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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:20 pm

^^^LOL! Mention Jude, since he is actually a REAL attempted deal stealer! Kelly might begin to wonder if someone hacked her box!

Edit to add: Mmmm, me thinks Kelly is not happy with one of my characters!

Quote:

not not email me again.f*** you

What? What did I say?!

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:28 pm

Kelly whined that funds had not been sent and her/his time was being wasted. Shocked

After the whine, Kelly sent an invite to gmail* to my yahoo character AND my brother (played by Packman). I figured s/he wanted to chat instead of getting boring emails.

I think I will ping Kelly when s/he is not on and email from Yahoo. That ought to be fun. Twisted Evil

@Shadow, I don't think I would pull that one yet. Kelly seems a bit skittery right now with so many animals not paid for yet. IMO We need to keep dangling money or the whole deal might go away. Let's keep her/him searching for things on google! (I am pretty good at stringing them along. Wink

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*like I needed another gmail account... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:07 am

Kelly is a darn lazy lad. S/he sends out only one lined emails about $5,000 payments through western union. I have told her several times (even today over chat) that I really NEED a bill so that I can send money and she still refuses, only after 10+ times mentioning that no one will send money without a bill s/he is asking me what needs to be on the bill... she doesn´t even try herself...

How unprofessional...

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:51 am

@Paranoid, Oh intend to keep dangling the monies. Skittery is absolutely the word! Me thinks she is scrambling and grasping for any tactic that will finish things up quickly.

I'm hoping the Zebra photo shoot thing works soon. She has not replied to my emails this afternoon, I suspect she is playing the rings. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:55 am

And now, thanks to ShadowBeastie's new lad, she is not really not happy about her new and hitherto unknown assistant:

Quote:

Please i am not understanding what is going on. Very Happy

Like i told you before, there is no body like i assistant that i assign for any think ok. Any way, i will like you to send the payment informations of the money you transfered ok and i will also want you to send me the names of who so ever is called the assistant manager

Oh no, where has that dollar gone?

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:33 pm

OOOPS I think I may have pissed kelly off.

Quote:

not not email me again. F**K U

well I geuss im going to have to email him for clairifacation. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:36 pm

Have we determined whether this Kelly character is supposed to be male or female?

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:36 pm

Nice to see you out here, Packman. Very Happy

I have just completed my order for 2 T Rex's, with half a dozen questions about their health. Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:43 pm

Reapster. make sure they make sure there is a 64 teeth and there is no tartar build up. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:25 pm

I think I have lost her, went back to say that I sent the money to ShadowBeastie's other lad

Quote:

Hi Kelly,
No, it's all fine, I spoke to your assistant, Mr. Jude and sent the money using moneygran instead of the other way that is causing all the problems. He has received it OK now and I am expecting delivery on Thursday.

Thanks for all your help, if this delivery turns out to be good, I would like the same again every month.

She's back with this

Quote:

If you must be told do not email me again ok useless idiot. Have you ever gotten a dollar?

So of course I go back with this:

Quote:

I'm not sure what you are talking about; what is the dollar? I sent the money in GB Pounds of course. I resent being called an idiot, you are the one thats taking so long for this to be resolve, please stop mucking about and get me my animals. As far as I am concerned if you cannot deliver this week end I will take my business to a more reputable agent and ask for my money back.

I wonder if I'll be able to get a refund from her assistant? Think this may be the end for me now.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:18 pm

Poor poor, Kelly! She seems to not my photo editor character whom she initiated g-mail chat with. Since the only reply I got to where the photos were this morning was "fuke you", no joke, I re-initiated a g-mail chat today... interesting...

Quote:

12:20 PM me: What is with the unprofessional demeanor? I sent you an email and you have not responded.
12:21 PM kelly: don't you have inportasnt things to do?
12:22 PM me: Yes I do, but I am responsible for arranging the arrival of photo entrees for the cover, and you told me yesterday you had them. I told my boss that and we were expecting the entry.
12:24 PM kelly: Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?
12:25 PM me: No, my boss is Kendric Smith.
12:26 PM kelly: Tell Kendry that you guys should look for one else where because we are no lopnger interested. You guys are sl stupid in Business.
12:28 PM me: Kendric will be disappointed he was lied to. But I will do so at the meeting in a half hour. It's so hard to find the photos we were working for. We figured sine you had the animals on hand you would be interested in the extra offer. All you had to do was say so earlier rather than becoming surly.
12:29 PM kelly: are you willing to for them
12:30 PM me: To what for them?
12:31 PM kelly: the money for them to be shipped
12:32 PM me: They don't need to be shipped. Electronic are all we need.
12:34 PM As I said in the email, if the photo is chosen you will be awarded the prize money listed in the email, depending whichever route you choose, Royalty/non Royalty.
12:40 PM I have about 10 minutes before I have to leave for the meeting, shall I tell Kendric you are out and have withdrawn your future submission?
12:42 PM kelly: so you have to pay the money soon as possible
12:44 PM me: In accordance with the email, and to be fair to others who are submitting, it will be awarded after the submission cut off, the 15th of next month. Had you submitted by the 15th of last month you would have qualified had the photo been acceptable. We had no acceptable photos, and had to push the article and cover to the next issue.
12:48 PM Kelly, I have 3 minutes, what would you like me to tell Kendric?
12:49 PM kelly: give me your number so that i can call you
12:51 PM me: I have one minute before I have to leave my desk, Kelly, there is no time for a phone call right now. Are you potentially in, or should I tell him you are out? That much I need to know now.

Why does she keep delaying things?! Laughing

My initial bait, the remodeling tavern keeper, has not had a reply in a bit. But I shall hold off on him.

Perhaps it is time to check on hook number two and see what's up with the other mythical beasts!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Jun 2008 Posts: 7

Hey I'm new here. This is my first time doing this s/he bit and told me they could ship an ostrich to me. Or i could pick it up from Cameroon. Do you think I could get them to travel to an airport in Cameroon. Question

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:34 pm

I think Kelly may have another dolla chopper at work.Got 2 e mails from her recently,which were followed up within 5 minutes by this

Quote:

Hello
you can use the closesty money gram to make the payment ok you will have to use the names
names......AShley Gina McCaugham
country..............cameroon
City..................Douala
Zip Code...................00237
Test Question................from who?
Test Answer.................johnson
When you do that get back to me with the transfer code and the full senders names amount sent with the test question and answer.This is my office address and i oftenly check it so i will be waiting as soon as you do that so i get the pet ready for the delivery.
Thanks.

The addy is [email protected],havnt seen this one yet.

they keep talking about puppies,which is not what I was buying,but seems to be Kellys main scam.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:52 pm

Wow! First Jude, now a Michael? Interesting!

Jude seems to be legit as a different entity from Kelly, one of the main reasons is that I purposefully gave out her phone number to him as my own, and he only freaked about it being in Cameroon. Second, while Kelly was sloppy, this guy is lost in his own modalities and ends up whining. Kelly demands, for the most part, not begs.

Wonder what Michael will turn out to be like.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:04 pm

Quote:

Ok thanks when i get through with everything i will email you informations.Try to contact me through this address because i am at work now and i will hardly read my yahoo mails.

Just got this from the Michael Moore addy.I have no clue what yahoo mail addy they are refering to as everything for me has been going thru gmail.
I wonder if another lad is really involved in a dolla chop here.If so,I hope they appreciate the bogus Moneygram I sent Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:46 pm

Um Kelly,WTF are you taliking about

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Yes please he is my associate as it is not disturbing if we are to do real business.all i have been waiting from you is to send the money as we long arrange it is wondering me why it has to take you this long no matter my other friend whom i gave him your emails to contact you when i am busy in my office.but please you will have to send the money for it flight to me instead as i am the one who registered it to your names at the airport and it is only me who the airport can recognize to complete it flight ticket to their next available flight for your location and please it is you the airport has been long waiting as they keeps calling me for your parcel.
Or have you send the flight fee already.or you will still need my full address to transfer the little funds which is simple it flight fee.
thanks and waiting.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:42 am

I tried turning this into a romance bait...she wasn't happy

Quote:

me: So you can supply them with relative consistency Kelly?
Meaning if I wan more in the future that will be doable?
kelly: if available
me: Excellent
You've made my nite Kelly!
kelly: how?
me: Well for 2 reasons...
1. This deal will finallyget going
and 2.. I finally get to talk to you...
kelly: so what next
me: With the deal?
or....
Other stuff?
kelly: please when will you want them to be shipped,i feel bored talking on one issue over and over
me: Oh...sorry again I was just hoping
I want them shipped ASAP, I can receive them now
Your command of the situation is alluring
Sorry I had to say that
kelly: you sound to be not seriouse
me: IIRC You do not want a cashier's check, correct?
I am sorry Kelly...I've had too much to drink tonite and am a bit lonely
I am normally much more shy
Let's get back to business, forget what I said

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:37 am

Quote:

if you are not ready and willing to pay for the vaccine, you better lets us know so as to get them off the Airport ok.

WOW! I've heard of giant squids ... but they're ON the airport? No wonder the fee is so high! Shocked

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 May 2007 Posts: 9

That is SWEET! I can't wait to ask for one!

bill

ChainYanker wrote:

ShadowBeastie wrote:

Let's see if they have any rare tree octopi! Twisted Evil

You are going to show them the website, right?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:21 am

^^^ Good luck! Read through the thread and see what's been working and what hasn't. Wink

Ok, my Cerberus' were taking too long to arrive! Sooo. P0rt3r emailed asking what was up and got:

Quote:

we are waiting for the shipping free.

Must... ignore... grammar error...

Sooooo, I replied:

Quote:

And it appears we are still waiting for the mandatory Anti-Biological
Components Deportation for shipping into Chicago. It seems we are in
misinformations here, until the form is presented to us, we cannot send
the shipping fee. We are at an impass, and you are damming things up.
Kindly get an enema on this process and return the flow of this
transaction.

Once we have the form I'll send you $3.000USD right away, if not I will
seek assistance from someone more serious about these matters. That
amount of money is nothing to sneeze at!

In other words Kelly, get the shit out! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:22 am

Kelly seems to be trying reverse psychology (or is just getting bored).

Zebra peddler wrote:

You better be. I do not need any money from you people again ok. Do not email me again or else you may regret the consequences. I do not operate in such slowish and disturbing manner ok.
Good Day.

So of course I am sure that things are fine with the transaction, especially since it was more than two words (nice Packman). Laughing

My zoo wrote:

Thank you. I am glad that we now can have a business like transaction. You need to furnish the requested information regarding our order for animules.

If you were to say that something came up in your business, I certainly would understand. Business is all about give and take. Let's put our heads together to get this accomplished you you will see.

Thank you again and I hope to hear from you soon!

I am way too nice after being told that I am "slowish"... Shocked

I am actually ParaNoid, not slowish. Mad

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Jun 2008 Posts: 7

Well I googled her email and geusss what. She also sells cute little yorkies. http://london.campusanuncios.com/forsale-239124871X-xmas-teacup-London.html

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Posts: 35

Let's see if she has time to find me a billy bumbler

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:06 pm

@timd

Well she hasn't been good at getting me my lizards so my 10 yr old charcter Ralph just sent her a mail for those puppies

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:28 pm

kelly and haywood part ways Sad

so I have the satisfaction of knowing kelly has trawled google for hours looking for some photo of a guy jacking off a zebra, eventually he sent me one of a horse semen collection, I slapped him, I don't want no common horse gizz! he went back to work and actually some how found a photo of a vet with his hand inside a zebra, as vets sometimes do, now you can imagine the slap he got and the the biology lesson about male and female zebras!

eventually he just told me to F-k off, not very polite i have to say, but i'm glad his mates have seen him trawling the web for all manner of horse/zebra cock pictures Smile

thanks kelly you have been a fun bait, mmmmm to reload and start again... i wonder.

zebra whiskers are the new tiger bone in chinese medicine Dr Ho Lee Fook might make an enquirey....

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