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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:40 pm |
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How can you not be sympathetic to someone who claims to have armed kindergarten kids and fed them drugs to rape and pillage the local populace ?
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| With deep regret I would say i masterminded the war in Liberia country to make more money from it and which i did. I was always been given a huge amount of money in US dollars to purchase ammunition to fight the government. I brought in this ammunition and not knowing that, they have been recruit teenagers of about 5 to 6years of age on how to use the AK47 and other fighting ammunitions. Them gave them drugs to revitalize their selves as to take full charge of the situation. |
Bertie W00ster sees the good in everyone
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I must admit that it would be awfully nice if I could do something to help you. Do you mind if I call you Jeeves ?
Please be a good sort and tell me if there is anything I can do.
Yours sincerely |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:33 am |
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The poor schmuck has given me a phone number to use, so I'll be road testing my Bertie Wooster accent on him tomorrow, but I want his mind dazed and confused before I start to work on him.
Ideally I would like to send him on safari to Liberia, as that is where he claims to have started the Civil War.
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Dear Jeeves
I'll certainly do what you request Jeeves (remember that's the name we agreed to use for you as the police are hot on your heels) and I'll see what can be arranged.
I'll have to ask that you stop shooting and raping people or I won't be able to assist you as this is not approved of at the golf club and would get me into serious trouble with the secretary. Do you have a handicap ? - as I may be able to get you in on a visitor's ticket.
The Widows and Orphans Fund is actually a Masonic Charity and I'm sure they would welcome your financial assistance, but try to keep quiet about how you got hold of this money, as they are a bit old-fashioned about things like that.
As soon as I hear anything from the banker I'll let you know. I hope he isn't a murderer or anything ghastly like that - is he ?
Best Regards - Bertie W00ster. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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