I started a lad war

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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I have mentioned the lad I am adopting. He's done some nice forms but they were wrong so he had to do them again. His regular cafe closed where he got some special perks so he actually got a job in a cyber cafe to be able to afford the printing and scanning fees a second time.

In his cafe he sits at a higher desk with his back to the wall. All of the other computer screens face him. Today he saw a lad chatting with me and got a little upset.

Me chatting with lad in the cafe.

Quote:

Me: where are you?
ben: am now in japan
ben: for a bussenes meeting
Me: Japan, wow
ben: i thought u told u that? (probably but who remembers)
Me: I've been on some medication recently that is playing tricks with my memory
ben: y?
Me: you won't?
ben: u asked me to forgive u and am asking y?
Me: that i don't remember that you told me about being in Japan
ben: ok
ben: its nothing
Me: which part of japan?
ben: tanyo
Me: hmm, i never heard of it
Me: i really know nothing about that part of the world tho
ben: tokio
ben: srry
ben: ok
ben: plz am srry ok
Me: sorry about what?
Me: what are you sorry about?
ben: about the spellings
ben: of tokio
Me: oh
Me: tokyo
Me: yes, all right
ben: yep
ben: thx
Me: no problem
Me: i am not the world's best speller myself
Me: so no need to apologize
ben: so u are in the staes now?
Me: yes
Me: what sites have you seen in Tokyo?
ben: i realy dont visit sites here
ben: am still on the english sites
Me: sorry for my spelling error
Me: LOL
ben: lol
Me: i should have said sights
ben: nothing wrong with that ok
Me: like what have you seen that a tourist sees?
ben: lol
ben: ok its like a spy on the earth of japan
Me: what's like a spy?
ben: looking round
ben: ok
ben: since i came here ive only went out once
Me: how long have you been there?
ben: oh just for some weeks now
ben: ive beeing to the Japan Art Print by Ignacio
Me: really?
Me: at a museum or an art gallery?
ben: yep
ben: an art gallary
Me: you are interested in art?
ben: yep
Me: who is your favorite artist?
ben: keenen ivory of most wanted
Me: what medium does he work in?
ben: oh i really dont know
ben: only tht i love his artet works
Me: does he sculpt?
Me: paint?
Me: make pottery?
ben: paint
Me: oils, water color, pencil?
Me: are you there?
ben: yep
Me: you are so quiet
ben: no
ben: am srry
ben: i went to pic a call
ben: thas y ok
Me: i see
ben: yeh
ben: u der?
Me: yes
Me: you were telling me about your favorite artist
ben: yep
ben: keenen ivory

BUZZ!!!
ben: so which part of us are u?
ben: laura?
Me: yes
ben: laura?
ben: so which part of us are u?
Me: the south
ben: whisch part?
ben: wich part?
Me: the south
ben: which part in the south?
Me: florida
Me: Keenen Ivory Wayans
ben: yep
Me: is that who u are talking about
ben: yep
ben: he is a writer

at this point my son pops in warning me about the other guy (that chat is below)

Me: so say hi to my son for me
Me: he's looking at you
ben: hiii
ben: how are u?
Me: that means you are in Ghana and not japan
Me: what's wrong with you?
ben: no i will return to ghana in about 2 week time
ben: y say that?
BUZZ!!!
Me: because you are in my son's cafe
ben: no am not
ben: wher is your son?
Me: his name is martin and he's right in the room with you.
BUZZ!!!
Me: you there?

He signs out.

Quote:

son: hello mum
Me: hello son
son: mum i missed u alot
Me: how are you
Me: I missed you too
son: i never though u have this id
son: someone is in my cafe
Me: who is in your cafe?
son: and he is trying to chat with u
Me: chat with me
son: he i saw him chating with u
Me: who?
son: and he said he comes from Japan
son: is not true
son: he is in my cafe
son: and he is chating with u right now
Me: LOL
Me: That is so funny.
Me: he is a very bad liar
Me: i didn't believe him
son: am here and u know i need u
son: and u didn't get back to me
son: i saw ur id when he was chating with u
son: that's why i get in contact to tell u he is lieying to u
Me: honey, i already knew that
Me: he is stupid
Me: he doesn't know anything about Japan
son: is ok
Me: why does someone lie about where they are?
son: my heart is realy beating as i saw u chating with him
Me: it doesn't make sense
son: mum do u luv me as ur son?
Me: tell him i am your mother
Me: tell him
son: he can change his email address ,and talk to u again
son: is good that i work here
Me: ben: no i will return to ghana in about 2 week time
ben: y say that?
BUZZ!!!
Me: because you are in my son's cafe
ben: no am not
Me: do you see how stupid he is
Me: he is still telling me lies
son: i want u to know the truth
son: that's why i got to u,i never knew u have this id
Me: It's too bad but there are a lot of people who say they are somewhere they are not.
Me: I am not a child.
Me: i knew he was not telling the truth.
Me: i appreciate that you were looking out for me
Me: it's so hard to find a good man
Me: you there?

They both were gone. Later son told me that words had been exchanged and he is worried about what the other guy is going to say to his boss. He then spent some time telling me I may hear from others in the cafe, apparently he'd been bragging about his new mom and showing off her picture and the others were stealing the YIM ID.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:40 pm

I thought you can win in the lottery more easily that have 2 lads in the same metropolis who happen to find out you are baiting them at the same time...well I know there are only tens of thousands of internet computers in Ghana...but this still sounds so, well, highly unlikely to me, comparable to being hit by a lightning...
(The above figure may not be valid any more. it�s been a while.)

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:44 pm

Excellent work. Let them fight among themselves Twisted Evil

I have noticed that sometimes you'll get a batch of love lads all working the same cybercafe. Maybe they like to stick together. Maybe Lad A steals Lad B's contact list when he's off photographing some underwear to work himself. I don't know.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

This is my first experience with lads at the same cafe. My son's computer screen faces away from everyone but him. He had to have turned it around to show the picture. So once again the rule is true, it's always the lad's fault. Rolling Eyes