I'm in a heap of trouble here (UPDATED)

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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:46 pm

This is a check bait that's coming to a head.

I sent this:

Quote:

Dear Paul,

I am keeping the money, and there is nothing you can do about it. I am using it to feed the homeless in my community.

Call the FBI if you want to. I don't care.

It was a pleasure doing business with you.

regards,

J0ck Str4p

Quote:

Attn: J0ck Str4p,

I am in receipt of your email. That is want I really want to know if you want to run away with our money. There is no problem about it.

However, I have just inform our company attoney about your attitude to run with our money and we have all document and your contact address as well as your identity to track you down. We give you now till on monday to send us our money or else we are going to furnish the FBI, the Interpol and other security agent in USA to track you and you will go to jail for it.

We will also inform all the security agents in United Kingdom here to also trace and track you down. If you know what is good for you please send us our money now till monday or else we will proceed legal action agaist you and I promise you we will get you.

Maybe I'll finally get to hear from Robert Mueller himself (from one of his many Yahoo accounts). Every other check baiter gets to hear from him and not me.

Well, I think I'll beg for mercy and promise to send the money. I don't think they will let me access 419Eater from jail.

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:07 pm

Barry Kelly wrote:

I don't think they will let me access 419Eater from jail.

Oh I am not so sure about that BK.

Afterall, hospitals, prisons and refugee camps in West Africa all seem to have 24/7 internet access.... Confused

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:38 pm

No. Don't promise to give him the money!!!
Turn corrupt and start spending it on yourself.

Of course, that will mean sending him photos of your new Ferrari and giving him details of your time spent in the casinos at Monte Carlo, but I'm sure he will appreciate that. Wink

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:44 am

You'll also be getting a very threatening email from the U.S. Marshalls (), you naughty boy.

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:58 am

Tell him you have been approached by that nice Mr Usman Bello with a view to sponsoring an orphanage in his country with your mugu's cheque. Shocked

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:14 am

Mod Edit: Full requote of previous post removed. Its there ^^^^

aren't you using his cheque to cover the bank fees to get your 15million dollar jackpot?

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:57 am

I'd start sending him pics of you and the squad of foxy ladies you are spending the money on..... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:40 pm

Lots of good suggestions, some or all of which may be used. Right now I'm begging for mercy, pleading with him to not get the FBI involved. I told him he'd get the money by Monday.

Sometimes I feel like Lucy, asking Charlie Brown to come running up to kick the football. Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:42 pm

Quote:

Sometimes I feel like Lucy, asking Charlie Brown to come running up to kick the football.

So when can we expect to hear "AAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!" <thud>?

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:10 pm

^^^^ Won't be too much longer. Sometime tomorrow, methinks. After that I'll have to resume fugitive flight. Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:11 am

ooooerrrrr.... I wouldn't want to be in your sporran, Jock. He sounds like a very legitimate character...though a little unconvincing.

My advice would be for you to send the money anonymously to me (by Western Union of course), and head for seclusion to them thar hills. Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:43 am

Hahahaha! Well, if [email protected] sends an email, then you know they are hot on your track!

You could repent right now, and send him to ITV5 for his paymentss.... saving you a few years behind bars, in front of taverns and over restaurants...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:51 am

ooh yeah watch out for [email protected] too!! haha

another thing you could do is get a picture of someone burning some money and put a caption underneath it, something like:
"heres your money if you want it" Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:22 pm

Barry Kelly wrote:

Sometimes I feel like Lucy, asking Charlie Brown to come running up to kick the football. Laughing

One of my first avatars. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:40 pm

Barry,
Nobody here mentioned what you should really do. Turn yourself in right now, confess, and spend the rest of your life in jail!

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:10 pm

^^^^^ I guess I'd better act fast!

This just came in six minutes ago:

Quote:

Attn: J0ck Str4p

I just received a call from the FBI Head office is United State now, they want us to give them the approval now to go ahead and track you.

Please remember you have less then 6 hours to wire transfer the funds as instructed or else I will personally contact the FBI and the Interpol to go ahead. For your information, we have also confirm the location and identity of your family I think we have to start from your family first. Your urgent responds is needed Please.

Mr. P4ul R0g3rs
Sales Manager/Director
Global Medical Equipments

EDITED TO ADD:

I may as well see if I can get a trophy phone call from the FBI:

Quote:

Mr. R0g3rs,

I will not believe you unless the FBI calls my number.

J0ck Str4p

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:46 pm

Barry Kelly wrote:

For your information, we have also confirm the location and identity of your family I think we have to start from your family first.

Tell him if he touches your family you will chop his balls off with a very rusty machete and feed them to his goat lover.

Or perhaps you don't have a family after they recently died in a particularly tragic highway auto crash?

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

Tell him to send more cheques, that your new lifestyle needs more investment and his money is being well spent, then spend the next 3 months slapping him, a slapped poor lad is a well kept pet.

Half the fun is watching them scream for there non existent money, its like you now have there cash and the poor things get so upset. Sig material will no doubt be in the email shortly.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:48 am

I suppose you could "forward" him an email from [email protected] assuring you that if he does not cease and desist there will be extreme consequences! Laughing

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

Why I love this place!

If you can get a trophy call from the "FBI" . . . wow!

Here is another idea: convince him that "whomever" you are giving the money to after the call has told you do not believe it is the real FBI unless you see a video from the agent where he shows his ID.

--J.D.

Master Baiter Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 130

Quote:

do not believe it is the real FBI unless you see a video from the agent where he shows his ID.

I can see it now...

"alooo, I am agent Mulder the agent that makes Hoover looks so fine"

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 26

Quote:

If you can get a trophy call from the "FBI" . . . wow!

Here is another idea: convince him that "whomever" you are giving the money to after the call has told you do not believe it is the real FBI unless you see a video from the agent where he shows his ID.

Yes you need him in front of a cam with a real ID, this could be priceless.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:45 am

Doctor X wrote:

If you can get a trophy call from the "FBI" . . . wow!

Believe me.....I want one! I want one badly!

Last week I got a lad to recite some poetry (check the Audio Forum) and I've had another lad call my K7 four or five times trying to bypass my voicemail with the "security phrase".....which is "I LIKE RUMP ROAST!".

@wickedbitch: that would be overplaying my hand.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:46 am

Barry Kelly wrote:

Quote:

Mr. R0g3rs,

I will not believe you unless the FBI calls my number.

J0ck Str4p

Hmm... I thought that you would not beleive them until they sent a photo of themselves with security cucumbers and the like holding a sign that says "We are the FBI". Laughing

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

I always demand authorities show me their Security Cucumbers.

One can never be . . . too safe this day and age.

--J. "Posting from Pelican Bay" D.

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