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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:45 pm |
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I had ignored one of my lads for several days, and when I got around to replying to him I told him the reason he had not heard from me is because my mother had passed away and I was busy with funeral arrangements. Being the warmhearted lad he is I got this back:
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Dear Lisa,
What a pity to hear that you lost your mother, do take heart.
Nice hearing that you have contacted the bank, once you hear from them do let me know.
Have a wonderful day.
Congratulations,
Lucas xxxx |
This numbnutz is going to have hell to pay.  |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:47 pm |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:04 pm |
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Congratulations, Harry, you win today's "laugh out loud" moment 
Luckily, no beverages were involved. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:28 pm |
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Sick'em Dano! |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:02 pm |
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Hmmmm i think i hear a slap coming up. (cupping hand to ear) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:22 pm |
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A while back I told a Lad:
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| There's been a major crisis. My father is in the ICU. More when I can. |
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Am so sorry for the news, pls will like to hear and know the condition ok.
Don't worry it will be okay .
Take care of your father, i await to hear from you ok.
Regards and have a greatday. |
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So I slapped him:
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| Have a great day? HAVE A GREAT DAY? NO I AM NOT HAVING A GREAT DAY YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT! My father is in a critical condition, my mother is taking it badly - she's only just got to sleep - and you are telling me to have a great day? May Fenrir chew your balls! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:25 pm |
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<br>Tell him that she's just been dug up, as the police are treating her demise as suspicious.
Lads have no shame. Just watch.
[Edited to say] Congrats on the 666 posts  |
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