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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:10 am

Faxxx has sent several begging replies to the other addy I replied to him from.

I'll ignore him and keep it as a back up. I'm sure if I give him even a shred of hope for easy cash, he'll bail on the forum.

Poor lad, can't anyone understand he just wants people to just simply hand him some money?

For what it's worth, for the past few days at least, he only seems to send email at specific times, and only for a short while. Maybe he spends his mornings begging for loose change and his evenings blowing it in the internet cafe on last ditch pleas for help.

I'm tempted to send him a few bucks just to keep him online. Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:03 am

Lady Heugger has pledged to donate $1,000 each to the 2 most needy victims,

As this is not my bait the good Lady DOES NOT want to donate to F4moh unless Lucky or SP want to take over for the good lady so any mugus who think they may be deserving line up.

Luckey or SP let me know if either of you want to take over for the good lady or if Famoh is to just miss out.

I take it this is where you are heading, obviously someone else will need to recieve the payment first either way to make it look more attractive to Famoh.

If enough victims come along and describe their misery the good Lady Heugger may be convinced to donate more.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Fxxxx ust posted, see the Sp3c1al R3l1ef Fund topic on the other forum, now asking for $10,000 to get back to Nigeria Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:51 am

10K

Greedy bastard.

Airfare must have gone up a bit for the holidays. Laughing

@Murry Guru: There isn't a grand master plan just yet. Now that we have him checking the board, it would be great to get him there and posting regularly so lots of us can have at him.

Any interest in helping to organize the fund? Obviously, the process can't be as simple as making one lame little beggar post. There should be some sort of application process. Also, he probably shouldn't even be eligible to apply for relief until he officially joins the class action suit. I imagine there is some sort of application process for that too.

Anyone interested in making up a few forms?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 10 Dec 2007 Posts: 26

this has got to be the absolute best of all time! it is hillarious.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Fxxxx just posted a couple more times, he wants us to close down the 3-sternun10n site, and gave a link to his photos on eater Laughing

I'm moving this topic to premium members to be on the safe side, as the lad is obviously viewing eater.

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:54 pm

Is FXXX the only mugu on board?

I'm Freddie Fahker, the lad hugger. Freddie Fuckface was a bit overboard....

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Yeah, Fxxxx only, the rest are baiters
Very Happy

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:59 pm

This is hilarious!

I really wish that my paw paw was still living to share all this. Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:52 am

Quote:

Yeah, Fxxxx only, the rest are baiters

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHa!

Brilliant! Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:27 pm

Jeez.
The lad's a bit of a postwhore ain't he? I have to admit he was always a talkative little shit when I was dealing with him.
Gotta love lads like F@moh. If only they were all like him. Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:04 pm

Faxxx sent me this today:

Quote:

Hello,

How are you today i hope fine Mr. Fr3ddie F@hker say, I may be able to help. PM me with details did you see what he say pleas i need to live the country 20th to Nigeria and i hope on you pleas come to me need God bless you hope to here form you soon.

Lazy mugu won't even bother himself to send a few PMs for a some quick cash. Rolling Eyes

To give Faxxx the short term relief he desperately needs we could either have individuals give him the <strike>run around</strike> money, or we could work exclusively through the relief fund. Personally, I like the fund idea better since he seems to be familiar with at least some of the MTCN modalities, and that would give us the opportunity to put him through a few hoops to get himself qualified. I suppose we could do a combination of both, but something tells me he will focus all of his attention on whatever seems to be the easiest and fastest way to get paid.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Fxxxx can't send PM's on the forum, I disabled all PM's for everyone to stop him from using it, so that he has to either post it on the forum or email.

I agree we need to use therelief fund, he will need some new forms to fill out, not ones that have been used before, who's good at making forms?

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:22 pm

Another idea for the relief fund. It's a well known fact that giving victims money without proper grief counseling is a recipe for disaster. Ima Baeder is willing to jump in as a therapist. Laughing

The application form for relief can require a few "sessions" with her to make sure the money won't go to waste. Nothing too dramatic, maybe a healthy dialog about Faxxx's feelings about his ordeal, and a personality test or two.

I will make a request in the special relief fund thread for someone who can provide counseling services, and Ima can raise her hand when she can get to it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I'll register the therapist character soon. I'm trying to think of a name. (Dr. Ruth? Is Dr. Sigmunda Freud too obvious?)
I mentioned this to luckey already, I think that the lad needs a general psych evaluation to start out and then a specific screening for post-traumatic stress disorder. I'm sure that he's suffering from it at the hands of you awful people. Laughing

Anyone have any links to online forms for psych profiles? Also, I think part of the intial screening will be IQ tests. Anyone have links for free IQ tests online? I'd like to have him take three different ones and then use the mean score, for accuracy. Wink

(Come on, aren't you curious about his IQ?)

EDIT: I just registered again as Dr.W (Ruth). I posted on Major's thread in response to his mentioning and therapist, and started a new topic about Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Faxxx was on when I registered, and is still on now. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:36 pm

^^^ He's got to keep a diary of everything that happens to him until he gets the money. Nothing is too trivial. It should be emailed to psych-evaluation at the end of every day.

We need all the evidence we can get to nail those bastards at 419Eater.com.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:41 pm

Faxxx has some funny quotes:

Quote:

WHY DID THE USE GOD NAME IN VINE

I hate when they do that. Laughing

I do believe he is short on cash. He sent me this email yesterday:

Quote:

Thanks am going out now my time is off i have to go
home pls see the site i just post in now thanks

We'll have to get him some cash soon!

Edit:

I put together a grant application form that opens the door for psychological evaluation. If anyone would like to step up as the relief victim selection committee head, I will send you the form, and you can work with Faxxx to get him to fill it out. It's an easy form, only seven pages, but he will have to get a little dirty. Smile

If you want to take on this important role, PM me with an email addy, and I will send you the form.

[I nominate ParaNoid Wink

]

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:59 pm

luckey wrote:

[I nominate ParaNoid Wink

]

But then I'd have to be a Lad Hugger(tm), and that is so NOT me! Shocked

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:26 pm

^^More like a wolf in Lad Hugger clothing. ParaNoid has hit the ground running with several new "members". One of them will give Faxxx the application form I've put together and the process can begin. Twisted Evil

@dr stephen williams since you've established your FF character as a former baiter, it might be good to use him to to spread a little misinformation about how baiters work. For example, in Faxxx's post about the fake WU transfer site, you could post something like: "Scambaiters often bribe officials at legitimate companies to create false information about shipments and money transfers." Just a thought.

Might be a good time for a troll to liven things up while Faxxx is busy filling out forms. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Good work paranoid!
Luckey: you might want to be more specific or you're going to end up with too many trolls. Wink

I really really like the baiter misinformation thing. How about a thread that says "How to spot a joker" and then other people can post their "observations" as well?

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:55 pm

^^Good point. One should be plenty. I believe 419weasel raised her hand first, if she's still interested.

I like the "how to spot a joker thread" idea. I suspect lad huggers and lawyers wouldn't really know much about that, but I'm sure former baiters and burned lads could provide some <strike>misleading</strike> useful tips.

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:05 pm

Wha? Huh?

I was asleep.. Did someone say "troll?" Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:27 pm

^^Are you going to be the troll? Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 593

Finally I can read this thread! What have I missed?!

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:55 pm

FXXXX is still the only mugu?

I just posted about bribing WU officials. With any luck, he will get angry and abuse the WU officials and maybe get himself arrested.

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