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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:50 am

Famoh is innocent pls ok?

Just send him his money already ok? After he fills out all of the necessary paperwork, of course. Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:52 am

I am glad that you bumped this thread. He showed up in Nina's box too.

the ever full of cr*p Famoh/Famoh Choose wrote:

baby how are you nice to haer from you baby how u day i love you and i miss you bad news baby i lost my grand mother two days ago and i don't have money to srnd you mail okay if you can help me good with some money i will pay you back okay thanks

change your Subject okay

famoh

I guess we shall have to see how he lost her. In the mall, at the airport or at the WU office... Twisted Evil

He may have actually had his grandmother die, but he is a scammer (who isn't very successful), so I don't believe him. I am glad he keeps coming back to dry wells looking for money... Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:59 am

Famoh's nemesis wrote:

He may have actually had his grandmother die, but he is a scammer (who isn't very successful), so I don't believe him.

Just this week he was asking if he could to send his "borther" to Abuja to get the $$$. Last year, his borther was dead. Zombie family? Shocked

edit:

Famhole wrote:

so as i was saying this is the phone number that call me +234806******** she call me and she say that you give her the money

Oh! I think this is the number of Rose, another of my pets who was expecting $9000 from a hooker in Barcelona. Allstar Shipping misdirected it to Famoh's address. I guess she went to the trouble of finding Famoh's number and now he thinks she's Sandra Becum (even though her voice is completely different from mine). I got some lad on lad action!! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:27 pm

^^^ Great work, girl. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:20 pm

It's wonderful how the prospect of $1500 and an expensive gift can make Fam0h fall in love with me AGAIN:

Quote:

I hope today turns out to be the day I wished it to be for you. Today, I'd like to give you this little glass that holds the unrelenting memories of my past that shackles my being. I just have to give this to you and I have to do this for myself, for you, and for us. Today, I give my life to you - my heart, my mind, my body and my soul ... I belong to you now.

This is just one of six love poems sent today. The boy is working hard for the $1500 that will never materialise. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:24 pm

^^^Stolen from here. Always the thief and beggar isn't he.

He's gone quiet on me again. I wonder if should photochop up some gay Fam-porn and massmail to Nigerian lads. He could consider it a farewell gift.

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:17 pm

^^^Or you could torture him, bohigal. Remember 12 July is his birthday.

He is expecting, from me, a laptop and $1500 BEFORE his birthday. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:35 pm

Ooh thanks for the reminder writeon. On his birthday, in addition to the gay porn, he'll get one of Sarah's ghostly phone calls. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:13 pm

^^^Please, please post the call so that we all can enjoy it.

I think the lad is starting to get wise (to me anyway, probably due to my lack of creativity) to my latest form-filling modality. I was caught out because someone (maybe even me) used this form on him previously:

Quote:

Good to see you happy becos you have a man that you want to scam just like your friend Mr John D in the pass [past] he send me this from [form] and at the end of it he put my photos any passport on the Scam website that is what your trying to do now i know it that is not the way to help okay thanks i will not fill the from [form].

i know how many time you say you will send me money but you never did have a nice day

After two years of almost constant baiting this cretin I'm running out of ideas so it's over to bohigal and Paranoid to carry on the good work.

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:26 pm

^^Tell him the form was stolen from your organization by the evil-doers.

I'm still in it too ya know. Very Happy

Quote:

Sir good morning, how are you thanks for your mail God will bless you please sir i need money for school fees and accommodation textbooks for my course EEE i can start with any thing you give me.

i need $8,000 to start with that please sir if is did not get to that amount God will bless you thanks

famoh

I wrote:

I'm sorry Famoh, but the minimum scholarship grant I have access to would be in $25,000 increments. I wish I could help.

I wonder if I'll hear back. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:44 am

RL has been keeping me busy, but this thread reminded me to check on our simmering lad.

Yup, he is still trying to get into Nina's...

...Wallet... Laughing

Famdummy wrote:

hello Nina how are you please i need your help is urgent i want you to help me with $1500 please i want to use it please you can save a life thanks i love you

I wonder why you chose me and why you are with me. I know we've gone through so much. So many hard times but many more good times. We share the same things, we try to understand each other, even try to be there as friends, as soul mates. I even ask myself why you chose to ask me to marry you and I have no answers, only your love.
As I look into your eyes I see how much you love me: I really understand how much you care about me. Yes,it took me this long to see that you do.
As you ask me, "Do I trust you," and as I look for the answer, I ask myself: has he given me any reasons why not to? No.
We have both gone through so much in our lives; we've both been hurt and have lost trust in
others, but I ask you to give me a chance as I give you one. I don't ask for much, only for
you to love me as I am and not to hurt me as I would not hurt you. I only wish to be by your
side and with no one else.
I enjoy doing things with you and spending time with you. I get upset because all I want are
those times with you when we don't have much. As we reach two years together, I see that I do want to spend my lifetime with you, to grow old together to the end of our time.
I know I don't tell you that I love you, but as the days go by, my love for you grows, and
each day I thank God that I have you in my life. I know I get mad and upset. It is because
my heart is so strong in love with you it scares me so. All I want is to take us away, away
from the pain and just to share what we have with each other.
Sometimes I feel lost and out of touch, but when you hold me, I feel safe. I could sit here
and try to tell you just how I feel, only I can't find the words other than I am happy we
met and have stayed together after all we gone through. From this moment on, we have each other and all the time to be in each other's arms.
Manny, you are my world I am happy we never walked away from each other. Stay with me and see the world together. I will give you and the kids what I can, and know, I can give you my love. Take my hand as we walk through these pains to the sun shining on the other side where our life begins. I love you very much.

Love Always

Famoh

I don't know where he lifted this from, but it sounds like someone is still in love with Manny!

Does anyone want to play Manny? Twisted Evil

Nina will have to reply as soon as she gets out of lock up again... Laughing

Edited a typo

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:00 am

On 11 June, FamWho sent this to the private detective Randal Tard:

Famoooo responding to a March email wrote:

Mr. R Tard,

How are you i hope your happy now for the pains you cost my in the name of help, why? you never told me that you don't want to help me i don't care about the people i meet on the internet i tell them the trout about me if you wish to help me you help if you don't feel so that you make me a big fool just as your al so call me Mr Peter Madu.

when i first meet you it was not like this you seem to look good then but now you make me to understand that all about you is not good some time so can't some one have a trust on the internet any more thanks you all you have cost me okay God bless you thanks.

Famoh

The March email:

Quote:

--- On Sun, 3/8/09, R Tard <[email protected]> wrote:

From: R Tard <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Urgent
To: [email protected]
Date: Sunday, March 8, 2009, 6:39 PM

Mr. Famoh,

As usual, I don't understand what you are saying. I am not surprised as all white people look the same. I am not Peter. Peter is not me. I am not you and you are not me. See what I mean?

I am very confused about the picture you sent to me. It is hidious to me. A man's head is where is soul begins. Why wouls you want me to have that image in my mind? I think that you are a sad, sad little man.

RE Tard
Tard Bros Investigates

Yes, I leave the typos in because if they confuse me, I am sure they confuse him... Twisted Evil

Now about the trout... Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:36 am

@luckey.....that's a very good suggestion. I'll try that, thanks.

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:02 pm

@Noid: Thief FamoOoOOo lifted his love letter from here. What's the confusing picture? "Blood in my eye" Famooo?

So he thinks Peter Madu and R Tard are the same person does he. Maybe it's time those two got in a catfight.

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:22 pm

Quote:

Thanks sir for your mail but sir i don't need 25,000 is too much okay i only need 5,000 or 3,000 that will okay for me i know that you wish to me please if you can help me with $3,000 please i don't like staying at home where my friend are in University help me sir and God will bless you thanks

Famoh

Quote:

I wish I could help Famoh, but I'm afraid my hands are tied. Universities are apparently much more expensive here in the US than they are in your country. The minimum funding level is $25,000, and they go up from there. If you think you can make a good case for why you would need the $25,000 minimum, I'll see what I can do. Otherwise, I'm afraid you are on your own.

Sincerely,

Major

Sometimes I wish he would make it a little more challenging. Laughing

We should fire all of the mentors and just let new members bait Famoh. Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:44 pm

Well I may have FamBoob back on the hook with a different character. How the hell should I know how I got his new address? I'm just a Christian woman who's devoted to missionary work.

I replied to his old 'I'm Begging You To Pay My Rent' format, and he wrote:

Hello thanks for your mail to me how did you get this my email becos people that promise to help me make me a fool so i don't want to he hot by any one that say he or she will give me money please if you know that your one of them i will say No thanks

as the case may be you have seen the mail you reply to if you wish to help me out Good god will Bless you for me okay thanks i did not get a good home i hope with God i will fine paces

Famoh

Damn but he's one-dimensional.

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:58 pm

^^It's a perfect test he's come up with there. Laughing

Give him the old he hot and put him through the fine paces.

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:01 pm

He hot you say? I may go for the love angle then (vomit icon here).

Idjut wrote:

people that promise to help me make me a fool so i don't want to he hot by any one that say he or she will give me money

I wonder if this is his standard reply now. Way to stack up those vics, Mr. Enyema!

Edit: I actually wrote him from my Gomer Boyz account (dagomerz@gmail), but thanks to gmail's dot function he thinks he's corresponding with Miss Dago Merz (dago.merz@). I doubt idjut will ever catch on though.

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:24 am

bohigal wrote:

@Noid: Thief FamoOoOOo lifted his love letter from here.

Thanks, that makes it even more funny. I am glad that he is wasting his time looking up love letters... Laughing

bohigal wrote:

What's the confusing picture? "Blood in my eye" Famooo?

It was the head off picture... Twisted Evil

Famdum's real nemesis (along with writeon and luckey) wrote:

So he thinks Peter Madu and R Tard are the same person does he. Maybe it's time those two got in a catfight.

Yes, he has thoughts that we are one in the same. I keep telling him that we are not...

He is so easy to confuse, and so paranoid that he is being hot and foiled...

LOL

I like luckey's idea, except he is so slap happy, the newer members would think all lads are this easy... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:37 pm

Cripes he's in a foul mood lately. Laughing

girlfriend wrote:

Famoh:

But are you saved?

Dago

boob wrote:

yes i am so now did you want to help me and support me with any thing

famoh

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:40 am

Well, it seems Famoh is willing to fill out a few more forms and settle for 25K instead of the 8 or 5 or 3 thousand he requested.

He's no better at following instructions than he is at scamming. He asked for too little $, and pretty much ignored the essay requirements. This will never do:

Quote:

Personal Goals
I humbly and sincerely apply for the above mentioned scholarship existing in your School PROXY FOUNDATION TECHNICAL MINORITY SCHOLARSHIP APPLICATION to enable me realize my educational Endeavour having undergone Primary and secondary education, I attached are my C.V, and other credentials for your Perusal I will be willing to supply any other information you might require from me. I will ever remain grateful if awarded this scholarship, as it will go a long way to lessen the burden of training me from my parents and improve the well being of my family, Assiga Town and the world in general, your kind and favorable consideration of my application will be appreciated and thanks for your fatherly consideration.

You’re faithfully,

Impressive CV though:

Quote:

Curriculum Vitae

FAMOH ENYIM MBANG

PLOT C30 UGWU ORJI LAYOUT OWERRI, OPP IMSU FRONT GATE OWERRI IMO NIGERIA Nigeria+2348067240338 [email protected] EEA Work Permit NoMother Tongue English

Career History

COMPUTER OPERATOR ON INTERNET / SALES / MARKETING.
ENGR, IHEANYI NZERIBE PLOT C 30 UGWU ORYI LAYOUT NIGERIA
August 2004 - November 2008
ELECTRICAL & ELECTRONICS EXPERIENCE1. ONE YEAR IN ELECTRONIC / ELECTRICAL 2000-20012. COMPUTING LOACL NETWORKING 2004 -2008 OTHER EXPERIENCE/ SKILLS1. WEBAITE DESIGNING2. LOACL NETWORKING3. DESKTOP DESIGNING4. COMPUTER SYSTEM ENGR5. ELECTRONIC/ ELECTRICAL 6. HOME MANAGEMENT7. HOUSEKEEPER/CLEANING CONTRACTS8. SECRETARY MAN9. PHOTOGRAPHER10. SALES / MARKETING

Education

Certificate Business studies ETC.
April 1996 - July 2001 AYIGA COMMUNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL OKODUNG-ASSIGA
ASSIGA YAKURR CALABAR
Subjects Taken UBJECT GRADEECONOMICS P8GEOGRAHPY P8GOVERNMENT A1HISTORY C4ENGLISH C6MATHEMATICS C6AGRICULTURAL SCI C6BIOLOGY P7

Secondary school or equivalent COMPUTER STUDIES
August 2002 - February 2003 ADVANCE COMPUTERS PROFESSIONAL INSTITUTE
CALABAR
Subjects Taken MICROSOFT WORD POWERPOINT E-MAILING LOACL NETWORKING SYSTEM ADMININTERNET BROWSINGCOREL DR

Secondary school or equivalent studies
February 1990 - May 1995 PRESBYTERIAN PRIMARY SCHOOL ASSIGA, BEACH
ASSIGA, BEACH YAKURR
Subjects Taken RECEIVED A FIRST GRADEENGLISH MATHEMATICS

Other Achievements

LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREA OF ORIGINYAKURR LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREA CROSS RIVER STATE, CALABAR (NIGERIA).STATE OF ORIGIN: CROSS RIVER STATE, (CALABAR NIGERIA)E-MAIL: [email protected] OF BIRTH: JULY 12th 1983 TOWN/CITY OF BIRTH: YAKURRTEL: +234-8067240338Achievement AM GOOD IN ANY THING THAT COMES MY WAY IN JOB WORKING HAD ETC.
Fluent Languages English, French.

Hobbies & Interests

HOBBIES1. HAND BALL2. FOOTBALL3. SNOOKER4. SEWING 5. POOLING

References

ENYIM EDET MBANGNIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF) OWERRI SPORTNIGERIA POLICE FORCE OWERRI IMO STATE NIGERIA+2348068722130 ENGR, IHEANYI NZERIBEADEZ INFO SYSTEM LTD OWERRI IMO [email protected]+2348033392763 or +393270839153

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:32 pm

Well done Luckey, the best I can get out of him at present is love poems (taken off the internet). Remember it is his birthday on 12 July. My gifts are wrapped and ready to go with a crap courier. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:00 am

Thats awesome, luckey!

clapping

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:15 am

God, when will this fucking guy get a clue?? I can't believe this thread is still alive!

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:14 pm

Quote:

Hobbies & Interests

HOBBIES1. HAND BALL2. FOOTBALL3. SNOOKER4. SEWING 5. POOLING

Wtf?

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