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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:44 am

Of course! That's where I got it from. A friend of mine tripped across that a while back and we have some fun on another forum with it. Save the Tree Octopi! Cool

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:33 am

Ginger Head wrote:

a live haggis?

That's what I'm looking for...a wee haggis, such a beautiful beastie

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:26 am

Make sure that you have the appropriate CITES documentation filled in by the seller before payment is made.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2321729/CITES-A55VvIP3

Please ensure that you have an acceptable image for question 2.17 as the UN are being quite particular about this right now Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 68

This just in...

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We do have available now zebras,hippo,unicorns,camels,ostriches

Now the fun begins...

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:26 am

I wonder if this is our good friend Pastor Ballas Walas Williams King having another go at the animal business, following his roaring (sorry!) success in the thread below. I do hope so!

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=132201&highlight=pastor+ballas+walas

Either way I have ordered a chanting Tibetan Dhali Llama with a bald head.

Can I suggest that anybody who places an order requests a proforma invoice to keep him busy. Twisted Evil

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 03 Aug 2007 Posts: 4

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We do have available now zebras, hippo,unicorns, camels, ostriches

I Thought it wouldent be long before he got unicorns!

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:48 am

And I've just asked him for a pregnant Gryphon!

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:46 pm

I asked if he had any Dinosaurs in stock. If not, I'll just settle for a manbearbig.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:41 pm

Just reading through this thread...I'm getting a bit concerned that some of you may be joking around, please remember that the seller is a very busy man with many rare, extinct and non-existent species of animal to look after so I hope you all have every intention of recieving the animals you're asking him about and will take very good care of them all ok. Remember; a unicorn is for life, not just for Christmas.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:00 pm

Okay - after reading this thread twice, I finally gave in and I have ordered a male and female pair of aquatic blue & white striped tree frogs. I hope he can get them for me - they're adorable!

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:53 pm

Oh, of COURSE they'll be well taken care of! As soon as the arrive.

Are they being shipped by Noah's Ark?

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:01 pm

Do you think he has any pushmepullyou's?

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:33 pm

He has unicorns for me!

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Thanks for getting back to me.We are animals rescuerers here in
Cameroon and we do have many exotic animals that need help okay.so if
you are looking for a unicorns then get back to us with the sex that you
want to buy and how soon you need them okay?how many do you want?were
are you located?what do you need this unicorns for and what type of
business are you doing?can we have your address and phone number?we
are giving the pairs for $2300.00 and that include the delivery fee.We are
very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion.

That's an awful lot of questions there> I don't think I can possibly answer them all in one email.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:04 pm

^^^ remember, Unicorns are supposed to be only females! Wink

If they have male unicorns, wow! THOSE ARE rare!

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:29 pm

Great site! I've just asked if they can find me my very own Velociraptor. Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:20 pm

Hippos!

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when are you ready to have them?we got just a male and a female hippo and
they are all healthy and strong.We are giving them for $4500.00 each.We are
very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion.

Excellent... can't be doing with wimpy hippos.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:35 pm

Kelly must be getting pretty busy. S/he sent me a similar email to my inquiry to populate a zoo. I thought this part was quotable and will need a reply:

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with the sex that you want

She did tell me about camels, though I didn't ask about camels. I'll have to <strike>clarify</strike> confuse kelly a bit more with more questions. I am relieved to know that shipping is included. The prices seem to be going up for some reason. S/he is offering pictures if I am serious! Of course I am serious... Twisted Evil

Edited x 2 due to keying errors Embarassed

If only I could find a "Preview" button...

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:11 pm

woohoo!! They have my blue and white striped tree frogs!!

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Thanks for getting back to me.We are animals rescuerers here in
Cameroon and we do have many exotic animals that need help okay.so if
you are looking for a male and female pair of aquatic blue & white
striped tree frogs then get back to us ....

We are very sorry for all the question is that we are been curious because
this animals need lots of care and companion.

hmmm - they seem to be curious about my aquatic tree frogs as well

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:29 pm

I just inquired about an alpaca. My email was read (readnotify) within 2 minutes. "She" must be at her computer replying to all of you!

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

How exciting I am hoping to get a pair of young catkins - one male the other female - I shall breed them and make my fortune.

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:23 pm

My impression is this is different lad than Pasta Balless from the other thread.Maybe he sold the script-hope he didn't get too much for it!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 May 2008 Posts: 2

Just sent this

zebra'sTuesday, 27 May, 2008 11:11 PM
From: ****************View contact details To: kellymiler 001@gmail. com
Wow this is unbelivable...bare with me while I tell you that this is just one of the most amazing coincedneces that has EVER!! happened to me...and my partner(Derek). On May 14th me and Derek picked up the keys for our new restaurant and named it.... ZEBRA!!!!

How uncanny is it then that just a few days later (yesterday) My mother(Glenda) came across your offer of Zebras!

So I'm sending this E-mail to find out if it is possible to have one or perhaps two zebra's (two males if possible, we much prefer it that way)from you to use as a promotional aid on the weekend of the local fete.

So in synopsis....

Two male Zebras for the Zebra Resaurant on or around the week of 12 August 2008.

Yours hopefully

T.Lane

P.S. Will it be possible to combine postage on two Zebras?

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:38 pm

I have decided to send in my interest to become a distributer for them. I will specialize in exotic and nonexistent lizard-like creatures...such as basilisks and cockatrices

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:47 pm

Damn-I see the humpty back camel,and the velociraptor are spoken for.I have sent my request for a Norwegian Blue Parrot(lovely plumage,isn't it?)

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:07 am

Terry lane wrote:

On May 14th me and Derek picked up the keys for our new restaurant and named it.... ZEBRA!!!!

How uncanny is it then that just a few days later (yesterday) My mother(Glenda) came across your offer of Zebras!

So I'm sending this E-mail to find out if it is possible to have one or perhaps two zebra's (two males if possible, we much prefer it that way)from you to use as a promotional aid on the weekend of the local fete.

Two male Zebras for the Zebra Resaurant on or around the week of 12 August 2008.

Whoa there, just think for a moment, If you got a Male and Female Zebra, you could actually breed your own Zebras and serve Zebra at your Zebra restaurant! Shocked

Sadly, that would probably injure the sensibilities of the lad and ruin your bait. It just seemed "interesting" to me... Wink

Edited because of not using the Preview button before the Submit button. Sad

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