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From: Craven Morehead <[email protected]>
Date: Jan 31, 2008 7:43 PM
Subject: Ms Morris I'm Interested !
To: [email protected]
Cc: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]

Ms Morris,
Cc: And some Nigerian or Ivory Coast Friends?
Please DO NOT solicit anyone else ! I'm your person ! I've read your email below carefully and found it to be most genuine and truthful. These lost funds which you have alluded to, belong to ME ! The Lord has spoken to me and has encouraged me to follow through with your very interesting proposition. I've a few questions though. Please answer as soon as you can so we can continue with our arrangement.

-You mentioned ``stroke sickness`` . For some reason when my mate is irate with me or refuses my advances, my right hand and elbow develop this terrible twitching feeling. Strange how these malaises usually follow an episode of "stroke sickness". My friend calls it a sickness but I think it's more of a syndrome than anything else. In my country some call it tennis elbow or 'chocking the chicken'. Were these symptoms also common with your husband when you refused his advances ? Try to be as honest as possible as we need to trust each other before engaging on such an important transaction.

-You also mentioned that your husband died in 2003 and both of you 'faithful believed in God'. I have an acquaintance in the Icelandic foreign bureau in that country and records indicate that Dr Thomson Morris died of complications from AIDS . There were also footnotes in the documents mentioning that he was often seen in the company of young adolescent Ivory Coast men in bars late at night. Were you aware of the fine Dr's whereabouts at all times? Did you notice if the Dr. enjoyed the company of such young men which inevitably may have also led to his above mentioned "stroke sickness'" ? Again try to be truthful.

-Finally you mentioned that you don't want the 'money to be used in an ungodly' way. I must know if you have no objection to the way I will spend these 'modalities'. I've compiled a small list for your approval.

1. As mentioned I have received a personal request from God to reform certain unsavoury elements of my culture which I find most revolting. I will personally have them visit me so the rehabilitation can begin at once !

2. I have a foster child in an Asian country and I would like to foster many more. I will personally deliver these modalities to these poor deprived human beings. in these 3rd world countries.

3. I visit this shrine regularly and can be seen climbing the stairs on my knees at least once a week all the while praying for the less fortunate. Your funds will help me to purchase new knee pads,shoes and pain killers.

Ms. Morris, I'm waiting impatiently for your reply. I also have a small favour to ask you. You may have noticed that I've copied Mike,Joso and Musa and have attached pictures of them. They are from the Ivory Coast and because I wanted to make sure they were as truthful as you, I asked them to hold up some correspondence to validate they're identity. If you do see them, have them contact me, Craven Morehead, ASAP.

I've also attached a picture of me having one of my favorite drinks.

God Bless and let the Lord be my/your sheperd. I have inserted a picture of me here. <img
Signed,
Craven Morehead

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Morris Josephine <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 14, 2007 4:55 AM
Subject: My dearest in Lord.
To: [email protected]
My Dearest in Lord,

I do recognized the surprise this letter will bring to you, most especially as it comes from a stranger.I am . I am Josephine Garang Morris, I married to Dr. Mr.Thmpson Morris from Icland who worked with Oil company in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2003. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only two weeks. Before his death we were both faithful believe in God.

Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which is against law of God. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ($25.5 Million U.S. Dollars) with one of the bank here in Abidjan Presently, the fund is still with the bank as of the moment. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to Charity home or any Religion organization or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. or any one who can use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God or charity home is maintained. The holy book made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that gives. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money , I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the almighty God.

As stated in the holy book of God, Thou worried only him who followed the reminder and feared the benefit in secret to him bear tiding of forgives and a rich reward. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health , With mighty God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I will give you the account information with the bank contact where the fund is depsoited here in Abidjan.

I want you and the organization where the fund will be use for to always pray for me because the almighty God is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Believer. Whoever that Wants to serve the mighty God must serve him in spirit and Truth.

Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for the same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.

Thanks.
Regards
Mrs.Garang Josephine Morris.[url][/url][img][/img]

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:03 pm

That was a most entertaining first email!

Alas it was wasted.
Lads are working on a script for the first few weeks of a bait. A simple "That sounds interesting, please tell me more" would have got the same reply back.

Take your time, have a look at all the useful information (the stickies are invaluable) and make sure that after reading all that, you're baiting safe. Then start again, putting much less effort in. Always make your lad work harder than you!
(Oh and "Publish your work here" is normally for completed baits, but it's ok, you didn't know that). Wink

Welcome to the eater, read all you can, read some more, then get at them. Oh and get a mentor to help you.
Oh and enjoy!

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