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SlapHappy
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Iffa you needa helioclopter pilotes, you is gonna let me know, capische?
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Doc, Joe's little world is going to get smaller still pretty soon. After I'm done with him by sometime this week, Joe might just want to contact his old friend, Musa. As long as Musa has a little cash that he can borrow...or a good business proposition |
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SlapHappy
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:08 am |
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@Corona - I've been waiting since June for this moment! I've been very happy today, yes. |
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SlapHappy
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:59 pm |
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Updates! Lots of replies to Joe's "Oh poor me, why did it happen to me" emails...
Ali Baba (the wandering Bedouin Camelman) sent a message to Karim. A warning for Joe! Please send this to Joe!
Karim complied with his wishes, and sent this to Joe this morning.
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Fw: Omar Mustafa's Men And Dr. Wayne Dwops Are In Ghana Now
Karim Najh
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Friday, November 14, 2008 11:10:37 AM
To:Joe
Dear Joe,
Karim sent me this message today. You be watchful. I can't believe the curse has come back to you. You must have angered the gods again, Joe. I do not know what to do to help you now. It might be too late for you to dispel the curse.
Take care and I am so sorry for you.
Karim
----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Ali Baba
To: Karim Najh
Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 10:39:58 AM
Subject: Omar Mustafa's Men And Dr. Wayne Dwops Are In Ghana Now
Dear Friend Karim
I was passing through Agadez last night. I hear Omar Mustafa men speak of Ghana looking for Joe there.
You tell Joe. Warn Joe of Omar men and Dr. Wayne Dwops in Ghana now ok?
I woory for Joe they may take him to Agadez make him take money there in bank they think money there,
If money not there they take Joe to desert. Leave him there.
Hope you are well, good friend Karim.
Ali Baba |
Enitan replies to Joe's accusations and grumblings about him interfering in Joe's business.
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Date Fri, 14 Nov 2008 9:41 AM
From "Enitan"
To "Joe E .E"
Subject Re: Enitan why must you act in that way by telling Marcelo's lawyer to do that
Dear Joe,
I did not tell Tom Hagan not to give you the money. He asked me about
the water spirit and your Grandmother.
I told him the story about your Grandmother's wishes when she came to me
about it. She told me that you should give it all away. That the money
would not be good for you and you would return to being a bad man if you
did not give it all away. You told me that you would give only some of
it away, and not all of it as Grandmother wanted. Grandmother also
wanted you to tell Marcelo to send the money to Charity, but you did
not.
You told me you would do what your God told you to do with it, and not
listen to Grandmother. You did not tell the truth about these things.
The real God would not tell you to lie to others get money. The God you
were listening to was Satan himself.
I have done nothing bad to you, Joe. I told the truth about what
happened. Telling the truth can never be bad. The proof is in the
emails that were sent and the words spoken there. And God and the
spirits know the truth as well. Grandmother sees into you very well,
and she does not like what she sees. She heard you lie to everyone about
her words spoken to me and you, and she will seek retribution for the
lies you told about her words. She has sent Damballah to Dr. Dwops and
Eruzulie is helping Omar Mustafa now. They will surround you, capture
you, and take you to a very hot place. They are near to you now, Joe.
Why should I be chosen as the sayer of truth about you, you ask me? I
have no stake in what happens to you, but I am merely a helper for you.
I was given the gift to see others' consciences, what is truly in their
hearts and minds, and connect with their family spirits. I did not ask
to be this way, but was chosen to be who I am, Joe. I have done nothing
but try to help you to turn from the bad life you were leading and show
you the good right path to your redemption from evil ways.
Tom Hagan told me he does not like lies. He also said you would not
show him proof of Willem's arrest, so he had no choice but to protect
his client Marcelo from any suspected wrongdoings in business. This is
no decision I made, Joe. Tom made up his own mind. He had legal
demands that you refused to comply with. And he had the right to do
what he did.
But I see that Grandmother got her wish of the money going to Oxfam as
she told you it should be.
The spirits cannot be ignored, Joe, and there are mysterious ways of
theirs that you know nothing about.
You had best not anger them by telling lies or you will suffer the
consequences.
Doctor Dwops and Omar are possessed of the spirits sent by your
Grandmother now.
She told me I cannot help you anymore, Joe. So I will say goodbye to you
for now.
I wished you could have changed and I did try to help, but I can do no
more for you now.
Goodbye, Joe.
Enitan |
Angelo has a talk with Enitan and Tom, then reports back to Joe's 5 emails.
I mean, really, what the hell can Angelo do about Marcelo's business decisions?
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from Angelo Carbone
to "Joe E .E"
date Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 1:06 PM
subject Re: Angelo why is Enitan misbehaving in that way
Brother Joe,
I asked Enitan about it, and he told me he did not tell the lawyer to do anything. Enitan said he told the truth when asked about questions regarding the water spirit and Grandmother. He said that Tom does not like lies, and he told him the truth. Tom told Enitan that you lied about Willem's arrest and would not send paperwork or something to prove it by a deadline.
I asked Tom about it, and he said that he made his decision because you were being evasive, telling untruths, and not providing him with proof that he needed to defend Marcelo from any future troubles. He made a business decision for Marcelo of which I have no business even talking to him about. As I am a friend of Marcelo's he made a slight exception for me, but did not reveal any details of the case to me. I cannot change his mind about what he has done, Joe. He has the power to do anything he wants to regarding Marcelo's affair's. That's his business not mine.
So, I have learned that Marcelo is in the hospital. I hope I can see him soon, but Tom told me it will be about a month before he can see any visitors.
Please pray for Marcelo, Joe, as he is a good friend.
Angelo |
Tom Hagan rips into Joe's @ss! And just dares him.....
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from Tom Hagan
to "Joe E .E"
date Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 1:41 PM
subject Re: Thanks for the offer
Dear Mr. Joseph Emmanuel Etukudoh:
Praying for someone's downfall? What the hell nonsense are you saying? Enitan has told me that he and all the others have done nothing but try and help you, and you have fought them the whole way. Enitan, or nobody else ever dictates what I will or will not do, Mr. Etukudoh. I make decisions for my clients that are in their best interests and fully within my rights under the law. Knowing that you lied to Enitan and others merely shows me your character. You are a lier and a cheat, and your word isn't worth the breath you use speaking it.
I needed the paperwork to protect my client from any future liabilities. Whether he was or was not released has no bearing on whether I needed it or not. It was required and asked for for the protection of my client. You refused to get it from the police agency involved and send it to me by the deadline I gave you. This proves either of two things:
1. You are a complete idiot, and a lazy man who is afraid of the police, and you do not care about my client or the business relationship you had, and could have cared less if you lost it.
or
2. The entire story about Willem's arrest was a total lie and fabrication by you, to pressure my client into sending you the money under false pretenses.
I'm betting that number 2 is correct. It is a total lie and fabrication. That is precisely why I severed your business relationship with Mr. Castelli. Your are nothing but an internet scammer, and have probably lied about everything else about yourself as well.
Go ahead and prove me wrong, I dare you, Mr. Etukudoh. Send me the arrest reports and release forms for your nephew, William. Prove to me that you are telling the truth.
Sincerely,
Tom Hagan, Esq. |
Gee, I sure hope Joe gets to read all this stuff, and didn't twig on me yet... I spent a lot of time on it. |
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SlapHappy
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Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:22 pm |
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Joe didn't twig..good.
Joe wants peace...and doesn't want the 50k anymore...
He's scared sh1tless. He was up early this morning to write back to everyone.
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Re: Fw: Omar Mustafa's Men And Dr. Wayne Dwops Are In Ghana Now
Joe E .E
Saturday, November 15, 2008 4:14:57 AM
To:Karim Najh
l have not anger any gods, just tryin to be myself.l would live for nigeria or travel out of africa quickly.
l would be careful. l have pray and l believe things would be well cos l believe.hope to hear from you.
Joe |
He says he will leave Ghana for Nigeria or out of Africa. I think Nigeria would be best for him.
I will attempt to move him there.
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to Angelo Carbone
date Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 4:21 AM
subject Re: Angelo why is Enitan misbehaving in that way
l have given everytjing to the charity and l hope there would be peace.how are you and how is everything.
hope to hear from you.
Joe |
He wants Angelo to know he's being a good boi now. How touching.
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from Joe E .E
to Tom Hagan
date Sat, Nov 15, 2008 at 4:23 AM
subject Ok. you give all to the charity
l hope there would be peace now. Do what my grandmom says.l hope to hear from you. Be nice
Joe |
He tells Tom to give away the money and make peace? And be nice?
Where the hell are the papers, you damn criminals!!
The money is already gone, Joe. And you have been terminated!
He wants Enitan to contact Grandmother and call off Dr. Dwops and Omar's men. He thinks Enitan can take away the curse on him.
And where should Joe go?
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Date Sat, 15 Nov 2008 1:20 AM
From "Joe E .E"
To "Enitan"
Subject l am sorry
But you can erase it and try to do it ok.l would work with what you said ok.Get it all to them and let there be peace, tell grandma that l am giving all to them ok.l hope to hear from you.
Joe
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Date Sat, 15 Nov 2008 1:26 AM
From "Joe E .E"
To "Enitan"
Subject Talk to GRANDMA
I HAVE CHOOSE TO GIVE ALL OUT AND I HAVE TOLD MR TOM TO DO SO.I HOPE THERE WOULD BE PEACE.TRY TO TALK TO HER THAT I HAVE DONE THAT, THAT SHE SHOULD REVERSE THOSE PEOPLE BACK.
I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.
JOE
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Date Sat, 15 Nov 2008 1:28 AM
From "Joe E .E"
To "Enitan"
Subject ENITAN DO SOMETHING OK, I BELIEVE YOU BUT I STILL SERVE MY GOD
I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU. DO YOU WANT ME TO TRAVEL OUT OF GHANA PRECISE OUT OF AFRICA
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Date Sat, 15 Nov 2008 1:48 AM
From "Joe E .E"
To "Enitan"
Subject Believe you can do it, its still not late
l had wanted to help other people here but since it has result to this l have to listen and give it al out, please tell grandma to reverse this people back that l am sorry, l know you can do it.
the real fact is l am not doing anything bad, l just wanted to help people here too and l stick to my life,l do go t church like and behave in a way that suit God.
So what is the solution,plead with the spirit, l know l have offended but there must be a plea for mercy and for them to reverse this people out from here.
Joe |
I have to think a little about how I want this to end. I've had a few new ideas pop into my head. |
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l have given everytjing to the charity and l hope there would be peace. |
I bet that just gives him that warm and fuzzy feeling all over knowing he has done so much good
Keep up the excellent work, Joe seems to depend on you now |
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SH, you are amazing keeping this guy going. Great work! |
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The Wedding Gifts arrived! And they are beautiful! Thanks, Joe!
I'll have to write him a nice thank you note.
Here are the links:
Joe's Wedding Present to Tina and Angelo with Letter of Apology for not being able to attend.
http://www.4shared.com/file/71923433/71f873b/IMG_2118.html
Letter of Apology for not being able to attend Tina and Angelo's Wedding.
http://www.4shared.com/file/71923716/4705af6f/IMG_2120.html
A little closer shot of the wedding gifts.
http://www.4shared.com/file/71923716/4705af6f/IMG_2120.html
Another extra shot.
http://www.4shared.com/file/71923552/27807a1c/IMG_2119.html
Also, I received the DVD of Joe reading his memoirs with 7 mpg files on it.
Not a single one played correctly in windows media player. They were blank with no sound. About 3.3GB of nothing!
The lad screwed it up somewhere, but I really don't think he did it on purpose. Where would he find one 2.6GB crap file to burn, though?
I suppose I could blame the wild and crazy lady Ms. Fife for it, or ask him to do it again? Oh God, the money is gone now, and Tom Hagan is a tough guy. The only carrot left is the movie royalties, as far as Marcelo is concerned. I don't know if I'll ask him again, as I'll have to re-strategise the ending for the 57th time in the last 6 months.
Well, you can't have everything you want in life. Even baiters fail sometimes. That must be part of the fun. I may try to run the files on a linux player, and on my DVD player on my tv. Maybe it just doesn't play in Windows media player for some reason?? |
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I DARE you to blame this video fiasco on me!!! (that's for even thinking it could possibly be my fault) Rule #1 SH!! I repeat, RULE #1!!! It is ALWAYS the lad's fault. Well...that is actually Rule #2. Rule #1 is: It is NEVER Ms. Fife's fault.
Nice wedding presents! Hey, why not do one of those Shiveresque Rodent Ate the Carvings photochops to send Joe? |
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@thefife - You know I really wouldn't do that to you, don't you?
Well, the videos do play in a standard dvd player connected to my TV.
But the sound is still messed up, and the video freezes every 5-10 seconds. Hitting FF for a second then play again starts it back up, but it just continues to freeze up. Not sure if it's the burning equipment, the camera, the disk, or some other piracy coding on the dvd because it's from Africa, and I have a USA player?? I may or may not ask for it to be redone with a different camera, and I'm certainly not going to send him a USA disk to record it on.
It was about time to thank Joe for his wonderful wedding gifts, so Angelo sent him this email this morning:
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from Angelo Carbone
to "Joe E .E"
date Tue, Nov 18, 2008 at 8:53 AM
subject Thank so much, Joe, for the gifts!
Dear Brother Joe,
I finally got time to open the gifts you sent to Tina and me after taking care of personal business here at home and resting up a bit.
All I can say is, "Wow!" What wonderful carvings you sent to us! Tina and I were floored when we saw them. They are absolutely beautiful, and we love them very much. They were the best wedding gifts we received from anyone, Joe. That was a very thoughtful gesture you did for us. The Letter of Apology for not attending was not needed, as we know it was very far for you to travel and very short notice as well. Thank you for the sentiment in the letter though. They were very kind words indeed and much appreciated. You must thank your nephew for his help in sending the gifts for us too, as we do not have his email address. Now we must find a proper place to put them in our living room to display them. They will always remain with us as a cherished remembrance of our friendship, Joe. I am now at a loss for words.
Yesterday, I went over to Tom Hagan's office to inquire more about Marcelo. I told him that I wanted to help Marcelo financially until he can get back on his feet out of the mental hospital. He agreed to let me take care of Marcelo's personal finances, and pay for Marcelo's hospital bills and home bills. I'm going over to discuss the matter with the hospital today, and perhaps they can allow me to see the poor dear man. I'm sure Marcelo holds no ill will toward you, Joe. Cutting you out of Marcelo's business like Tom did was unfortunate, but within his rights. Maybe when Marcelo recovers, he will make it up to you somehow. We shall see what the future brings.
Try to keep your chin up, Joe. Keep working hard there at home, and things will get better for you later, I'm sure of it.
Again, words cannot express the joy I feel at the wedding gifts you sent to us. We are very fortunate and glad to have such a good and thoughtful friend like you, Joe. Take care of yourself, Brother.
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Not a single one played correctly in windows media player... Maybe it just doesn't play in Windows media player for some reason?? |
Have you tried using other players, like Quicktime or RealPlayer? My video camera records in MP4 format and will only play using QuickTime unless I convert it. Just a possibility. |
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thefife
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Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:55 pm |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
...or some other piracy coding on the dvd because it's from Africa, and I have a USA player?? |
That could be it. We used to get DVDs from family & had to get some special DVD player so we could play them & also burn DVDs for them. Something w/ a "V" in the name(???)...you know my interest & attention to detail with all things technical.
SlapHappy wrote: |
@thefife - You know I really wouldn't do that to you, don't you? |
I'm glad you know what's best for you. |
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@scamalamalama - Thanks for the suggestion, unfortunately I just tried that, and no dice. I'll bet it's a regional player problem.
Welcome to Eater, and my thread, too, BTW.
Time to try and move Joe out of Ghana, right, Ms. Fife? I know you don't want his scammy butt living there and polluting the countryside. Enitan gives it the old college try:
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Date Tue, 18 Nov 2008 7:16 AM
From "Enitan"
To Joe
Subject Breaking the curse turning them back
Dear Joe,
I have spoke with the elders on Sunday. There is but one way to break
the curse that is still on you.
Nephretitus has commanded Grandmother and the gods to seek you out and
destroy you because you stood to profit from the tale of the theft of
the ancient relics. You must now call on Rumbero, the ancient one, to
help you remove the curse. But this will be a tougher test for you to
complete this time. It must be done to turn back the others who seek
you. Otherwise, they will continue to seek you till the end of your
days.
You must leave Ghana before the new moon arrives on November 27th. This
is less than 8 days from now.
You must travel to Yankari National Park in Jos State, Nigeria. There
inside the park are 59 caves. Under one of the cave floors is buried a
crystal skull made of clear rock, not bone. Joe, you must dig down 1
meter to find it. You must find it and perform a short ritual. The
ritual must be performed on December 12th at the full moon. At night on
December 12th, the moon light will shine inside the cave which contains
the crystal skull.
You can take transport to the park from Bauchi in Jos State. You must
email me from there when you get there, so I can make preparations on my
side to help you if needed. You will be safe in Nigeria until December
12th. The elders and I have gotten a new email address for you to send
us messages from Nigeria. The ones who seek you will not find you if
you use this address. The address for you is
[email protected] and the password is xxxxxxxxx . Use this address
in Nigeria to contact me, Joe, so you are safe.
The ritual is simpler this time. Once you find the skull, hold it above
your head as you say the following words.
Then, break the skull with a rock, and the curse shall be lifted.
Good luck, Joe. Keep me informed to your progress to Yankari Park.
You must leave Ghana very soon. It is not safe for you there.
Enitan
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RUM RUM God of the divine world
BE BE listen to your servant.
RO RO RO ancient Gods help me break the curse of Nephratitis.
( do this twice)
Chant the following 3 times
Osiris God of the underworld listen to my words
RUM RUM RUM -BE BE BE - RO RO RO
with the aide of Anibus, sekhmet, Anum
nefrete nefrete hu maat sate Rum
RUM RUM RUM BE BE RO RO
Anibus Ra Ma at Nhaj Ra Ma na anum Be
by my powers I here break the curse set upon
unut sua osiris Uaupaut nejk
RUM RUM BE BE RO RO
Aah anediti aah keket djed Ro
lift the curse of the sacred burial
Urtekau tatenenmen
Anibus Ra Ma at Nhaj Ra Ma na anum
ank Aken apis atum atum
Aah anediti aah keket djed
hedjwer puto hu imhotep Mahaaet Knos
nefrete nefrete hu maat satet
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After you recite these words 3 times, break the crystal skull with a
rock, and shout:
RUMBERO RELEASE ME! |
Joe is using gmail now, so I gave him the yahoo addy so I could track him in Nigeria. Wanna make sure he doesn't lie to me. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
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sheboppe
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Beautiful trophies SH. Way to go! |
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vpmanchester
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Score!!
Awesome trophys! |
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SlapHappy
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Thanks guys and gals.
The funny thing is, it's not an art bait! So, I guess the shortcut to some art is to get your pet to really love your characters (or money), and then have then get married! Invite the lad to the wedding, and viola! They just feel so compelled to send a gift.
Joe didn't respond to me today. He might need a poke tomorrow to see what's tuning around in that peabrain of his. |
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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FrumpyBB
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Great work, SlapHappy and also a reliable Parcel service - even if indirect
About the videos not running, it could be as simple as a codec issue, or a ntsc-pal issue. |
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theTrooth
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:04 am |
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I finally have caught up to the end of this MAGNIFICENT saga, and it is one of the best interwebzian treats I have ever had!
Bravo! Bravo!
When I finally work up the brains to start a bait of my own, I will be seeking your collective evil and wisdom. Well Done! |
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SlapHappy
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@the Tooth - Thank you so much for your kind words. I'm glad you have enjoyed the baiting of our special pet, Joe. Rumbero, who is AWOLl now, deserves the credit for finding this gem of a lad, and teaching me a great deal about safari baiting. He's a great baiter and teacher, and I hope he comes back soon. With a supporting cast of dr stephen williams, JoJobean, Prof, and 419weasel, plus all the other great baiters who came up with some ideas for us along the way, how could we go wrong? It's been a fun ride so far.
Just give yourself some baiting time, and lots of reading in from the baiters here, and you'll be having your own fun baits, too. Enjoy your time here, and good luck finding that special pet of your very own.
@FrumpyBB- Yes, our Premium box holder here in the USA is reliable, and a real sweetheart, too. Thanks for the info on the DVD issue. Whether I can slove it or not is another problem. Thanks for your info in PM on who to contact for more help on the issue.
Now, back to the bait, again.....
JoJobean just informed me today that Joe was looking for money last month from none other than Pancho Villa! He hasn't been heard from in a long time. JoJo told him he is returning to Africa soon, and may be able to meet him and help him out.
So, after I finish with Joe, I'll see if JoJo and Doc want to get together and keep him busy until Angelo and Tina's triumphant return to Africa to give back the treasures they stole from the forest of Benin, and the secret cave in Niger. Perhaps we'll have another fine safari for Joe in the Spring of 2009. And hopefully, JoJo can get him back on the road as well. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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SlapHappy
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Update! seems like Joe will go to Nigeria. Whether or not he goes to Yankari Park to find the skull to break the curse is another thing. He has family in Abuja area and elsewhere, which is south of Jos State, on his route to Yankari. He could have been planning this visit to see his family already. He doesn't seem too concerned about doing the ritual, either. He's not putting up any fight about it, just asking for a phone call .
Maybe he's not going anywhere. The yahoo addy will prove it eventually.
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Date Wed, 19 Nov 2008 9:16 AM
From "Joe E .E"
To "Enitan"
Subject Ok Brother
Thanks for the mail and l would do as you say but l will need your number so that l call you in person, that would be nice for me if l have ur phone number. hope to hear from you brother.
Joe |
Of course, Enitan, the Voudou houngan has no cellphone. He lives in Kokobiri, Benin, at the eastern edge of Pendjari National Park near the SSC there. A four hour long walk through the jungle to SSC Benin. SSC was nice enough to provide internet to the village, but there are no phones there. I will reply to Joe later on this.
He was told this before, no phones in Kokobiri. I'll have to ask him to take pictures of himself at the cave, with his tattoo heiroglyphs on his face for protection during the ceremony with the skull in his hands, and send them to me. Once Enitan burns these pictures, Omar's men will go home to Niger. Unfortunately, since if Joe actually goes there and does the ceremony, there will be no crystal skull. He will be lying then, if he tells he he found it, and the curse will remain on him, forever. It really doesn't matter what he does...the curse will not ever be broken, unless he experiences a true redemption in his own RL.
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rom Joe
to Angelo Carbone
date Wed, Nov 19, 2008 at 12:31 PM
subject l know l have someone like you, much more than a brother
Dear Brother Angelo,
Angelo words cant xpress it either but l believe and l still believe that we will meet and that day heaven will join us to celebrate our togetherness. l have a bible class to attend and you and tina are always in my everyday prayer, day and nite.
l would be living for nigeria on the 7th of december to spent one week and hope to be in Ghana on the 15 of december.
My nephew would be going to singapore for a football trial,l am running round to get money for his ticket though not been easy for me, l hope l get, l was wondering if you can do me a favour of lending me 3thousand dollars l hope to get it back to you and l hope you find a better football club (soccer club) for me in the US so that l let my nephew play there ok.
l hope to hear from you. Angelo plz l would need your cellphone number so that we contact each other. whatever you want from Africa let me know.
Joe |
I'll make up some more gushy crap to feed him about us, ask about the purpose of his trip to Nigeria, and maybe break the bad news of my inability to loan him money, as my money has been dedicated to providing care to my dear Brother Marcelo. And I have to save up my own money for my return to Africa in the Spring or early Summer. I might mention the fact that Pancho is going to Africa soon, and he might be getting together with Brother Musa, the Italian helicopter pilot, for a reunion of sorts, and perhaps a business deal they are interested in there. Maybe he should contact them? So, JoJobean and Doc....put your heads together and think of how and where to take the boi for awhile. Maybe you can help get him looking and digging up those cave floors in the National Park. Enitan may have emailed you two about the curse coming back to him. Hopefully, he'll get caught by the curators or Park Rangers, and get in a bit more trouble. Let's get together in a chat session sometime soon, and I'll tell you what things I have planned for Joe with my characters and other madness, so we can stay on the same page here, ok? |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:39 am |
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Oh, Corona, don't say such awful things like that to me, I couldn't stand the thought.
edit:Update! Our good friend, wayne, over at romancescambaiter.com
has given me some help on fixing the video issue I was having with my DVD trophy from Joe, the reading of his entire memoirs. So, tomorrow I will work on the PC codec issue and conversion, and try to get them up on my shared drive and/or my youtube channel for your amusement. Thank you, wayne. I owe you a pair of underwear... |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:15 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:30 pm |
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Big Update! This just uploaded to my youtube channel. The rest will follow later.
This is Joe, reading the last page of his memoirs. He describes his feeling after returning home, losing 30 pounds and "looking like a scarecrow,"
and he thanks his cameraman, makes some kind of little joke, and flashes the peace sign.
Check it out here:
Joe Reads His Entire Memoirs Part 7 Final
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D3hHoc4zXw
Enjoy. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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