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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do?

Send all the pics, to everyone.
74%
 74%  [ 80 ]
Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY.
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else.
19%
 19%  [ 21 ]
Other (please post)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 108


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Not yet you can't. It does not have the TWAT logo on the side. Gimme a few minutes.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love it, chopped by the missionaries. Twisted Evil Joy and laughter indeed!

Jojo you have a typo in the note; isn't "Adamu and Eric" supposed to be "Hamdan and Eric"?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here Jojo, let's use this one.

Image

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Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
Safari<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The driver is going to kill them. Well, maybe not kill them, but he will take his pound of flesh somehow.

I would love to be a fly on the wall when they read that message. This will not be pretty. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YW, may I suggest that you also Photoshop out the "Armee de ..." text on the tail of the chopper?

Just a suggestion, though. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice. I am sending that email to Adamu shortly. This lil' ditty from Eric/Hamdan will be at the bottom:

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Reverend Dover-

Eric and I finally picked up Adamu and his friend. They received the WU transfer. We have them here. We are boarding the plane soon. They have their money and goods. We are taking them back to Nigeria.

Eric.


I think, as YW suggested in chat one day, we should just tell him to find a helicopter and run and get on it. Make themselves at home. We own most of them there.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Eressea

I guess so. What is that anyhow?

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Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^
If you are referring to my post, IMO the "Armee" text may imply that the chopper belongs to a French (or French-speaking) army group.

I know that Adamu will be too upset (or just plain dumb) to pay attention to it, but other not-so-dumb mugus may, especially if you are planning to recycle the picture for future baits.

Just my $ 0.02, I hope I've made myself understandable (English is not my first language).
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Before YW got his TWAT on, the copter bore the markings of the French Armee de L'Air (Air Force).

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Eressa- good catch. Thank you very much for pointing that out.

You see, we have many resources here. It's a shame they are always out of reach. Crying or Very sad

I'm thinking the new missionaries are going to be 60 miles away. We will meet them in the middle. That's only a 30 mile walk (each way). Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Are you going to tell the twat home base you've picked him up? (dolla chop) Or that he missed the plane and he's got to find the chopper?

Edit to clearify ..

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We are telling him that he has been screwed over by Eric and Hamdan, who have not only stolen Adumu's money but have now also taken off with his ride home. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love it, carry on Laughing Laughing .. Damn .. this might just be the last contact you had with him .. I'll miss him. Will he be back you think. Nice one for a poll ...

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am laughing just thinking about the change in his voice/demeanor as he reads the email to his friend. Imagine the one hope you have is heading north with your $200k. His friend will just start smacking him. Right in the head. And all the while, Dover thinks things are peachy. I was thinking of writing something like this after Adamu goes crazy:

Quote:
Really? They screwed you? I cannot say that I am surprised. I mean, they did something similar with someone else. But they eventually got to them. And they surely didn't steal the money. You know what's funny Adamu? I was thinking I should probably let our other missionaries handle this. Boy is my face red! I feel like an idiot! I should have gone with my gut. Now I am going to feel like an IDIOT explaining this to others. Everyone said not to let them do it. Do you have any idea how this makes me feel? I hope you can empathize with me Adamu.


Imagine being in their situation and reading that whiny mess!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Love it. Yes. I would imagine he will be really embarrassed to tell Rev. Phystme what happened. Oh well. No use dwelling on the past, just learn from it I guess. Laughing

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Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
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Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Unimaginable bastard pig foreclosure travel agents, all of you! I dissociate myself. Well, maybe ..

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After chatting with YW, we figured it would be best to let him know how bad our day REALLY was! This will be added to the end of the other email.

Quote:
Let me tell you how bad MY day is. Not only did I just find that out, but my pizza just got delivered. Guess what it had on it???? EXTRA meat. I didn't order extra meat. Can you believe that? I might as well throw it away! Plus, we are having steak for dinner and frankly, I'm just not that hungry. The thermostat is set on 68 in here and I am freezing cold. I wish it was hot outside. That makes me think... I got in my BMW this morning and the air conditioner is broken. What's the point of driving a beemer if the air doesn't work. I'll get to church and be all hot and sweaty. Yuck. Also, I just had a new mattress delivered. It's really nice. A king size. But guess what! It doesn't fit in our room. It's too big. What a series of crappy events.

I am sure your day is going much better than mine.


EDIT: Made tone SLIGHTLY less whiny. I really want him to tell us he feels bad for us. That would be insane.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So this could be the first lad to take a dirt nap in the line of a safari?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

highnlow wrote:
So this could be the first lad to take a dirt nap in the line of a safari?
EXCELLENT!


Perhaps, there has never been any definite proof that I have heard of but apparently some have fallen off the map, never to be heard from again.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Really? Laughing

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Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quick lads, to the Twatcopter Laughing

This safari is still delivering at all levels, nice job clapping

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You forgot to mention your girlfriend's in for sex so much today... so that matress stress comes at a bad moment ..

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some other complaints could include:

The cavier was domestic, not Caspian Imported

The waiter at lunch served you Wrotham Pinot Sparkling Wine with your roasted chicken, loaded baked potato and veggies. Any idiot knows that a Sparkling Wine doesn't go with chicken. He should have brought you the Sauvignon like you requested. Idiot Waiter.

The Chocolate Mousse you had for desert was made with light cream instead of heavy cream, thereby ruining the taste for you.

You had to wait fifteen minutes for them to bring your BMW out from the shop, and when it finally did arrive it was the wrong car! Your car is a 6 series, and they brought out a 3 series.

You ate way too much lobster tail last night, and had a slight case of indigestion, making sleep somewhat uncomfortable.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am sure your day is going much better than mine.


I am absolutely, literally in tears!!!

You guys are killing me. I can't get any damn work done. I just keep hitting "Refresh" for the latest....

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^and another complaint...the shower pressure seems a little low today and the shower gel is too heavily fragranced. lifes a bitch.
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