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mathias
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad tries to convince me to buy the newest wash-wash-washing-machine as our Millions are currently only blackened paper (for security reasons!) and need a good cleaning first before we could spend the money.

I want to share with you the picture showing the wash-wash-washing-machine in full details, the funds on the right side and the clean/laundered money to the left:

Wash Wash Washing Machine Image

Mode edit - image changed to link to prevent blowout, 600 pixels width maximum for images, please - SP

Can I trust his offer? The chemicals for cleaning the funds would cost me 120.000,- U$ but the wash-wash-washing-machine sells for 50.000,- U$ only.

I am quite sure that this machine could also be used for money-laundering in General.

What an irresistible good offer at a reasonable price me think Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Man, I've never actually had a real, honest-to-goodness wash-wash offer. I'm feeling neglected.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I know what you mean. Coming to the point of washing the funds can take some months of serious baiting and cant be achived with ten emails only Wink
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great pic, next time someone says they have blackened money, say no problem and send them that pic.....

Also, I would go ahead an upgrade to the model that washes coins too.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HAHAHAHAHA this is such a nice machine, i will use it as my background image now Laughing

(Sorry I am laughing about it, I KNOW victims may fall for that, and do, but personally, Gyro Gearloose couldnt have designed it better!) Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am quite sure that this machine could also be used for money-laundering in General.


Man, if it does double-duty it is a steal at that price. I would jump on it if I were you as I am sure it must be a 'limited time offer'.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mathias, that is great! Laughing

Is the wash wash dryer available as well? Are they cheaper if bought as a set? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only once has a Lad even hinted at wash wash to me - and it was a throwaway line at that:

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For us to commence, prior to this time, i have finalized discussion with the security Company over how the consignment will be released and collect by you. They have indicated they can Air lift the consignment (The boxes containing the defaced cash) to any of the countries mentioned herein, London,or Spain but spain is ok with me, so you have to indicate while responding, out of the three mentioned places, where you can proceed immediately without delay once the consignment has been lifted to the place for claim.


I asked:

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"They have indicated they can Air lift the consignment (The boxes containing the defaced cash)"
What on earth do you mean by 'defaced cash'? Is this no longer legal tender?


But the Lad talked of other things, and the defaced cash issue vanished from sight...

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's one sexy wash-wash machine. I love the chromed corner protectors and how they have knobs all over the place, not just the beautifully machined face. I also love the ergonomics of having the timer mounted upside down. That way, the operator can be looking over the top of it and see how many minutes he has until the next load of money comes out.

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I love the fact they seem to have used a cb radio to turn useless paper into gold - they truly have discovered the secret of alchemy !
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Does anybody here remember the previous hardware revision of this great tool? An ancient desktop computer case with money coming out of the floppy disk drive...
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now I know where all those old electric guitar amplifiers from the 60's went. They've been retrofitted as wash wash machines!

The upside down clock certainly adds credibility though. Nice touch. Rolling Eyes

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I'll have three. Cheque's in the post. Sorry it's all black, but that won't be a problem, will it?
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The False Italian wrote:
Does anybody here remember the previous hardware revision of this great tool? An ancient desktop computer case with money coming out of the floppy disk drive...


Yes, I remember that quite well.

@Mathias

Screw the crappy machine. Get those green bathroom tiles!!

Priceless. You can sell them to some 70 year old on Ebay for big Euros! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Connie L. Gus wrote:
I also love the ergonomics of having the timer mounted upside down. That way, the operator can be looking over the top of it and see how many minutes he has until the next load of money comes out.

No, it's the Australian model, isn't it?

I would be worried about the voltage for this. Are the volts DC or AC or both? Are they compatible with the amperage? Safety standards in your country demand a 5-core AC power lead.

And the other thing is the cleaning and adjustment of the worflangers, especially on the offside. These are expensive to replace, and the cheap models wear out fast.

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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The False Italian wrote:
Does anybody here remember the previous hardware revision of this great tool? An ancient desktop computer case with money coming out of the floppy disk drive...


You have asked for it .. so here you go:


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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..

go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time

now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hehe, there's obviously yet another image circulating. What I meant is a really ancient (286?) PC case with iirc an extra slit sawed into it. Behind the "machine" was a 15" LCD with an XP desktop on it but I don't think that they belonged together. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The False Italian wrote:
Hehe, there's obviously yet another image circulating... Laughing


This is my own creation which I have made 3 years ago and have used it sometimes to fool some lads Laughing

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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..

go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time

now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is fantastic! And I threw my precious 486 away...that one had a similar "money drive". How come I never noticed it?
Mathias, your creation clearly is a fake because where does a machine of its age know Euro banknotes from? This is suspicious - or is this an upgraded version?

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

FrumpyBB wrote:
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Mathias, your creation clearly is a fake because where does a machine of its age know Euro banknotes from? This is suspicious -..


look: its an upgraded version as I have installed all those updates and 3 Service-packs Laughing

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go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time

now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...

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