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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:47 pm

Professor So And So is still having trouble calling him, but hopefully we'll sort something out.

In the mean time, Faxxx cc'd me on an email to Dr. Dr3w. I'm sure ParaNoid won't mind if I share his valiant effort to fill out the form...

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What was he thinking of with the finger prints Laughing

, shame he will have to do it again, very substandard form Twisted Evil

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The fingerprints are nice! Rolling Eyes

And the ear. Strange ears he has on the front of his face.

Nice work to all involved in this. Thumbs up

I'm sorry I've dropped the ball and am now a part of the audience. Embarassed

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:14 am

Pastor Frank helped me get the phone situation figured out, so the number is working for me. Going to call him tonight, so hopefully I will have some audio for everyone soon. That earprint sucked, by the way. Maybe after I get him good and cozy with a very safe feeling, we can get him to redo them. I wouldn't even let him know that was his eye and not his ear. It would be even funnier if he dipped his eye in ink Smile

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^^^

. . . and it's his LEFT eye! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:25 am

Let's just wait to see what they hear...er...Let's just wait to hear what they say...

4 AM there

I'd say touchdown, but time will tell.

http://media.putfile.com/F4m0h-1

Sorry for the delay figuring out the number.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:30 am

Good old Famoh has upgraded his passport. Be patient with him - he's not the greatest of form fillers.

I put on my form "Type of ID".
He answered "Plastic".
The twat.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:34 am

I personally wasn't even sure if the committee would have any problem with the form he submitted. I mean, I did see some minor mistakes, but... Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:01 am

To those of you dissing Famoh's good looks?
Awwww!!! Come on!!! He's a model.

I got reams of this crap. He was a trophy machine when I first came across him.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:35 am

^^ How long ago do you think he had to sell that shirt? Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:25 pm

@Professor So And So: clapping

Absolutely perfect. Nice job of creating openings to change the form, shucking his requests to have you (me) do it , and also giving a lot of realism to the process and the committee. Well done!

He sounds like he's willing to make some minor corrections to the form. I think we can tolerate a little of that without losing him. For starters, we know he has access to a camera. I too was disappointed in the ear prints, but I would think a few close-up photographs could fit the bill. Maybe he can take a picture of his signature too.

I think the main thing now is to get him some counseling for his Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Granted, I'm not a therapist, but I found his overreaction to the form to be a classic symptom. We can't dump a bunch of money on him if he isn't stable. That would be risky, and we need this to be risky free. Laughing

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Ask him to repeat the ear print but with the highest setting flash on Very Happy

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Ahh crud, I got to this thread way too late. This would have been fun. I registered a name just in case I can be of help later. Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:09 pm

^^I doubt you're too late, and it's good to have you here. If I remember correctly, I took the ear print idea from you. Or was it yastreb? No matter.

Faxxx want's me to call his brother for some reason. Maybe he needs a second opinion. Here's part of the email he sent me:

Quote:

see this mail is form my girlfriend my borthers call her if she know any the or hare form me
::::::::::
Honey,where au u, ar u ok?I'm expecting ur mail to tell me how ar u. Pls honey,find way to call home, cos ur mother is worried. Ur brothere called me yesterday to ask me if I have any info about u so he can tell ur mother.I miss u honey so so much!!!!!!!!!!!
::::::::
I don't no what to do next am worried too for my mother can you call my borther Monday for me and tell him your helping me out pls call him he is in Nigeria ok this is his phone unmber +2348068719xxx or +2347038116xxx he has two numbers pls try your the only one i have now to help me try and call him i will be back home soon God bless you i pary.

M4jor pls try and talk to Dr. Dr3w

Not sure what to make of it. I'll PM the full numbers to the good Professor, in case he wants to see where it leads. I'm wondering if the girlfriend and brothers should be invited to join the cause?

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Obviously, he's been so financially violated that he doesn't have the money for the call. Laughing

Edit: Yes, they should be invited, but they might be smarter than faxxx. Wink

More scammers on the forum would definitely spice things up.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:15 pm

^^Seems harmless enough to invite his pals. If Faxxx is trying to get a second opinion about us, he could just as easily email links to anyone he choses.

I'll listen to reason if anyone can think of a reason not to.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:52 pm

Fxxxx email wrote:

Thanks this is my Application pls help me out God bless you pleas accpte it i don't have money to print it God bless you

So... you photo shop it?

I am sure the committee will have some "issues" with the first attempt. Fortunately the application expires in 28 days... Twisted Evil

I think that the legal department will have to look into the connection with his father's death. Plus the psychology department will have to look into the PTSD issues that are so blatant. Especially mistaking one's right ear for one's left eye! Shocked

@ Luckey, of course, post away, I am just a part of this adventure.

@ Prof so and so Thumbs up

You were so compassionate and supportive! You must sell for a living... I loved this, "...so go back to sleep...". It was worth the 10 minute down load time! Laughing

Now off to committee with the form. Of course he will get an acknowledgement of receipt of the application email today.

Edit to add

Fxxxx wrote:

Hello is nice to post in am one of the selected person i have send in my Application i no is a long way but just for God help me out i have lossssss so much pls just for my life Accetp my form and help me God bless you i hope to here form you soon Dr. Dr3w

Hook set

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:29 am

Well, after receiving the e-mail from F4m0h that he needed "me" to call his brother M0nd4y, I decided it would be a good idea to call F4m0h to clarify what exactly he wanted me to tell his family. I also wanted to let him know again that I'm not part of the committee so he would stop asking "me" to accept his form the way it is. I guess I didn't need to wait until 4:30 AM his time to call, buy hey, I work odd hours Smile

The shittiest part about this conversation was that I hit "stop recording" too early, and his last line was broken, which was an emphatic:

"Oh my god, thank you!"

Anyway, I couldn't get through to the brother, so I waited about a half hour (I really can't believe he fell back asleep in this period) to call F4m0h back to clarify the number.

My favorite lines from that call (second file posted) were:

"Maybe it could be that he's sleeping (or some-such)

And my reply:

"Yeah, I guess he could be sleeping" (imagine that)

Anyway, here you go. Hope you enjoy:

http://media.putfile.com/F4m0h-2

Sorry, but I decided to edit out the link to the second wake up call because in trying to check the numbers I had, I repeated all of the phone number digits to him during the call and I don't know if they are allowed to be common knowledge during this bait.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:19 pm

Sorry, it's 3 AM here and I think the Ambien really kicked in at 2:26. I totally forgot what I was talking about, but I fought back Smile

Also, at 4:45 I push his "brother" M0nd4y to tell F4m0h to fill out whatever forms the committee asks for, as he's in good hands and shouldn't lose trust in all people just because of a bunch of jokers Evil or Very Mad

I think he'll actually push him to go through the process better than even the Major could Smile

Also, My skype-in number is in the call. Please don't give it out unless you PM me first, and give me a reason why it's important for your bait to have me take the call, and provide an ample storyline.

This call is not too exciting, just hopefully another piece that will lock F4m0h in a bit more:

http://media.putfile.com/M0nd4y-1

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:27 pm

I thought his brother was dead?
You don't think he could have been lying to us do you? Confused

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:28 pm

I have a sneaking suspicion that "brother" is now synonymous with "boss".

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Yeah, his brother died in someone else's bait, then when he got sent to Ivory Coast, he said his brother had died and he couldn't travel there, that's at least 2 brothers and a father who have died now Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:57 pm

Well, if we do this right, hopefully we'll be able to kill off his mother and girlfriend too. Laughing

@Prof: Excellent again. Your patience with giving him you phone number was nothing less than remarkable. Laughing

prof wrote:

Sorry, but I decided to edit out the link to the second wake up call because in trying to check the numbers I had, I repeated all of the phone number digits to him during the call and I don't know if they are allowed to be common knowledge during this bait.

The only reason I've been doing that is to prevent others from calling him on their own. In the past, baits have been spoiled because of misuse by a careless baiter. This forum is pretty well locked down, and we shouldn't have to worry much about overeager passerbys. I'm sure everyone reading this thread will keep off unless they are working with us.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:34 pm

^^ Might be worth putting a "Keep Off" in the thread title just in case.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:06 pm

^^Not a bad thought. Maybe I'll put something in the OP.

Faxxx mentioned his girlfriend so I asked for her number. He seems a little worried that I'll hit on her. Laughing

Quote:

thanks for your care and kind to me God will bless you am happy for you when am back to Nigeria i will come to see you for all you have don for me god bless you ok now u can call her. her name is m4riya ok +35988952xxxx she will tell me any thing you say so pls be a good friend thanks God bless you

He also copied me on an email he sent to Dr. Dr3w. It included scans of some kind of funeral program for his dad. It doesn't look like he knocked it up. It lists the whole family. M0nd4y is listed there too, as a nephew if I'm reading it right. I'll let ParaNoid post it if he wants to.

I was hoping to drag his brother (nephew) into it. And his mom and girlfriend too, for that matter. I'm a little reluctant to do that now if the are not scammers. I'm pushing for an email address for M0nd4y so I can ASEM him. If I get it, and he bites, fair game. Otherwise, he can still be really useful for keeping Faxxx on track.

I leave tomorrow for a week of snowboarding in Vail, so I won't be around much next week. Hopefully, all of the balls are in the air and nothing will slip while I'm busy falling on my a$$.

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