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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:37 am |
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Baby's First Internet (the url tags don't work on this, so just cut and paste)
God this is spot on (some things apply nicely to this site).
Fixed it so the url tags work - you owe me a Pimms - SB  |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:34 am |
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The newest XKCD comic just got put online. This one is titled "Upcoming Hurricanes".
It's scroll over title reads as follows: "I'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west. It's just a matter of time."
You you guys haven't ever seen XKCD, I highly recommend checking it out. It's the most popular webcomic on the net and it's kind of hilarious. |
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| "It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:32 pm |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:56 pm |
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Potential Knobhead of the year award  |
God bless Darwin for teaching us about natural selection! |
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Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:04 pm |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:07 am |
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| "It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:02 am |
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 ^^^ thats funny. However Ansett shut their doors in 2001 so it must be an old one. |
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barneyfife
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Feb 2008
Posts: 27
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:17 pm |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:00 pm |
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From The Ghanaian Times
HUNCHBACKS UNDER THREAT |
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 Accra>Abidjan
Accra>Dakar
Accra>Lome
Cotonou>Abidjan
Cotonou>Accra
Cotonou>Lome
Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
#1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:04 pm |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:29 am |
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^Thanks, Rover!
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Accra>Abidjan
Accra>Dakar
Accra>Lome
Cotonou>Abidjan
Cotonou>Accra
Cotonou>Lome
Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
#1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:50 pm |
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http://www.quirkology.com/USA/Experiment_earthMove.shtml
How much does the earth move for you? |
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HYIP:  x3 Banks: 
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:49 pm |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:41 am |
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http://pcweenies.net/comics/2008-08-01_pcw.jpg |
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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:14 am |
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:52 am |
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New Treatment For Sunburn -
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn,
specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was
promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,
the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will
Viagra do for him, Doctor'?
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs. |
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x48;  x10  x7; fake checks: $592,854.89 USD ==> Biggest Fake check: $450,000.00
"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." - Cathartic Kate
IF YOU MEET THIS MAN ON GROUND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RAIN ABUSES ON HIM...I WOULD ADVICE YOU READ AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIS E-MAILS VERY WELL BEFORE YOU START INSULTING HIS PERSONALITY. - Rev. Niklas
Thank you for your Undiluted Assictance and we hope to have a Lasting business relationship with you. - Hou Weijun
YOU ARE A F***ING BASTERD!!! - [Account reported] Dr. John E. Telex/Foreign Remitance Department
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:19 pm |
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Check out this pic of the "Top dietetic technician of the year", proudly shaking hands with the hospital's director for food and nutrition. Would you trust them with your diet?
http://www.heraldguide.com/details_archive.php?id=3539 |
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:00 am |
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Ever wondered how many goats you are worth?
http://www.howmanygoats.com/
I am worth nine goats. "You're almost the most beautiful girl here."  |
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Come to the dark side, we have sweeties.
I bait scummy flatshare/rental scammers. PM the details if you encounter one!
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:03 pm |
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Interesting bit of interaction with scammers of a different sort. Basically, a guy pretends to find cash and puts up a generic post on Craigslist asking for the "true" owner to come forward to collect it. Some great (and obviously fake) replies, but note the similarities in the Dallas example between three "different" people claiming the cash.
http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/found/found.php |
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Oatwillie
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Aug 2008
Posts: 5
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:10 pm |
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juju4u
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:41 pm |
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Do cats talk on the phone?
(22 seconds)
http://www.4shared.com/file/59151246/b909462d/michealhome3.html
(warning, may be offensive to some)
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you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure
2,633 miles: Peterson/Gomer/fbi/Tina Mike/MrMicheal: Lagos.Doula.Yaounde.Limbe.Mundemba.ChimpCamp.[SSC Cameroon].(2weeks Jail).Baffousam(across Nigeria).Cotonou.Parakou.[SSC Benin] C/B Master & 5imba et al "i am coming to safari my self" "he is at chimpazine camp" "go pick him at the police station"
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:02 am |
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simpsonman3000
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 299
Location: The Michael Phelps Lounge
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Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:39 am |
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The new video game from EA Sports
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HEY YOU OLD DISEASED SLAPPER I KNOW YOU F**K ANYTHING AND SUCK EVERYTHING HEARD YOUR C**T IS SO BIG NOW EVEN A HORSE CANT FILL IT!!! ENJOY IT AND HOPE YOU GETS AIDS YOU DISEASED MUGA BASTARD!!!- Some lad got pissed when I called him a slut. |
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