my sig!
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JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY |
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_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:41 am |
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I was told Nkw3nti Mike is her husband.What kind of family relationship is this? |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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tomfoolery
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Apr 2008
Posts: 69
Location: Keeping the home fires burning
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:56 am |
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In another email she has told me he is her driver... a very complicated relationship, that's for sure. |
_________________ I just cant understand your non charlant behaviour to this transaction, despoite all my mails to you ,you just kept me in the cold,Why??
Let me hear from you today or i will consider you a misfit for this matter.
Hope you doing good.
Regards,
Dr K0ng0lo
"I have got into big troubles on your acount. You are confusng us greatly here" - Mu5a U5man |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:11 pm |
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I got his name too, all in caps from the blinkin' delivery service. Let's see who they tell he is. |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:19 pm |
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Kelly likes to chat on gmail. I saw him/her on last night (10:14 pm my time 5:14 am Eater time)
July 1, 2008
me: r u there?
Sent at 10:14 PM on Tuesday
me: I wz hopng to take wit you.
me: still wait 4 zebras
Sent at 10:20 PM on Tuesday
kelly: I AM HERE
Sent at 10:37 PM on Tuesday
kelly: YES I HAVE ZEBRAS
Sent at 10:41 PM on Tuesday
me: what's the deal on them
kelly: HOW MANY ZEBRAS DO YOU WANT?
ARE YOU THERE?
me: I am here
how many do u have?
where r u ?
kelly: FOUR
TWO MALES AND TWO FEMALES
AND HOW SOON DO YOU WANT THEM?
me: oh, that sounds good to me
me: r they tame?
kelly: OH YES !! ALL ARE
WELL TAMED
me: where r they now?
kelly: THEY ARE IN CAMEROON
me: how would they get here?
kelly: VIA A KNOWN STOP PET DELIVERY AGENT PROVIDED I HAVE YOUR FULL DELIVERY INFORMATIONS AND PHONE NUMBER
me: I am interested
train horses and think zs wouls be a nice variety to the regular training
kelly: CAN YOU PLEASE GET BACK TO ME WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS?
me: Do they have names?
kelly: YOUR FULL NAMES..../COUNTRY....STATE..../CITY......PHONE
NUMBER......../NEAREST AIRPORT TO YOUR LOCATION........./
me: I would need to see pictures
Sent at 10:57 PM on Tuesday
kelly: I WILL ALSO LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU ARE TAKING BOTH FOUR?
me: I once bought a pig in a poke and it was a really bad deal all around
me: it would depend on the price
kelly: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT/
me: it would depend on the price?
Sent at 10:59 PM on Tuesday
kelly: $10.000 IS FOR THE FOUR INCLUDING SHIPPING TO YOUR LOCATION
me: That is a lot of money
Sent at 11:01 PM on Tuesday
me: ru there?
kelly: I KNOW BUT I WILL ALSO LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE ABOUT HAVING SOMETHING THAT IN YOUR LIFE YOU WILL NEVER REGRET YOU DID SO OK?
me: ok its late here
Sent at 11:04 PM on Tuesday
me: do the zs do okay in semiarrid climate?
kelly: YES THEY DO JUST LIKE HOPRSE
me: ok am tired have early day
me: tomorrow
kelly: THOSE THAT I AM ABOUT SENDING TO YOU ARE STILL YOUNG AND GOOD FOR TRAINING
me: can i talk to u tomorrow?
kelly: JUST EMAIL ME WITH YOUR FULL DELIVERY INFORMATIONS SO THAT I CAN PROCEED WITH THE PAPER WORKS TO YOUR NAMES OK
I WILL GET THE PICTURES TO YOU OK?
me: to get more detalis?
Sent at 11:07 PM on Tuesday
kelly: YES YOU CAN I AM ALWAYS IN THE LITTLE HURT (hut?) IN THE FARM WITH THE ANIMAL
DO YOU ONLY WANT ZEBRAS?
me: ok about the pictures
me: tomorrow ok?
kelly: I ALSO HAVE DIFFERENT ANIMALS
me: ok i'll ask what kind tomorrow
kelly: YES TOMORROW I WILL GIVE YOU THE PICTURES
me: good nite tomorrow ok?
kelly: GOOD NIGHT MY DEAR (my name is Randal... Maybe this can turn into a romance!)
Sent at 11:10 PM on Tuesday
My first chat with a scammer, but it won't be my last!
Edit to get times correct. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:22 pm |
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I AM ALWAYS IN THE LITTLE HURT |
Yurt? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:17 pm |
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Lord N0rris sent Kelly some money via WU, but something seems to have gone wrong, sadly.
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SIR I WAS INFORMED THAT THE MONEY YOUR SEC SEND IS NOT IN MY LOCATION
AND I WAS VERY EMBARRASSED.
SO YOU WILL HAVE TO COPY DOWN THE BELOW INFORMATIONS AND TAKE IT BACK TO THE WESTERN UNION BRANCH THAT THE SEC.MADE THE PAYMENT FOR CORRECTION.AFTER YOU MUST HAVE DONE WITH THE CORRECTIONS,YOU WILL HAVE TO GET BACK TO ME WITH THE AMOUNT SEND AND THE MTCN.
RECEIVER............................NKWENTI MIKE
COUNTRY..............................CAMEROON
ZIP CODE................................00237
AMOUNT..................................$4000
STATE.....................................LITTORAL
CITY........................................DOUALA
TEST QUESTION.....................FROM
TEST ANSWER.......................N0RRIS |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:01 pm |
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i sent him WU secure, but he wouldn't travel to collect the money. he insisted i send it by MG
unfortunately the clerk is old and can't see too well, so the name has been wrong 3 times. i think i'll shoot for Mike Titw@nki. |
_________________ "nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
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Steam
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jun 2008
Posts: 134
Location: Selling a Magic Levitating Burrito
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:50 pm |
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Expensive teeth.
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ALL YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE TEETH'S IS JUST $3000. IF YOU ARE OK WITH THAT,PLEASE DO GET BACK FOR MORE INFORMATIONS AND PICS OF THEM.HOW SOON DO YOU WANT THEM AND WHAT FOR? I CAN SEND THEM TO YOU DHL TODAY. WAITING TO READ FROM YOU |
I had specifically requested 3 white teeth, 2 rotten teeth, and 2 yellowed teeth. She got the count wrong. I believe that she's gotten the count wrong, the idiot.
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_________________ I WILL CALL YOUR SPIRIT AND DESTROY YOU - Captain Scott
i am so furious - Captain Scott
YOU ARE IDIOT 419MAN BYEEE - Prince Kelvin
i am 29 Years old and wil celebrate my 27th birthday on the 30th of December - Clara H.
CARRY YOUR WAHALA GO,I NO I BE U - Francis A. |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:59 pm |
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oh no...
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I WILL BE VERY MAD AT YOU IF YOU CAUSE MY TO LEAVE MY JOB AGAIN AND JUST FOR YOU AND FIND OUT THAT THERE IS NOTHING THERE IN THE NAME OF MONEY SEND BY A PASTOR |
how will i sleep at night knowing he is mad at me?
very well, thank you |
_________________ "nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
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