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Master Baiter Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 152

The prize is ridiculous, but the comments are funny! Very Happy

http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:44 pm

Oh that is funny. 500.00 for a ethernet cable? HMMM I have a 500 foot roll of cat 5 sitting at the house, a bag of ends from radio shack. and find out who the idiots are that bought one. ill sell them 3 meter ones for 250.00 Laughing

double the cable for half the money.

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:56 pm

Two links of George Carlin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw

He will be missed.

Should go without saying but NSFW.

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:09 pm

January wrote:

The prize is ridiculous, but the comments are funny! Very Happy

http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i

God, that's funny.

"As excited as I was to open my new Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable, I was much more dissatisfied by Denon's customer service experience. Apparently the result of an improper connection and the cable's high data transfer speed, I mistakenly caused the collision of a pair of positrons (i.e. leptons) at several hundred GeV. While the resulting mini black hole theoretically proved the validity of superstring theory and may result in endless new perpetual energy sources, it also stained our Berber carpet. When I phoned Denon customer support, the representative I spoke with--whose English was horrible, by the way--was discourteous and unhelpful. Regardless of my data transfer or particle acceleration needs in the future, I will not be shopping with Denon again. "

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:56 am

Ending a Relationship

A poor boy was depressed about breaking up with his girlfriend. He expressed his angst with art. Here is the link.

In case you don't catch the joke, compare that picture with this one. Linkage!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjiGH9QNiU0

Mars in the future?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 5

That Amazon link is hilarious... Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Parking at its worst
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7472490.stm

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:55 am

^^^^

Somehow as soon as I saw the picture I knew that the driver....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

^^ was an idiot?
Confirms my prejudices against 4x4 drivers
It was an automatic!
I mean forward-back.
How difficult is that?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:16 am

Quote:

The BBC spoke to the driver of the Toyota, but he said he was "not in the mood to give interviews".

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:53 pm

Absolutely no comment on this, I thought of starting a thread and locking it straight away, but i'd still get told to post it here. Smile

San Francisco to vote on naming sewer after George Bush

Well I thought it was funny. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:47 pm

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered
by an English professor from the University of Phoenix:

The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new
form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair
off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework
tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You
will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The
partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the
story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person
will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to
re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent.
There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you
wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree
a conclusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary.
THE STORY:
(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now
reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he
liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off
Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too
much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the
question.

(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now
in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the
neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had
spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign
of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam
flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The
jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the
cockpit.

(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one
last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever
had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless
hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law
Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper
one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared
out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly
and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from
her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why
must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of
miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the
Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth
a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to
destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the
Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to
pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly
initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the
atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine
headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85
million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference
table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em
out of the sky!"

(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing
partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

(Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose
attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F--KING TEA??? Oh no, what
am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele
novels!"
(Rebecca)
A%%hole.
(Gary)
B&tch
(Rebecca)
F__K YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!
(Gary)
Go drink some tea - ho.
(TEACHER)
A+ - I really liked this one.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 4

Another crazy Japanese game show! People stacking food on their pets. Does have sound (japanese commentary), but you don't really need to listen to it to understand what is going on. About 6 1/2 minutes.

click for link to youtube

Funny, I feel sorrier for these animals than I do for scammers!

D'oh! Put this in the wrong thread! Mods, could you pretty please move it? Thank you!

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:04 pm

i thought this was going to be a usefull tool for baiting

http://www.sat-gps-locate.com

Shocked

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:49 pm

^^^

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:59 pm

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:27 pm

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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:15 pm

Fun and games with coils, capacitors and massive impulse currents.

bang!

more here...

Guest

"Ask Da Orcs"

http://www.orcmagazine.com/ORC_MAGAZINE/Ask_Da_Orcs.html

Mod edit to add: watch where you go on that site and/or their forum - some of it is NSFW. Eight.

It's an advice column written by Orcs! (Orcs are the green-skinned monsters from "Lord of the Rings") It's like "Dear Abby", but... er... with Orcs.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:40 pm

https://www.hdwraparounds.com/ver16/index.asp

Hd eyes. now only 20 dollars! Rolling Eyes

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

@Rover: a lot of those are from the top tips section of the Viz. A brilliant magazine.

http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:16 pm

They really are funny!
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This site is really good

http://users.telenet.be/kixx/

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Learn new words and donate rice!

http://www.freerice.com/

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:02 pm

^^^ That's a great site. I first came across it on Snopes.com, and it's a worthwhile way to waste your time.

My highest level was 49 or 50, I think, but mosty I hover somewhere in the 40's.

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