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Not quite a Newb

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Location: Switzerland

PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My name is Timothy Smith. I would be very interested in offering you a part-time paying job . Which will not affect your current job or position in which you could earn alot.This job would be based on contract and commission terms, it is a part-time job and it would involve quite a handful of trust and honesty. If you would be interested in including a good-paying, part time job to your daily list of activities and earning up to $800 (400) or more in a week, You could kindly reply my email and I would be glad to brief you more.
Please bear it in mind that this job has nothing to do with sales or marketing, I just have an offer that you may find very good and this job will not by anymeans affect your current job and only interested candidates should reply to this email. Read below for more information about the part time job .

Yes, yes, timbo, the rest of the page was boring as bat shit, so ive skipped it. Anyway, my redneck is very interested!


I am interested in applying for your job.

Please let me know what I need to do.

Please find attached a picture of myself, and also my personal details (name, address, phone, passport, bank account details, etc)

Thanks for the mail,You will be recieve the cheque very week and the amount can be £4000 and when the cheque cleared ou deduct 10% and the rest of the money will be forward to our office,do get back with these details asap.

Here is a copy of the form...
Refrence No:- LSLCA/2031/ 8161/05
Batch No:- R4/A313/2-60
Address :
Zip code :
Telephone Cell:
Age :
Gender :
Marital Status :
Current employee and position held :

so we can forward it to our clients and they will start making payments to you as the company's representative in the states and i would be glad if i can hear from you with all the information i ask for.


Will my criminal history go against me?

I have been to jail a few times and dont have a drivers licence.

I can only access the net in the office at my trailer park, so I cant be on line all day. They also dont let me look at porn, which pisses me off.

Is it ok if my wife helps me out? I like bein round her and shes a randy lil minx, shes got this pair of daisy dukes, man, her ass is all that! You know what I mean? Its just like a creamy coloured all day sucker. And I could suck it all day too.

Can I claim her a wage too? The social security is tryin real hard to get her to work, but now were a common law couple, she just cant go back hookin and strippin. Shes a good wife, and she is a good woman. She always made sure the guys wore a rubber and wouldnt let the guys touch her in a lapdance. That was extra.

I dont got no phone, only the one in the trailer park, but if I start usin that, they wont let me on the net.

Can you supply me one of them fancy cellular phones? It would look great in my car.

See ya soon Bossman,


I know where im headed with this one now. Lets see if I can shake him
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top


R U gonna get back to me soonish?

Dont wanna be pushy but I gotta lodge my welfare check soon and if I got any work I have to let them know, else they cut my payments off and I gotta pay full rent on my trailer.

Is there any way we can do this payment under the table? I dont wanna declare it on my welfare, the I can get both payments and maybe buy Larisha that sequin g string she really wants. I dont get it, ya know, $80 god dam dollars for a tiny bit of string. I buy 4 flannel shirts and 3 pairs of sweats for less than that.

Its gonna be good to be back at work. We need to put our dog cooter out in the feilds to catch a rabbit for us for tea, its tough gettin it off him though, his claws dont let go. I that bastard over the head with a lump of 4 x 2 and he grins at me.

Talk soon Boss,
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top


You arent from the welfare are ya?

The type of guy who emails a dude to see if they want a job then see if they refuse it so that you can cut my check off?

R u gonna get back to me or what dude?

Im thinkin of goin and gettin drunk and stoned and i dont wanna be waitin for some guy playin a prank on me.

I gotta get this computer off line, the park manager will be back soon and if he catches me here this long hes gonna kick my ass.

Do I got a job or what?

Do you like music? Im in a band, its pretty cool, heavy rock/metal band called PEN 15. We got a new album out called UPIN MYA 55. Pretty cool name hey! You want to buy one of our tapes? If you give me the job, I can send you one for free. maybe.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You've got to get him a bit further down the line before you can start pushing him. At the moment, he's just scripting you and isn't even reading your mail. If you want him to deal with you personally, give him the details he requires (fake of course) and then start out by giving him a few short, sharp questions to bring him offscript.

Always let the lad do more work than you. Don't waste time typing long early letters as he'll just ignore them anyway. And don't try acting the fool too early - it's no skin off his nose to just drop you immediately if he senses you might become troublesome to him. Start by acting like a genuine victim and dangle that cash carrot frantically in front of his nose. Once you've got him well hooked, then you can play him as much as you like.

Good luck!!! Wink

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