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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:50 pm

I chatted in YIM with a lad yesterday for two hours, and he asked my character when her birthday is, I told him, and then he said his birthday is 8/05 and I should send him a bday present.

His ISP shows he is in N1geria.

Lad said he would like a camcorder, lapt@p, and a ted*dy bear.
If I could only send one, he would like the lapt@p.

He tells me he is a US citizen working in the UK. He sent me pics of a very handsome middle age man.

He emailed me a UK addy of where to mail his gifts. Of course he declared his love and hope for marriage to me. The name on the mailing addy is not the one he gave me, totally different name from one he introduced himself as.

I told him that it was too soon for love, or marriage.

He also told me he emailed his s0n about meeting me. He also gave me his s0n's email address so I could email him and introduce myself.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

Ship him the laptop with one of the Eater's disreputable shipping services then have some fun with him when he starts complaining about where his package has gone off to. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:22 pm

Before shipping the computer using one of Eater's fine shipping companies, make sure you get the right one for him. Smile

If it is not too much work ask a lot of questions about the computer such as processor and memory requirements, power adapters, video cards and chip sets. Perhaps you can send him some links or cut and paste information from another site. It does not even have to make complete sense. Tell him not all computers and software bought in the US are compatible in all countries. This is due to software counterfeiting, technology theft and new anti-terrorism rules. You were told this in the computer store and you need the information to make sure you buy the right one. Appear to be indecisive and even have trouble with simple things like picking the right color. Keep it to 1-2 questions or issues at a time so you can drag it out and build his frustration level.

You can even create another character or get another baiter to act as your technical expert or you can play really dumb about computers. Find a few of the children's learning computers such as a Leapfrog "My First Computer" and ask if each one is acceptable. If he requests a specific brand or model, claim that it is not available in your location or the sales person strongly recommend not to buy it because of quality problems. Your lad will help you every step along the way if he thinks you are willing and ready to send him a computer.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

And then after all that . . . you'll find the best deal ever on a pretty pink one with Hello Kitty on the cover. hehe

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:14 am

I edited out a lot of the YIM, a lot of the conversation was run of the mill lad & me back and forth.

Lad : my computer do have speaker
Lad : i tell u its old
Lad : u ask me about the laptop brand
me : yes, the brand
Lad : just but anyone u know that is ok
me : there are many to choose from
Lad : let be pentum 3 or 4
me : do you want windows or mac?
Lad : windows is nice
me : XP or vista?
me : I've been looking online, and there are so many choices
Lad : XP
me : okay XP
me : how much ram?
Lad : dvd ram
me : do you want it to burn and record cds, or just play them?
Lad : record cds
Lad : huni u ask me to prove how much i love u
me : thanks
me : yes
Lad : let me tell u things

Lad : am a simple man with open minded
Lad : i dont like hiding my feelings at all
Lad : i love u more than u think
Lad : since the first day i saw ur profile am reallt fall in love with u (he's never seen a profile of me)
Lad : bcos i love my mom and she care for me so much for that i will never disappoint her to hurt anywoman
Lad : so u really need to forget all the past and let get to new live
Lad : i believe very soon will be together like husband and wife before our marriage
Lad : i dont use sweet words to confuss u i use it to show u how much i love u
me : I appreciate you explaing this to me.
me : I don't want to be hurt again.
Lad : i will not hurt u
Lad : give ur life to me
Lad : but for some mint i meet u i know that u are responsible and realible woman
Lad : so jxxx wat do u think about this relationship? (I think you will regret meeting me here)
me : I have feelings towards you, but I would like to take it day by day.

Lad : so tell me when are u going to send the presnt to me

me : I have to find the right brand of laptop, and then will ship it from my work.
me : We have a contract with a shipping company

Lad : tell me the day u will get it buy and ship it here
Lad : let it be 3days or 4days shipment okay
me : the shipping company is very reliable.

Lad : so huni promise me when are u going to get the laptop send
Lad : will really need time to talk on here so much

me : I will try and get it purchased on Saturday, and will ship it on Monday.
Lad : ok
me : I hope you like it.
Lad : i like all u do for me
me : am glad
Lad : since u are honesty with me am ok

Lad : i believe everything is not money (Then why are you asking me for a laptop after knowing me for 2 hrs)
me : I believe that what is inside the heart to be the most important thing in life.
Lad : yes
Lad : and our future also important
Lad : bcos he is the one who lead us together
me : you think God did?
Lad : yes huni
Lad : if is not God
Lad : how can i know u
Lad : am in united kingdom now and u are in united state of american
Lad : if not God how can i meet u
Lad : with the thousand of miles
me : you have a good point there.
Lad : i believe God make everything possible
me : There were millions of tiny things that had to happen for us to meet here online.
Lad : yes
Lad : do u know that they are billion of people online also
me : no, I didn't know that.
Lad before God join me and you together?
Lad : they are billion of single woman and man online looking
Lad : but i thank God that i see my choice
me : my gf told me that the internet was the new way to meet a good man.
me : I'm honored you feel this way towards me.
Lad : yes
Lad : but they are good and bad ones there
me : bad ones?
Lad : i honored u also
Lad : yes
Lad : they are liars and cheaters there (Tell me it ain't so)
Lad : i will tell u more about this internet if will really get time to talk okay
Lad : i have fall in to fool on here before
me : yes, I would like to know your opinion.
me : you did?
me : what happened?
Lad : its hurt that is why am scared
Lad : i meet a woman on here
Lad : i was in usa my that time
Lad : i work with a turner construction comany in texas
me : ok
Lad : sowhen i meet this woman ..she said she is from anstirallala
Lad : after some month she tell me that her mom she sick
Lad : so i have to send her some money
Lad : and she tell me that her son have accident i need to send her money also
Lad : later she ask me money for coming to the state so i send her much money again
Lad : i wait at the airport to pick her i never she her
Lad : someday after i need to go austraill to see wat is happen
Lad : i get that she use my money to get married with another man
me : oh no~
Lad : even he send bad boy to kill me
me : oh no!!
Lad : but i thanks my God that am alive today
me : yes
Lad : this hurt me anytime i think about it
me : did she hire a hit man?
Lad : so u need to be very carefulll on here
me : yes, I don't understand why someone would lie, or steal from anyone else on the internet.
me : do you know why?
Lad : i dont really no
Lad : but i believe God know much
me : yes, and do you think God will punish those that hurt others on the internet?
Lad : i need to go now huni
me : ok

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:43 am

I have emailed him 6 times over the last couple days with questions on what he would like in his new laptop. This is the most recent email.

I feel the lad doesn't know much about how computers work.

Hi A1ex,

I'm still trying to decide which laptop to send you for your birthday.

I have attached a link to Office Depot Laptop site. Please take a look at the laptops
on this site, and email me which one you would prefer. I look forward to hearing from you.

Jxxxxr

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:21 am

Quote:

..she said she is from anstirallala

This made me laugh more than all your funny comments put together Very Happy

It's as if he's about to break into song any second there, hehe

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:40 am

You should make sure to insure the laptop in the lads name when you send it. After it gets lost or destroyed in transit, make him go on safari to get his insurance money. Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:26 pm

I love how he outlines the exact way a love-lad works. When he starts the same thing with you, are you going to throw that back in his face? It's not educating him - he told you in the first place.

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:52 pm

In my opinion, this lad is using someone in the UK as a front for receiving items from innocent women on the net.
I wonder if they forward/ ship it to him in Nigeria, or if they keep the goods, sell them, and send a % to the lad.
I don't know this to be true, the name & address could also be an innocent third party.

I've talked to my mentor, and he's checking this out.

He claims to be a US citizen doing business in the UK. His IP is from Nigeria.

He wants the goods shipped to a person, and address in the UK.

My character is very new to this internet dating stuff.
He asked a lot of probing questions in the beginning, and I gave innocent answers. Wink

@Titania - I believe the story he described is a scam he pulled on a victim
himself. Evil or Very Mad

If the opportunity arises, I will remind him of what he claims happened to him.

I'm going to need the services of one Eaters reliable shipp1ng companies. Smile

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:56 am

Sorry for the long post.
I edited out 12 pages of it! This is one greedy pet! Evil or Very Mad

I would like someone to point the way to one of Eater's finest shipp1ng companies. All help is appreciated.

me: did you take a look at the laptop site?
pet: am trying to wait for you to come online so we can both chose the one we think is fine
me: let me know when u are ready
pet: am ready
me: do you see one you like?
pet: the network here is fvery slow just chose one there and paste it to me now
me: The HP Pavilion
pet: how much is that?
me: It is on sale for 900.00
pet: is ok by me
pet: do you like it anyway
pet: if you lime it them am alos like it
me: Yes, I think it's a nice laptop.
pet: its ok then
pet: you have the final say
me: Then I will go and purchase it tomorrow.
pet: what time are you sendint ?
me: sending the laptop?
pet: yes huni
me: I'm mailing it from work on Monday morning.
pet: oh ok
pet: do you still have the addres with you?
me: I think so.
me: do you want to give it to me again, so I don't make a mistake?
pet: giem e the one i gave you
pet: and let me see it
me: receivers name.....Dxxx Pxxxx
address.....42 bxxxxx
city....petexxxx
state,,,,,,camxxxxx
zipcode...pex3 x7xlg
country...united kingdom
pet: you gte the addres right now
pet: but tell me when do u wnat me to come home cos i want you seriyuosly
me: I want you home as soon as you finish your business.
pet: huni i very sooon but if ytou tell me when you wnat me to come home i promise you to be there
pet: YOUR WISH IS MY COMAND
pet: Lots of greeting card speak Edited out
me: so romantic
pet: huni i think i will be waiting for the laptop to come
pet: when do you think i will be having it here
me: I would hope it will be there by next Wednesday, or Thursday.
me: I'll know more on Monday.
pet: have you comfirm from he shiping compamy ?
me: no, I'm mailing it from work on Monday morning.
pet: and whta is the company name?
me: I'll will use Tempest Transport if they ship overseas. Otherwise, I'll use another of our shippers.
pet: huni i think fedex is very fast and reliable
me: I'll check on Monday to see if we have a contract with them.
pet: oh ok
pet: Lots more greeting card speak edited out.
pet: i wnat you t keep this from anybody huni i wnat to make it suprise package even including your friends and family
me: Yes, we'll keep it a surprise!
me: I love surprises.
pet: More greeting card poetry edited out
me: What's your favorite cake?
pet: i wnat you to keep the secret from anybody including your riens but whne i arive we now go and vist evey body or what doi you think
me: Yes, that is fine. I will keep the date inside my heart. I won't reveal it to anyone until I can take you to them in person.
pet: More greeting card poetry edited
me: what is your favorite cake?
me: oh, what wonderful poetry.
pet: oh ok
pet: can you give me the site of the company that sell the laptops hun
me: Office Depot
pet: i mena the site
me: http://www.officedepot.com
pet: huni i wil like you to buy chian,card and teddybear while along with the laptop or whta do you feel (He now wants me to add a gold chain, card, and teddy bear)
me: Sweetie, I think the laptop is good for this time.
pet: oh ok huni
pet: just try and get he one that has web camera attached
me: who did you want a chain and teddy bear for?
me: are you seeing anyone else?
pet: nop
pet: i want to have the chain on my day and take some pics for you
me: oh? Most southern men won't wear a chain.
me: and the teddy bear?
pet: well i like to have chain on me
pet: and i will keep take the bear asas till i come
pet: home
me: oh, okay
me: that’s good
pet: oh ok do you have anythng to say about that huni
me: no, I understand what you meant now.
me: what cake do you like?
pet: your wish is my command
me: okay, chocolate cake with vanilla frosting.
pet: cool
me: and strawberry ice cream
pet: huntell me wat you like most hun
me: That is what I like
pet: i know you like my opinion but am given you free hand to decide for me cos you are my life and everything
pet: huni wil you be able to get the chain or what?
me: I will try, but if I can't find it this weekend, will ship the laptop by itself.
pet: oh ok huni
pet: but i wnat you to try with birthday card too
me: what kind of card?
pet: romantic card
me: okay
pet: ok huni
pet: More greeting card poetry (This went on for pages and pages)
pet: home liste to me oif you want me next wek i promise to be home
me: I would like that very much.
me: do you have a date in mind?
pet: i told you to decide
pet: i have you the authority
me: how about next Friday or Sat?
pet: huni i think is bettr fo me to be coming by friday and i arrive saturday or what do you feel
me: I would like that.
pet: but remeber you will be the one to pick me at air[port and what airport do u want me t arrive in
me: how about the Lexxxxxxx Airport?
me: can you check for flights to there?
pet: huni am trying to make the booking right away so u can have th information now
me: ok
pet: i got the laptop i like huni from the site but are you sue you gonna get that on tomoro hun
me: yes, darling that one I showed you for tomorrow
pet: ok
pet: Toshiba Satellite®
pet: what about that?
me: Let me look at it...hold on
me: Is this the one you really want?
pet: huni can you compae this one with the one you set me ealier
pet: ?
me: let me look
me: It is a nicer laptop.
pet: huni which one do u like and what is the cost different?
pet: what ts the cost diif?
me: It's 150.00 dollars more.
pet: ok huni
pet: which one is cost moe the one i chose or the one you chose?
me: the one you chose.
pet: ok
pet: the one you chose is it HP or what?
me: yes, it was a HP, and the one you like is a Toshiba
pet: which one do u think wil last and very good hun and how much is there cost for both
me: they are both good. (Now he wants BOTH laptops)
me: it costs too much for both together
me: I can't afford two laptops
pet: i know hun
pet: anyway just get the one you think wont cost you much money huni
pet: dont want to stress you huni
me: I will let it be a surprise as to which one you get.
pet: And more gift card poetry
me: if you ever decide to give up your regular job, you could write a book of poetry
pet: hhni you are funy
pet: lol
pet: smile
pet: :-* Smile

)
me: thanks
pet: Smile

)

pet: More greeting card poetry
pet: and yet more greeting card poetry
me: may I call you my pet?
pet: whatver you like you ow all my life huni i told you ealier
pet: I love you.
me: thank you my pet.
pet: am making the flight now
me: yay
pet: You are the perfect person
to compliment my life;
there’ll be no brighter day than
when I become your husnbnd
me: aww...fiddle dee dee
me: that's what we say in Kxxxn when we like something
pet: ohi c
pet: i love you baby
me: am happy for your love, my pet.
pet: guesss
me: tell me...
pet: Flight Details He’s supposed to arrive here 8/16
me: yay (I wonder how he’s supposed to fly from London when he’s in N1ge31a?_
pet: give me your e mail adress to send yu now
pet: the informtion
me: [email protected]
pet: cool i sent you no
pet: ok
me: thank you my pet.
pet: oh yw
pet: do u have you have your own poersonal house and car you own yourself
me: Yes, my pet.
pet: ok
pet: what kidn oif car are you driving ?
me: I have a SUV
me: that way all the kids fit in the car along w/their friends
pet: oh ok huni how much did you bbought it and when?
me: It's 4 years old, not sure how much it's worth now. New it was 30,000
pet: but you dont rember how much you bought it right?
me: Yes, I paid $30,000 dollars for it new.
pet: oh ok
pet: how many car do u have
me: I only have this one.
me: my ex has the other cars
pet: ok
pet: how much do u bought your house
me: my house is worth about $275,000 dollars.
pet: ok
pet: are you living alone there huni
me: Right now my brother & his wife are staying until they get the roof replaced on their house.
me: and of course the kids live with me.
pet: oh ok
pet: but where do i stay when i arriv hunoi
me: I have an extra guest room for you to stay in.
me: We have to set a good Christian example for the children.
pet: cool
pet: yes huni
pet: i love you baby
me: and you too my pet
pet: saturday i will be flying huni
me: yes you will
pet: hun i wnat to have the laptop here by thuesday so you have to do all your possible best to let me have this here cos i need to take some pics and save it there so i ca shoiw you some of our worh when i arrive state
pet: huni i think fedex is very cheap ,fast an reliable
me: is it
pet: yes huni
me: Will talk to you tomorrow after I shop for your presents.
me: good night my pet!
pet: oh ok huni
pet: huni and ae you going to get the chain too
me: that will be a surprise as to whether I do... Smile

pet: lol
pet: ohok hun
pet: love you jxxx
me: love you too my pet
me: night
pet: ok hug and kiss

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:36 am

PM regarding shady shipping companies sent...

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:58 am

The lad keeps wanting more and more.

Today he tells me that the hotel manager is going to kick him out tomorrow if he doesn't pay his bill of $2,500.
He claims he will pay me back when he gets in next week.

He wants the $$$ sent to the UK, and his IP is still N1ger1a.

He also wants the $$$ sent via M0ney Grab, or West Onion.
My character wants to help him out.
So, she runs to M0ney Grab, and runs into great difficulties.
When I sent him the Security form, he filled it out in an email.
He claims he has no printer, scanner, nor fax available.
I told him that MG has my $$$, and if he doesn't find a way to fill it out then I can't help him.
Now he wants me to drive several hours to a WU, and send it.
I've told him that is not possible.

Then when I asked what should I do with his presents, because he's being thrown out of the h0tel tomorrow. He emails me back telling
me to ship them there anyway.

Now, I need a way to complicate things with trying to send it WU.

Any advice would be most welcome.
Thanks

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:34 am

@Scarlet,

As mentioned in the sticky, a long drawn out IM transcript is one of the best trophies you can get, it is certainly fun to get him holding a fish under his arm but that doesn't tie up a great deal of time, having this greedy turd Iming you for hours on end ties up heaps of his time and it is costing him about $1 US for every hour you keep him occupied.

Just one point, not that I am an IM expert by any means, when he suddenly says he has to go, it is usually because he doesn't want to pay for the next hour so try not to let him go, use your powers of seduction to keep him there and spending some more money,

"but honey, I really do want to get your laptop right, I am going to so much trouble to get it for you, the least you can do is talk to me about it, a girl will start to wonder if you are talking to another woman the way you take off suddenly"

Just by making him hang around another 5 minutes you will make him pay another 50 Naira for the next 15 minute lot

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:32 am

Make sure that the computer is a laptop and also throw in a wireless internet adapter with free coverage from a N1gerian ISP Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:40 pm

He insisted I drive the 4 hours to western onion, and didn't seem to mind that it was in the worst part of town.
He was unmoved when I told him the $$$$$ I was sending him had to be paid back by Saturday. I have children to feed, and bills of my own to pay. Now he is embarrassed, and wants his $$$$$. I so do not feel sorry for him. Evil or Very Mad

DARLING GOOD MONRING BUT TO ME HERE IS BAD MONRING.I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WHEN I GOT TO WESTERN NUION THIS MONRNING I WAS EMBARASSED THAT THE MTCN NUMBER YOU GAVE ME WAS NOT ON THERE SYSTEM SO I WAS DAZED ABOUT THIS HUN.CAN YOU PLEASE CHECK THE INFORMTION YOU HAVE WITH YOU AND COMFIRM THAT AGAIN FROM WESTERN UNION WHERE YOU SENT THE MONEY AND MAIL ME EVERYTHING TO SAVE ME FROM EMBARSAMENT HERE HUNI.BELOW IS THE INFORMATION YOU GAVE ME HUNI.......

SENDERS NAME ..xxxxxxxxxxx
STATE..xx
CITY.....xxxxxxxxxx
ZIPCODE...xxxxx
AMOUNT..2500$
MTCN NUMBER..0000000000.

PlS HUNI JUST HELP ME COMFIRM THIS ,from them and mail me verything so i can be able to pay the bills huni

i love you so much and missed you so much huni.you can leave the number i can call you on when you are sending me the informtion huni.

thanks so much darling
alex

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:10 pm

Seeing as it is the worst part of town, I would hate to see your charactor get mugged and have that money stolen, it may take you weeks to save up again and you could never be confident going back there, even when you broken leg heals Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 19 Mar 2008 Posts: 100

I did just that to my pet AND made a newspaper article that my indignant friend sent to him. Then I acted a bit nuts and blamed on the concussion.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:27 pm

The member Marvinator may be able to help with a newpsper article, you should be able to find him with a quick search

I just found him Here

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:51 pm

Thanks for the advice.
Since I've already sent him to Western Onion to collect his $$$ several times, I have another idea for an article.

It appears that the WU was robbed at gunpoint in the early hours of the morning. The robbers got away with all the cash, etc.
I've PM'd Marvinator to ask for help in creating a newspaper article.

The store is closed while the crime scene is being processed, and all transfers are now on hold. I will have to fill out paper work to get my money back from WU.

Does this sound plausiable?

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:17 pm

Yes, very plausable Laughing

Marvinator does very good work as well which could convince the average lads that pig can fly Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:26 am

Now this is a truly sad email Rolling Eyes

He's tried a total of 5 times today to collect the money.
My character is due home from work in a bit, so I'll YIM him and explain what happened with the robbery! Shocked

HUN CAN YOU PLS CALL THE WESTER UNION NOW AND GET THE CORRECT MTCN NUMBER NOW ,HUNI AN THERE WAS NO MTCN NUMBER ON THE FORM JUST CALL THEM NOW AND SAVE ME FROM DISGRACE NOW HUIN PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Master Baiter Joined: 19 Mar 2008 Posts: 100

I'd slap him around for using caps, but that's just me. Tell him to never yell unless the house is on fire.

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:07 am

@da Trix - I plan on slapping him for using all caps. I'm also accusing him of being more concerned about the WU than loving me.

Oh, and I really smacked him when he asked me for my email password. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:43 pm

Dear Lad,
I tried to reach you on yahoo chat, and you weren't there!
The reason the MT$N number isn't working is because the Western Onion office
was robbed shortly after I left.

I was contacted by a WU customer service rep and notified of the following:
Due to the robbery, all money transfers were suspended. The robbers apparently took money, checks, and completed WU receipts. The company is concerned that the thieves may try and use the receipts to collect the money from other Western Onion locations.

An agent is supposed to contact me when they get this mess sorted out.
Then I'll have the option of re sending the money to you, or receive a refund.
I'm really upset that you didn't get the money today for your hotel bill.
I'm also very upset that I'm out $2,500.00 , and it's going to be awhile before I can recover this money.

As for your presents, they were shipped via our overseas carrier Par$el D1rect.
The shipping number is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
You can track your shipment online at Parcel Direct's website
The link is:

I thought about you today. I had hoped we could talk on yahoo, but you weren't online.
I had hoped that I was right when I told you that I felt I could sense what was in your heart.

I long for Saturday to be here so we can be in each other's arms at last.

Love your,
xxxxxxx

This is his reply to my email:

Darling how are you doing? i Hope you have great day well i was oonline yesterday for some times but suddenly there was fire out break around here so they had to off all the light switch so it wont cause much problem .am sorry hun.can you tell me what you wnat me to do now cos the hotel manage is holding my INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT hun and you know without this i can fly out here huni.so you have to try and get the money for me by all mean and when i arrive by wekend i wil retun the money for you huni cos my clint have promise to give me cahier check so i huni i will cash it immmidiately i arrive state hun,just try and get the money for me by all means huni.and about the tracking number i didnt see any thing there so huni just track he packages and let me know this hun.

i love you so much huni
axxxx

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