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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Wed May 21, 2008 9:36 pm |
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^And while we're talking about, er, the southern hemisphere, I just came across this story:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23734601-5001021,00.html
There are times when mere words cannot be adequate , and having a flying phallus disrupt your political convention is one of them. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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January
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 152
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Thu May 22, 2008 4:21 pm |
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Just found that picture on cracked.com; the topic was to design web sites from the times when the internet didn't exist.
What do you think, were there baiters, too? |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Thu May 22, 2008 6:02 pm |
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Sat May 24, 2008 2:33 pm |
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I don't know how I can compete with urinary and phallic humor.
At any rate I thought this site was pretty cute, Its pics of objects that look like faces. Hence the sites name:
http://inanimatefaces.com/ |
_________________ 'then you are goat zoomtard' vallentino
'call me what ever you like my God is biger than yours amen' bekija zuma
'why is the government allowing people like you to live among human beings. People like you are suppose to be at the zoo.' janice churton
'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Sat May 24, 2008 5:09 pm |
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Major embarrasment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX1fAl1wqIg |
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i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun May 25, 2008 1:42 am |
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The ancient Romans had the Colosseum.
Modern Netizens have the Japanese Bug Fights:
http://www.japanesebugfights.com/30.htm
Those weird, weird Japanese. Kinda cool, but not for the squeamish. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Fri May 30, 2008 3:39 pm |
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Airport Crime Test
A study was conducted recently to determine the average crime rate at international airports around the world.
The study made use of an ordinary looking man standing in the airport terminal and reading a newspaper. He had an empty briefcase next to him, which he would ignore. Observers then recorded how long it took for the briefcase to be snatched.
In Brussels, Belgium the case was stolen within 4 minutes and 20 seconds.
In Washington DC it was stolen within 3 minutes and 16 seconds.
At Heathrow, London the briefcase was snatched in less than 2 minutes.
In New York, the case was stolen within 1 minute and 5 seconds.
In Los Angeles it took only 43 seconds before the case was snatched.
At Lagos, Nigeria, the people conducting the study were robbed on the way to the airport and the briefcase was stolen along with the car! |
_________________ "One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.”
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri May 30, 2008 6:18 pm |
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^^^ There's a whole website full of them!
http://agidi.com/joke.html |
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FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:33 pm |
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Father O'Malley answers the phone. "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
"It is!"
"This is the tax office. Can you help us?"
"I can!"
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
"I do!"
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is!"
"Did he donate 50,000 Euros to the church?"
"He will."
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:16 pm |
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A scare crow won the nobel prize today, because he was out standing in his field.
very poor ... |
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i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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Rorschach
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 266
Location: Behind you
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:37 pm |
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Just seen a news article that reminds me of this old one:-
Q Why did George Michael have chocolate on his shirt?
A He was careless with his Wispa
Which in turn reminds of:-
Did you hear that Shakin' Stevens had died?
No
Yep. Apparently his house fell on him. |
_________________ You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the earth had one throat, and I had my hands around it.
BRUNO HAYFORD: "you are an eel, 75% negative, 10% positive, 10% amorphous and 5% blank" |
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WillEater
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 432
Location: Hollyweird
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:45 pm |
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Cutbacks at work..
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_________________ "One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.”
–Robert Firth |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:13 pm |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:57 pm |
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http://www.dumblaws.com/
I especially like the ones for Oklahoma:
1. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
2. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. [especially if you have the hind legs of a farm animal in them] |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:59 pm |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:12 pm |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:24 am |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:39 pm |
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Rorschach
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 266
Location: Behind you
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:24 am |
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Catbaths
http://www.metro.co.uk/catbaths |
_________________ You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the earth had one throat, and I had my hands around it.
BRUNO HAYFORD: "you are an eel, 75% negative, 10% positive, 10% amorphous and 5% blank" |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:29 pm |
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Have to somehow work this into a bait...
http://www.newsstarng.com/news/0706200816.php
Mob kills man over missing genitals
Story by, Dare Oyewole, Kaduna, Nigeria
Posted: Saturday, 7 June 2008
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Kaduna — Residents of Kaduna metropolis,especially males,have developed a suspicion for strangers following the alleged upsurge in the incidents of missing sexual organs sweeping across the state.
The latest incident involved a 25-year-old man, Israel Seth, who alleged that his genitals disappeared after he was touched by a businessman in Kafanchan,Jama’a Local Government Area of Kaduna State.
Seth is now being detained by the police in Kaduna along with 44 other persons for allegedly committing arson and beating to death one Kingsley Onu.
Relaying how he was arrested, he told News Star that after shaking hands with Onu (now deceased),he suddenly felt his manhood disappear, following which he raised the alarm which attracted people to the scene.
He alleged that even though his lost manhood had reappeared,it was no longer functional since he no longer had any sexual feelings.
Giving reasons for the suspects’ arrest,the Deputy Commissioner of Police in charge of the State Police Command, Mr. Adams Audu, explained that the suspects were being held for jointly attacking and killing Onu (25) for allegedly causing the disappearance of Seth’s manhood at Jagindi-Tasha, Kafanchan in Jama’a Local Government Area of the state.
He said that while Onu was taken into custody by the police after the initial commotion following Seth’s allegation, Seth mobilised youths in the area and invaded the police station with dangerous weapons and forcibly took Onu from the cell, killed him and burnt his remains.
He alleged that the rioters then proceeded to destroy police property in the station and set the building ablaze, after which the suspects also proceeded to burn down the deceased’s shop and property worth N5 million.
Audu said a police re-enforcement team had to be drafted to the scene so as to prevent the escalation of the violence,adding that all those arrested had confessed their parts in the crime and would soon be charged to court. |
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Accra>Abidjan
Accra>Dakar
Accra>Lome
Cotonou>Abidjan
Cotonou>Accra
Cotonou>Lome
Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
#1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN
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Cherrie
** Mentoring Guru **
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1746
Location: Still digging up dirt...but now somewhere else.
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:02 am |
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I picked up this link to the old Ladybird book about Policemen in England. It is worth a read!
http://seorant.ath.cx/police/ladybird.html |
_________________ Just keep me informed...then I can inform on you!
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:38 pm |
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{repost from here: Telemarketer Prank Recording }
A friend in a chatroom popped this audio link up and I just about rolled with laughter! It's not baiting, but how swiftly this guy turned the tables was great.
Warning: Not particularly safe for work!
Telemarketer Prank |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:04 am |
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^2 The above news article explained by Sabella Ogbobode Abidde
CLICK HERE
Sorry, still don't know how to do 'click here'
Mod Note:
A friendly Mod has fixed your link and will pm you a guide. |
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Accra>Abidjan
Accra>Dakar
Accra>Lome
Cotonou>Abidjan
Cotonou>Accra
Cotonou>Lome
Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
#1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:10 am |
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customerssuck.com
Here's a sampling of the stories told.
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Female Customer: Hi, I need to have our TV looked at. No channels are showing.
Me: OK.
Background male voice: You don't need it looked at...blah blah blah...
Customer: You shut up, you asshole! You're the one who broke this G - D TV!
Background voice: Nawwww...
Customer: Shut up, you f*ckin' idiot! I HATE YOU!
Me: Um, mam?
Customer: (sweetly) Yes?
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Me: This is Phone Jockey…how may I help you?
Customer: Hey, my phone number is 555-5543.
Me: OK, 555-5543.
Customer: NOT 555-5563. You got it wrong the first time.
Me: Uh…
Customer: You got it WRONG the first time.
Me: I didn’t…
Customer: It was wrong. Fix it.
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Customer: The time is on my box again.
Me: OK.
Customer: It says 00:00.
Me: That’s the time?
Customer: Yes.
Me: No, it’s not.
Customer: Oh. No, it’s not.
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Customer: My TV is having some problems.
Me: Like what, sir?
Customer: Well, my channels talk, but I won’t listen.
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Customer: My channels are furry.
Me: Furry?
Customer: Yes, furry. Don’t you know what furry is?
Me: Indeed, mam.
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Customer: My TV is rolling up.
Me: What?
Customer: It has been for awhile.
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Customer: Your tech came by & knocked on my door & just looked puzzled at me.
Me: Why?
Customer: Because he didn’t do anything.
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Customer: My TV box doesn’t work.
Me: OK, please unplug it.
Customer: What?! I’m not HOME right now!
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Customer: I’m on my sister’s account and I’m trying to get on the internet & I’m using my computer. Can you git me on there?
Me: OK, I don’t show that your sister has the internet on her account.
Customer: Well, that’s okay. Just hook me up to DSL.
Me: Sir, we don’t offer DSL, we have high speed internet.
Customer: Well then just add me some DSL.
Me: Sir, we don’t offer that. Plus, this account states only your sister can make changes to it.
Customer: Oh well, that’s fine. Just add the internet only for me then. |
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