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Jwoods
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Joined: 01 Dec 2009
Posts: 254
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Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:48 pm |
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Hello Everyone,
It's been awhile since I have posted, I hope this will interest and appeal to the members on 419 Eater as I enjoyed doing this one. Just like my Curious George and Nigerian Richard Simmonds bait, the goal was to get my mugu to do something positive while dressing up as something cute/funny.
I'm sure most everyone here has heard of Sponge Bob Squarepants. I know my kids do, lol. Mugu is David E. and he was keen to become involved with my charity called P.H.A.R.T. This is the job interview to show us he has what it takes to be affiliated with us. He was tasked with handing out food to people in a slum in his city, while posing as Sponge Bob Squarepants while carrying a sign with him.
This requires:
- Sponge Bob costume of sorts (like a sandwich board)
- Helpers
- Food
- Cameramen
- Signs to be made
- Lots of planning
So I sent him this to show him how I wanted him to look, along with an official-looking ID badge. (clickable thumbnails):
[URL=http://s751.photobucket.com/albums/xx157/jwoods_2010/Sponge%20Bob/?action=view¤t=dresscode.jpg][/URL] [URL=http://s751.photobucket.com/albums/xx157/jwoods_2010/Sponge%20Bob/?action=view¤t=IDBadge.jpg][/URL]
David scurries off to prepare and I ask for an update. He sends me this. It's not what I ask for:
So he comes back with another stab at it. Better, but definitely not what I want. I got to hand it to him, his swagger is there:
I lay into him a little bit -- but not too hard. I tell him if I'm stressing him out I can look for a replacement and not to be embarrassed if that's the case. He comes up with this funny reply:
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To be candid we are highly greatful for this confirmation which has inspired me and my assistants with more zeal/hope the more because impossibility is only to be found in the dictionary of fools. |
and this delightful mouthful:
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the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people think you cannot do while it's also said that the greatest disability in ones life is the disability of the soul because it destroys the totality of the senses. |
he makes good on his quote above and finds a way to get it done. None of the fashion/costume shops have what he wants, or they are closed from the holidays. So he goes to an artist to draw the Sponge Bob picture I sent him. Keep in mind he has to do this three times, one for him and two more for his assistants, as well as a sign stating who he is and who he works for. He sends me some pics of the artist's work which is really good. He has it pinned on his chest, kind of like a sandwich board, along with his ID badge. He looks a little like Cuba Gooding Jr. in the second picture.
I ask him for a custom sign saying hello to all my fellow 419 baiters here at Eater:
Finally, here are the pictures of him and his cronies handing out food and the sign they lug around everywhere they go. He sent me 161 pictures, here are the best of them:
Mugu weighs in with a few comments of his perception of handing out food to the needy:
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As you have seen from the pics,the whole thing created a compelling spectacle and striking imagery of grand symbolic gestures that created the aura of self esteem and power every one responded to. The whole job interview really staged spectacles for those around usyesterday
I really blended in and notured the common touch needed and shared our originalities with all who apreciated all our uniqueness.It was like we stired up waters to catch some fish on the event yesterday
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I hope everyone enjoyed the Spongebob Squarepants angle. The next part of this bait will hopefully be a safari (keeping fingers crossed). My plane will touch down in Abuja on Jan.29. He has confirmed he will meet me there (he lives in Lagos). He said it's either a 45 minute plane ride or a 9-hour bus ride for him. He confirmed he is taking the bus there. I hope he enjoys what will be a fruitless 9-hour journey. From Abuja I hope to string him as far north as possible, although with my luck he won't move an inch from Abuja. Even so, a safari from Lagos to Abuja is still cool. Some of you safari masters are incredible that way you push your mugu along a string from city to city. When I have an update, I will add to this post.
Jwoods |
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Lachesis
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:03 am |
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Stunning work as always, Robin Hood! |
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bravo95
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:06 am |
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AMAZING! As always jwoods. Man those are some tight pants he's sporting.. |
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Kokomeister
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Joined: 10 Sep 2008
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:17 am |
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I love Spongebob! Great job Jwoods! |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:22 am |
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The photos look quite professional, someone must have an expensive camera and some experience. I wonder if your lad had to pay for them.
Brilliant bait, congratulations! |
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Ima Baeder
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:39 am |
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I absolutely LOVE your baits!!!! Excellent work again.
Do you know what the food was that he was handing out? |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:23 am |
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Absolutely brilliant and fabulous. Great pictures.
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:51 am |
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JadeFalcon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jul 2009
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:34 am |
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I don't know HOW you keep doing this, jwoods, but keep doing it!
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Seamless
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:36 am |
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Brilliant and Fabulous |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:46 am |
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You have GOT to be kidding me! Jwoods I love every new bait you post because you outdo yourself every time. |
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DoraTheExplorer
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:11 am |
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Excellent baiting Jwoods! I absolutely adore your modality and a lad in white tights and those pointy shoes makes me laugh!
Congrats and good luck on getting him to safari! |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:51 am |
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Excellent bait, Jwoods!
In all honesty your "humanitarian" baits are my absolute favorite. I look forward to whatever you bring us next (after your upcoming safari, of course). |
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:27 am |
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Once again, that's absolutely fantastic baiting, Jwoods!
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:17 am |
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Wow I am speechless |
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Connie L. Gus
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:24 am |
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Absolutely top notch baiting. I love the use of fill flash. Is there a possibility of a video in the future? |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:58 am |
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Jeannette wrote: |
The photos look quite professional, someone must have an expensive camera and some experience. I wonder if your lad had to pay for them.
Brilliant bait, congratulations! |
according to the exif data, it was a nikon d50
as he uses 18mm focal length, it might be the standard kit lens, but still very good.
great bait |
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Caligula
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:14 am |
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The Scam Hunter
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:26 am |
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AMAZING!! You are truly a Masterbaiter
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music man
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:38 am |
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Another classic!!!!
Well done Sir |
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TheDane
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:30 am |
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I'm astonished!!!
The work of a true master!
Those leather shoes looks kind of expensive, don't you think? |
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psychicbait
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Joined: 22 Nov 2009
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Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:56 am |
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^^^Hard to say. I couldn't find them in the Armani on-line catalogue.
@JWoods- baiting at it's finest. |
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Bankster
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Joined: 22 Jun 2007
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:58 am |
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You, sir, never fail to raise the bar. This is amazing. |
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tonyyeboah
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Joined: 24 Jan 2011
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:26 am |
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Un-Chuffing Believable! What kind of carrot did you dangle for this lad? |
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Fowan Nyne
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Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:26 pm |
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Another excellent result Jwoods.
Absolute genius.
Good luck with the safari |
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