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Dr Hugh G Rection
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dag! Buster gets an e mail from a Barrister! Word up mah homies!

From: "stanley emenike" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: urgent plz
Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 18:24:30 GMT

Dear friend
I am Barrister Stanley Ike, I am personal Attorney
to late Mr. Gorham Burkhard,a national of your country,
who used to work with Shell Development Company in
Nigeria. Herein after shall be referred to as my
client. On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife
And their three children were involved in a car
accident along sagbama express road, all occupants of
the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives, since then
I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate
any of my clients extended relatives this has also
proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful
attempts, I decided to track any person who can assist
me to get this fund out from the security company,hence
I got your contact via the Internet. I have contacted
you to assist in repartrating the money left behind by
my client before it get confisicated or declared
unserviceable by the Security company where this huge
deposits were lodged. Particularly,the Security
company, where the deceased had an amount valued
US$15.5,(Fifteen Million Five Hunred Thousand Us
Dollars)conclead in box deposited with them as
family"TREASURE"for safety, has issued me a notice to
provide the next of kin or have the consignment sized
within a short period of time .Since I have been
unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2 years
now I seek your consent to present you as the next of
kin of the deceased so that the proceeds of this amount
of US$15.5.(Fifteen Million Five Hunred Thousand Us
Dollars)can be paid to you and then you and me can
share the money,70% to me and 30% to you I have all
necessary legal documents that can be used to back up
any claim we may make, all I require is your honest
co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of
the law. please get in touch with me by my email to
enable us discuss further.

Faithfully Your.
Stanley ike

Buster hollas back:

From : Dr Buster Hyman <>
Sent : Monday, July 5, 2004 3:32 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : RE: urgent plz

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Dear Stainley Emesis,

Thank you for your letter. I think God has chosen me to help you. I cannot see good money go to waist. I love money very much, and I would like some, please. Can you give me some of this money?
I would like to help you. I like the idea of sharing this money with you. I want to buy a woman to be my wife. This can be very expensive. If you can find a beautiful woman for me to marry, I will help you. And you can help me. A wise man, maybe Jesus, once said "If you wash my balls, I'll wash yours." Do you understand me? I will help you learn English so people will understand you. You don't speak proper English, because I think you are not a white man. I am a black man and I am educated. Let me show you how to be proper. We will have much good times learning the correct English, so you can make sense to people. How about this. Do you understand my English? I recieved many medals for my English. It is important for us to stick together. We are a team together. I will shake your hand, and we will speak on English together.

Tell me how to get a wife and some money. god Bless you. Maybe you have a sister for me?

Reverend Dr. Buster Hymen, M.D.

AKA Mugu named Tony Ovie
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Dr Hugh G Rection
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

woohoo! The lad got a wee bit ticked off! Laughing Razz Razz

From: stanley emenike <[email protected]>
To: "Dr Buster Hyman" <>
Subject: Re: urgent plz
Sent: Tuesday, July 6, 2004 8:31 AM

Dear Rev.

I quite appreciate your reply and must be open to inform you that seem not to understand what insult amounts to a normal black man. You can insult me on any reason after all I am an English man. I demand your apology to that effect.

If we have to do business, we must learn to respect each other making correct choice of words to address each other.

I cannot go further until I receive your apology.


Buster hollas back to his new homeboy:

From : Dr Buster Hyman <drbusterhyman>
Sent : Wednesday, July 7, 2004 12:24 AM
To : [email protected]
Subject : Re: urgent plz

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Stan, my man,

After trying to understand your letter (I don't understand your English very well, don't worry, I can help you with grammar!) , I came to a conclusion. You are an angry person. God does not want you to lash your anger out on innocent people. He has told me so. Maybe you had a bad day at work, or, you are having problems at home. I cannot speculate the reasons behind your anger. (Speculate: to make a guess. Understand? I just taught you something! Your welcome!)

Since I am a good man, and I don't wan't to lower myself to Satan's level:


I understand that your downfalls are not your fault! It's OK! I love everybody in this world, and I am happy! Please, we must celebrate our friendship with love, and with laughter. I like to laugh like a little girl sometimes. You should try this.

How should we proceed with business, my new friend? Please, write to me about this.

I wish for you to call me Reverend, not Rev. That is disrespectful.

The Good Reverend, Buster Hyman, M.D.
The Church of Bread and Wine

I'm betting the mugu won't accept poor Buster Hyman's sincere aapology!

AKA Mugu named Tony Ovie
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