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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do?

Send all the pics, to everyone.
74%
 74%  [ 80 ]
Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY.
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else.
19%
 19%  [ 21 ]
Other (please post)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 108


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Ginger Head
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

dutchbait wrote:
The only downside is he'll get nourished in jail Crying or Very sad


Didn't the lawyers for those French aid workers say differently?

Edit:

http://www.freedomhouse.org/modules/mod_call_dsp_country-fiw.cfm?year=2004&country=2908
"Overcrowding, disease, and malnutrition make prison conditions life threatening, and many inmates spend years in prison without charges."

Ach, I'm sure it's not that bad Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The French are always complaining about EVERYTHING. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah - bloody whingers. Nobody likes a whinger Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

~ Ginger Head,

Laughing ... you just made my weekend, thanks, I needed that ! I'll be refreshing my browser more often than da stinksta'd like refresh himself .. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG JoJo I can only imagine what will happen when he walks in with that WU form in arabic.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH thats is fantastic

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Aw, I'm going to be offline for a day or two. Well, I'll have some catching up after Passover, then.

...

BTW, I've been showing this thread to a friend of mine, and she's as taken as the rest of you by Stinky's odyssey.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We need t-shirts:

Front: "Hash Conditions"
Back: "Sparkling pinot noir with roast chicken."

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can imagine what will happen when Adamu shows the WU form to the driver to show that his share of the money is safe... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have a look at this

http://unjoblist.org/lists/Organisation/UNHCR

The UNHCR Abéché is offering a job as a nutrition officer.

Our friend is in the right place at the right time. This is the occasion of a lifetime. Let's have him take a photograph of himself and write a CV.

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I can tell you are so jobless. All sorts of things happen to you. 1stly your throat and now the funny western unions slips. Ogbeni abeg go. I no need your money again.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't imagine prisons in Chad being anything other than places for those who can't afford bribes to slowly die. Beds are unlikely, let alone showers. In many third-world prisons, you'll only get the food your relatives bring you. Doesn't look promising, does it?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

manbiteslion wrote:
Doesn't look promising, does it?


Well, you can always send a lad or two from a neighbouring country to visit him, can't you Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think this says it all really. I'm just not sure if stinkyboi is the one on the left, or the one on the right Confused
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I've just caught up reading the last 5 pages and my sides ache, my face aches, and my cheeks are wet with tears Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^So? These guys could have said anywhere along the trip "forget this, I'm going back to Lagos and getting an honest job". It's free will and karma all rolled into one stinky mess. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bwaa haa haa. I guess that's where we all agree.
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Scam Patroller
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have split the ethics questions and answers to this seperate topic:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=136322

Lets have no more ethics discussion on this topic, which will only spoil the enjoyment and end up getting the topic locked when things get heated.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks ScamPatroller. And sorry, it wasn't my intention to disrupt this thread.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just read this entire bait you guys owe me a new keyboard. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome baiters, that's all I got to say! Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:
As Razor once pointed out, it not a jet. It's a turbo prop, and no, Jojo doesn't know how to fly one of those either. I am pretty sure that Eric does though. Too bad that Eric is no where to be seen.


It's not that hard. Push forward on the stick and the houses get bigger pull back and they get smaller. Pull back too far and they get bigger again. Sounds pretty simple to me. Of course the biggest airplane I've ever flown is a C172. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE.
I MADE A REQUEST FROM YOU YESTERDAY TO DO ME FAVOUR BECAUSE OF MY PREDICAMENT HERE IN ABECHE. BUT THIS MORNING HAMDAN SEND A WU BUT I CANNOT READ IT BECAUSE IT IS WRITTEN IN ARABIC, BUT HE TOLD ME TO GO TO BANK AND GIVE A CLERK IN THE BANK. I AM DOING THAT NOW AS SOO AS I COLLECT THE MONEY I WILL TELL YOU BUT REV DOVER I HAVVE NOT SEE BOTH HAMDAN AND ERIC TILL NOW . I AM NOT HAPPY OF MY SITUATION HERE IN ABECHE HONESTLY.
PLEASE REV YOU CAN STILL SEND ME A LITTLE AMOUNT OF MONEY SO THAT I AND MY BROTHER WILL NOT COLLASPE HERE IN ABECHE BECAUSE OF HUNGER PLEASE. I SEND YOU A NAME YESTERDAY TO SEND ME MONEY AS AN APPEAL I APPEAL TO YOU PLEASE REV BENJJAMIN NO MATTER LITTLE IT IS I WILL APPRECIATE IT.
PLEASE REV YOU CAN STILL TELL HAMDAN AND ERIC TO COME AND PICK ME HERE IN A CAFE ALONG HOSPITAL ROAD IN ABECHE PLEASE .
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't forget to tell him that the escort agency accidently sent you two hookers instead of one.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bye Adamu - thanks for the laughs Laughing
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Professor So And So
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, 419Weasel called my cell and patched me through to stinky so I could hear his lovely voice. The delay was horrible, but it seems that the WU person informed him of a Chad law that only allows transfers of 1000 USD or less, so he wants us to split it up into 3 parts for him. Unfortunately, they close at 3 today and aren't open tomorrow. I assured him I'll do my best to get it done today, but it might be Monday morning.

I also asked him if they're having fun there in Abeche. He said no. No fun at all. Anyway, she'll post that call up tomorrow.

I can't believe they didn't catch hell over all of the insults on the WU form.

This just came into the Eric/Hamdan box:

Stinkstafari wrote:

THANK YOU FOR THE WU I RECEIVE IT THIS MORNING AND PRINTED IT OUT AND WHEN TO THE BANK WITH THE DRIVER BUT THE BANK MANAGER TOLD ME THAT THEY CANNOT PAY 3000 IN A BULK THAT YOU HAVE TO SPLIT IT INTO 1000 ,1000 US DOLLARS THAT IS WHAT THE LAW SAY IN ABECHE .
PLEASE YOU SHOULD DO IT TODAY AND HELP US THEY ARE CLOSEN TODAY BY 3PM AND THERE IS NO WORK TOMORROW .PLEASE HELP US PLEASE I AM WAITING.
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN


This just went to him from Dover, in response to his last mail posted above. We attached the picture of the pizza that was posted a couple pages back on this thread:

Quote:
Dearest Adamu,

I'm sorry to hear that you're still having problems collecting the money and freeing yourself from the clutches of the driver. Let me tell you how bad MY day is. Not only did I just find out that you couldn't collect the money, but my pizza just got delivered. Guess what it had on it???? EXTRA meat. I didn't order extra meat. Can you believe that? Look at the pic I attached! Rubbish! I might as well throw it away! The waiter at lunch yesterday served me Wrotham Pinot Sparkling Wine with my roasted chicken, loaded baked potato and veggies. Any idiot knows that a Sparkling Wine doesn't go with chicken. He should have brought me the Sauvignon like I requested. Idiot Waiter.
Plus, we are having steak for dinner and frankly, I'm just not that hungry. The thermostat is set on 68 in here and I am freezing cold. I wish it was hot outside. That makes me think... I got in my BMW yesterday morning and the air conditioner is broken. What's the point of driving a beemer if the air doesn't work. I'll get to church and be all hot and sweaty. Yuck. So, I'm walking down the street waiting for it to get fixed. What happens? People are basically THROWING donations at me. I mean, I understand that I am the pastor, but geez. What does it take for a guy to have a quiet walk down the street on a nice, breezy day? Also, I just had a new mattress delivered. It's really nice. A king size. But guess what! It doesn't fit in our room. It's too big. What a series of crappy events.

I am sure your day is going much better than mine.



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Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
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Safari - Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is great stuff but could you tell him you want to feature him in your monthly newsletter and he needs to email you a picture of him holding up the TWAT logo?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahahaha! He must be so hungry! Looks like this TWAT is going to get faaaaaaaaahked!

Amazing stuff.... I can't wait for the phone call Twisted Evil

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