Ahmed Kadiri - Mass Bait

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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:26 pm

If you need me or her to play along just let me know. Smile

I was writing a Frenchie English...

Long emails tend to overflow his cerebrum. I�ll just have to wait until tomorrow.

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22:57 (Vor 38 Minuten)
My Dear est friend Chrys315,

I would like to look at your letter and then get abck to you tomorrow ok, STAY HAPPY

Thanks

Ahm3d

My restaurant friends W4yne and Frum9y may not be willing to wait too long for their sign...they would like to know at least how high the chances are of keeping ARK busy.

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:32 am

Lets' see what'll happen next time I see him on line... he was suppose to forward me the Email...

Reviving my wife can be interesting... Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I'm beginning to think that Dan and ARK are the gifts that keep on giving.

ARK sent S0ludo an email from Dan, whining about money. S0ludo sent back a rather scalding reply (or rather, his secretary did) saying that the good Barrister thought he was working with dealmakers, but it is obvious that they are small bois. S0ludo also make it very clear that no money would be sent.

Dan, meanwhile, sent the following email to lucky lottery winner Jenny, whom he had ticked off. Jenny is demanding a handwritten apology, and has recalled the washing machine filled with money that she sent him from the shipping company. Jenny told Dan that she lost a million dollars once because she wouldn't sign a paper her ex-husband wanted her to sign, so she is more than willing to lose her winnings if Dan doesn't send the handwritten apology she demands. Dan sends back:

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i can't do that now if you can send your courier charges to the company then after receiving your winnings i will send you the apology letter i will even come to your house and apologise.
send me your Ex husband e-mail address.i'll like to talk to him.

Of course, Jenny has sent Dan the email address of her miserable ex-husband. Yes, we have yet ANOTHER character in this bait. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Yeah! Secretary B4byj4ay finally heard from Dan. And Also from ARK. Guess which one is the angriest?

From Dan:

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Ok it is well understood,never mind i'll try to get some funds to come,but is only business with this people i don't understand,i do business with many people and if any expenses is been made they are the people paying for it,but in this one is it different why?i have many business partner and if i am to come they make all the arrangement,and i don't even add anymoney to it,but promise me that after all set have been done i will be compensated.
give me the Hotel Name and address.
when i'm ready to move i'll let you know.
Best Regards,
Dan

So Dan is a big boy. That's nice. Very Happy

Meanwhile, our hero ARK is rather miffed at S0ludo:

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do not care, Barrister S0ludo has earlier on in his emails told me he has had many deals with Daniel, so how come that he does not know more about him , and how come that he is now depending on me to get him Daniel, you were not even able to send that sign hpoto to show up who you are ,Why don't we forget this deal .from this to that ,from that to this .
good day
mISS B4byjay.

One of these lads is not like the other. Smile

I think Secretary B4byj4y will be informining Barrister S0ludo, and he will not be pleased.

Frumpy, S0ludo is going to be sending you a nasty email about ARK, and he will be resigning your account. You need to convince ARK that S0ludo's contacts are crtitical for this investment opportunity to continue, and if S0ludo leaves the deal is off. [/code]

edit - S0ludos secretary is not happy. The following was sent to pr1nz and ARK.

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Dear Pr1nz

I am forwarding you a copy of the email I received from Mr. ARK. I will be informing Barrister S0ludo of this email, and I can promise you that he will not be pleased.

Need I remind you that it was YOU that contacted US, and not the other way around.

Mr. ARKi, I don't know what this fascination is that you have with photos, but I will not be sending you my photograph, as I have never met you, and to be honest what I do know about you scares me. Barrister S0ludo has had limited contact with Mr. Dan. Mr. ARK, kindly ask the Pr1nz what he thinks of the services provided by Barrister S0ludo. My pr1nz, have you been happy with Barrister S0ludo? Has Barrister S0ludo more than met your needs?

The actions of Mr. ARK towards me will be communicated to Barrister S0ludo, and I don't anticipate he will be happy.

M3linda B4byjay
Executive Secretary
Barrister Charles S0ludo

Chucky will not be pleased that his trusted executive secretary has been treated like this, and will be sending an email out to the pr1nz and ARK when he returns from court. Wink

The pr1nz really needs to sell his trust in Chucky, as that's the only way that ARK will continue with this. Chucky is an important man who is looking to invest $300,000 in this deal himself. Chucky also has the contacts to avoid the red tape. The deal is not possible without Chucky. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:14 am

Jayhawk wrote:

I'm beginning to think that Dan and ARK are the gifts that keep on giving.

You are optimistic.
I would rather say that the old kind of fight that you have to do with ARK, ("No! YOU do it first!"- "No, you do it first!") is here again. Chances even for a crap pic seem, but only seem, to diminish. But then, I�m quite used to this lad modality. First he starts to whine - the only difference now is he needs to think a whole day or two to compose an email -, then he does everything you demand of him, usually in good quality.
Per aspera ad astra, the yaaawning part still ahead...

The main difference between 2007 and 2008 IMO is that ARK has found something in his arguments that is remotely related to something like logic. First you do a thing, then I do it. No, you do it first. oooh, I am a poor boy, I have been cheated badly, you do it first.

Damn, how many times have I strutted to the WU, even from St. Moritz?
Who am I to blame that somebody from your bank stole your inheritance?
Is it Chry5� fault that Prud3nt14l was so strangely shy about just giving your the donation?
Do I have to beg you for allowance if you help MY first business?
You better go back to K0j0 et al. for business if you trust them more!!!!
Chrys315 sure is going to spend a night at the casino and lose some hundred thousand because she is grieving...

One week to ten days ahead of ARK whining belongs to this kind of game. Ahm3d sometimes is sooo predictable. Any reader may very likely be inclined to skip the next few days of emails between him and Chry5.

First round of "convince-a-lad" :

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23:55 (Vor 1 Stunde)
Hello my dear Friend ,

I am very sorry i was not able to respond to all your email questions in the past .Let me go straight to add up .It is true that my parents arranged for my wedding earlier at a time i was not very ready for it and the main reason for my sincerity comes from my upbringing, we have been taught to be God fearing .and always tell the truth even if we are dieing .and that man must not wrong his fellow man .i can also say that the environment in which you are brought up also counts TO WHEN ONE IS SINCERE.

Coming back to the last letter you wrote i was also very happy to read from you again .
On the millionaires forum i can say that not all people who qualify to use the site or even the Internet are genuine people and God Fearing. Many people think they can be very fast but its a lie, the truth is always the truth , MAN can never mix darkness with light to become successful.
There are lots of fraud on line and it is normally difficult to determine which ones are real and not from over there.
In WEST AFRICA many of our crime cases like fraud and arm rubbery are found to come from their Country and i can not really say yes to that if you really want to invest in THAT PLACE although Telecommunication is a fast growing market in west Africa, but i also know that one has to be very extra careful in cases like this .If it were to be in Ghana i would have been able to go to them and fine out for you and to recommend .i am sorry i can not be of help in this .

I would like to appeal to you to kindly give a careful reconsideration to my case in Ghana we will need enough to invest in the oil and the micro biz .I am beginning to lose courage in you and the Prinz if am not mistaken because you have not been able to visit Ghana and even Tamale right now that our airport would have been flexible for landing in Tamale and i do not see why this has taken you people so long to at least prove to me that you mean business. The stories am hearing from PEOPLE LIKE miss B4byj4y and Barrister S0lud0 is not convincing enough for me to believe anything . any way i have Full HOPE hope in you and or the Prinz AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO FAIL ME my whole world will be chattered but i never pray for that .

I will try and see what i can do about that sign but i would like you to give me picture of the whole building WITH YOU STANDING BY IT first and the business name clearly written on top of the building as a business establishment if i may call it . I just want to know what am doing. it would have been a different case if you wanted a sign with your name or mine written on it . Because Barrister Dennis D3nut0 made me to send him a sign picture for my inheritance OF THE SCH7UT3RS but nothing came out of it NOT EVEN A DIME and it was you who introduce him to me, AM sorry if i have to say things like this but its true .
I love you and would always do but am worried because things are not very clear to me yet .

I will write more to you latter tomorrow .
yours friend
ARK.

I can smell some frustration. Ooh if you only knew how much I�d LOVE to "chatter" you!
You are only frustrated because you have had no success with your check/oil company/micr0credit/etc scams...

Sometimes I wish you would read this.

How can you say nothing came out of the D3nut0 sign pic? It�s an important part of my framed second "lad collage", hanging on the wall in my living-room Very Happy

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Anyway, I�m glad to have contributed to the above^^ Smile

Jayhawk, your stories need to be more convincing Smile

(I like it!)

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, Barrister S0ludo has returned from court, and he doesn't like what his secretary has told him. She might have gotten things mixed up a bit though. Chucky writes the pr1nz to complain (including ARK as a cc)

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My pr1nz

I have just returned from Superior Court and I am shocked to hear what my secretary has told me concerning Mr. ARK. Mr. ARK has been extremely rude to Miss B4byj4y, and he has even gone so far as to request naked photos of her holding a sign. My pr1nz, I don't have to tell you that this type of business behavior is uncalled for,

I have filed the ipsofacto papers, and I was ready to invest my own money in this opportunity, however I am having second thoughts. Mr. ARK has been nothing but nasty to Miss B4byj4y, and her efforts to help have been met with hostility and a bizaare photo fetish. Unless an apology from Mr. ARK is forthcoming I will be left with no choice but to withdraw my investment and resign as your barrister. Please advise as to your intended actions..

Barrister Chucky

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:40 am

Emails like these^^make me think that your smashing barrister reputation is 150% justified Very Happy

Can you forward the above email to as well, so she has a way of knowing this tomorrow, too?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Copy sent. That email could send ARK over the edge. Frumpy, is it time for Chry5 to make another call to ARK?

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:05 am

No, a little different modality... Smile

Chry5 won�t email today, unusually---and when ARK will ask tomorrow where "dear est Chrys315" has been she will write a strangely incoherent email because, obviously, nobody, including Ahm3d, trusts her business sense, which makes her depressing, because she was/is looking forward to a high style life, that she went into the casino in Berlin and...lost more than 20.000 Euros in one night!!!

What else would she want to do with her money if no one trusts her business sense?
Now she goes there every night, instead of writing emails, until Ahm3d trusts her again...

It is time for Prinz to thank Chucky and write to Dan and to ARK, asking him (and maybe Dan, too) if they have heard from Chry5 recently...

Meanwhile the Prinz has a completely different spectrum of interest:

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Dear Mr. K4d1ri,

I hope you are having some nice days with your football championship. You may or may not know that last year the world championship was hosted by Germany, which was a great party for everyone. Dozens of millions of people were enjoying it and, luckily, we came into the semifinale! Personally, I was not able to get a ticket for that because they were sold out many months ago.
You mentioned in one of the L1m0bia report photographs the building of the T4m4le Stadium.
I believe Ghana must be a fantastic country, with even more football enthusiasts than we have, and here every little village has some football clubs and teams, this has been a tradition for more than 100 years, and we are proud of some fantastic players like As4m0ah who gave us the honour to show their skills.
I have been reading a little bit. Unfortunately B3rti V0gts trains the Cameroon team! I apologize if I ever should have wrongly stated that he trains a Ghanaian club, I�m sorry, sometimes I mix up the teams and clubs and the past and present history of football.
Of course, I wish that Ghana will reach the semifinale, and that Ghana even wins the CAN 2008, which would be great!
(I promise I will try and look not towards Cameroon with B3rti V0gts.)

Sorry about this very un-business.like tone in my email but I wanted to congratulate you for having been able to secure such a great tournament, which will definitely be a giant party and lighten up your image to new heights, because you are the host and sport is an international language.

I will get back to you in a few days. Say my greetings to Miss Ph1m0krates. It is nice you are establishing a more personal relationship. I wish I had the time to attend a game of the Group D held in Tam4le right now.

All the very best for you and your family, and my best wishes to the Ghana national football team

--
signed by:

The whole hour I was spending reading news about the CAN (Cup of African Nations) must have been worthwhile Smile

Of course I know HE didn�t build the T4male Stadium. He just used the background which came in handy to convince me they are building some oil company facilities.
I�m kind of curious what his reply will be. I do sound a little arrogant...

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:36 am

Update form me. He's going to find an empty office so I can set up a branch of my clown charity in Ghana.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:20 pm

He has answered my football-fan mail. I think we would not sit next to each other in a stadium, he would be the quiet shy guy who sits straight all the time and thinks of business, I suppose...

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16:59 (Vor 5 Stunden)
Dear Prinz,
Thank you for the nice email you sent
one thing i hope i should make clear is that - the T4male sports stadiuom is by a land owned by L1m0bia which they will be constructing soon .the games are very interesting .
i hope to hearing from you soon .

He is not too enthusiastic about talking with Prinz about football...

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:23 pm

Since my character Barrister K0j0 is in total disgrace and everybody hates him, even other baiters Crying or Very sad

, All I can do is admire your work and also send him strange emails from strange addresses. I'm happy to report that ARK answers every email he gets--give him a gold star for politeness! In response to continued messages that almost but don't quite make any sense, here are his answers so far:

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Subject: Hello my friend. Great to hear from you again. I will wait for your call

Please who is this ? i do not know you .
bye

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Subject: Hello my friend. Great to hear from you again. I will wait for your call

THANK YOU AND HOPE TO HEARIN ROM YOU AGAIN

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Subject: Your message. Is it possible that you didn't read my last email

Friend ,
i just sat and taught i should get back to again , your emails sounds
interesting but you do not want to make things clear to me .For Gods sake
please kindly tell me who you are so that you can set my mind free from
thinking . {I'm afraid that happened a long time ago, pal.}
i hope you understand .

Will he just stop answering Ophe1ia Champ1ain? We're plumbing the depths of his stupity now, but I don't think we've reached bottom yet.

Since ARK seems to have it in for Nigerians, another thing I might have done (but didn't) would have been to use a mass-mailing site to send out 500 pidgin insults to Nigerian lads, in his name, with his return email. Nor did I send out inflammatory anti-Nigerian emails to another 500 Nigerian lads from the address 4hm5d R4y4n at someotherdomain.com, and I certainly never mentioned that folks in T4m41e Gh4n4 are vastly more virile and better endowed than small boi Nigerians. Only a real scum-bag would do that with the intent to later give up ARK's real email address, or even his actual RL address.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:56 pm

Uh-oh! Now I've done it!

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Hey

I express thanks for your earlier message , the implications are noted.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you that I really hate Nigerians , am fed up with their little boi tricks and their cheating. Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

Come to Tamale, Ghana if you want to meet some real men.

I loathe and detest you, you miserable bastard...

I am awaiting your subsequent message.

All Best Wishes
4hmed R4y4n

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THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE BASTARD! MONKEY MAN LIKE U

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MAY THE EYE THAT SEE THIS MAIL REPLY NEVER SEE BETTER IN LIFE AND NEVER PROSPER UNTIL YOU ROTTEN IN ABJECT PORVERTY AND HUNGER WILL SEE YOU THROUGH TO YOUR EALY GRAVE AS YOU WISH YOUR FELLOW AFRICAN AND YOU WILL EVER REMAIN POOR AND NEVER MOVE FORWARD AND YOUR MATE WILL BE FEEDING YOU DUE TO YOUR CONDITION WILL ATTRACT THEM AND YOU MUST BE A BEGGER .

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Dear Sir/Madam,

LETTER OF COMPENSATION/SETTLEMENT.

We hereby wish you and your family the best of prosperity.

This letter will definately be amazing to you because of it�s realistic value.

Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of Inheritance Payment transaction with some impersonators some while ago.

I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will like to introduce myself; I am (Mr. Hannatu Raji) the Legal chairman of "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit). ---SNIP---

497 to go!

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:04 am

^^What an outbreak of evil!
At first I was thinking that the beginning of the CAN 2008 would lead to more inactivity in Tamale�s and, generally, Ghana�s, lad cafes, but as MH just demonstrated quite the opposite is being the case. Very good.

Which baiter hates Barry K0j0? I�m flabbergasted to hear this! If ARK wrote you this, Prinz is going to complain. Chry5 cannot complain, she is gambling again until Ahm3d will answer her...

I�d damn like to start this D4nte-story again, since somehow and completely unplanned, he believes my F4lb4la is Mrs. D4nte. How about she writing in strange English that she could have fled but must not access the computer in Benin, where she has fled to, on her own, but is forced to dictate every word to her new "benefactor"?

This strange ARK-competition thing from the previous autumn seems to be starting again Very Happy

EDIT, 5 minutes after the above^^ "setting his mind free from thinking", yeah! I�m in!
Thanks, Mike! Great! Now he will remember who his real friends are...friends and real, I mean... Laughing

So Mr. H4nnatu R4ji took the look from my/our various money transactions around Christmas. Big bad Nigerian scam brothers again...land of Usm4n Bell0...this clarifies things a lot.
Thanks a million, Mike! Whatever he may think of his recent inbox wave of emails, I�m sure he will come back...he WILL come back for more Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:19 am

Actually, I shudda said, "Baiters' characters don't like my character," and then gone off and had a good cry over it. Smile

Meanwhile, more response to ARK's most unfortunate flaming of Nigerians:

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OFFICE OF ALAHAJI UMAR YARADUA GCFR PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF ARMED FORCES FEDERAL REPUBLIC
Attention Honourable Contractor/Beneficiary
STOP ORDER FROM THE PRESIDENCY

ATTENTION:AHM5D R4Y4N.

BE INFORMED THAT I HAVE RECEIVED YOUR E-MAIL MESSAGE CLEARLY.

MORE SO, I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO YOU THAT YOU ARE DEALING DIRECT WITH THE OFFICE OF MR. PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA IN WHICH YOU ARE 100% REST ASSURED OF YOUR FUNDS RELEASE TO YOU THROUGH OUR AVALIABLE OPTIONS...SNIP...

The unintended consequence of my evil-doing is that Ahm5d R4y4n is becoming a baiter in his own right. We'll make an honest man of him yet, I hope.

EDIT: Wait, there's more!

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My Dear Boy Ahm5d r4y4n Kad1r1,

I am extraordinarily thankful to you for your past note I received. Little pots soon run over.

4hmed r4y4n I'm delighted about this, I can't beleive it. This is all above board, yes? Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I am going to think you can comeback right now together with more suggestions.

Goodbye
Ophe1ia Champ1ain

(All this stuff to him is from a bot by another member, not my creations at all, of course.)

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PLEASE I STILL DO NOT GET YOU RIGHT
PLEASE

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:00 pm

More of ARK the baiter

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Dearest

It was so benevolent for you to communicate to me that hastily. I'm cheerful that I understood the wonderful mail. you sent.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you that I really hate Nigerians , am fed up with their little boi tricks and their cheating. A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.

Come to Tamale, Ghana if you want to meet some real men.

I hope choke to death, while drinking sperm from a dog.

You may write to me for further facts.

Yours Always
4hmed R4y4n

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With due respect. Please I want to know if you are joking or mocking me

Sir,
I am Sorry for your expierencies,it never my fault [sorry, but it's always your fault],i have been castigating and worried over this situation,but the past Governments never listen to me.Thank God that we are taking over as God may have it.

My Dear Brother,feel free to express your feelings in this matter as i know it is a painful situation.Tell me what you want and the area you want me to help ok.I will be glad to hear from you.May the Lord be with you.

:

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Attn:

Thank you for your reply, as a matter of fact, i will like you to provide your telephone and fax number urgent so that i can call you on more discussion .

I wait to hear from you.

Dr.Philip Osondu

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Good Day 4hmed R4y4n

I received your mail and i can understand that you have been scammed in the past. Based on that i was sent by the United Nations to make sure that all victims receive their compensation fund been Approved by the United Nations with EFCC and the Federal Government of Nigeria.

My good friend, i want to let you to know that iam NOT A NIGERIA,i will only be here for a few days before i start going back to my country but iam going to make sure you receive your fund ok.

I have to be honest with you, Alot of things is happening here in Nigeria if one is not careful he will be scam.

The only thing now is that the United Nations AND EFCC only approved Two ways to compensate their victims---SNIP---

De-facto Chief Compensation Officer,
EFCC And United Nations Compensation Committee,
(United nations Anti-fraud Committee)
+2348051250421
0112348051250421

Real people. Real questions. Real answers. Share what you know

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PLEAS SIR
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN.
I AM ONLY SOLICITING YOUR ASSISTANCE
IN REGARDS TO MY LATE FATHERS MONEY AND OTHER VALUABLE
IN THE SECURITY COMPANY.
ALL I NEED YOU TO DO FOR ME IS TO ART AS MY FATHERES BUSINESS
PATNER ABROAD.

PLS REPLY ME NOW.

TYRON SAV1MBI AND THE MOTHER

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Dear Mr. 4hmed R4y4n

Thanks for your prompt response to my email,I know these days� people find it difficult going into partnership with us (people from this part of the world) due to the activities of fraudsters (scammers). This is because of the fact that so many innocent foreigners had for sometime lost huge amount of money to this criminals through same means or similar means (money transfer).

This they do, by making them pay transfer charges for money or fund that never exit. In fact the activities of this hoodlums has done allot of damages to the image of our country that an average Nigerian is seen as a criminal.

In view of the above, the federal government of Nigeria in the bid to restore the dignity of our country recently set up some anti-corruption outfit/commission such as (EfCC) economic financial crime commission and independent corrupt practices commission (ICPC). ---SNIP---

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THE FONDATION DE FRANCE (FDF).
16 Rue Lanterne,Lyon 69001,France.

Qualification number: FDF-444-6647-9163
Donation pin number 21556770665477

Attention Esteem Beneficiary: 4hmed R4y4n.

Accept our sincerel apology, for the slight delay in responding to your mail, it was an outcome of the processing of your winning documents.We wish to congratulate you once again on this note for being part of the 100 winners selected for the year 2007. --SNIP--

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Attn: 4hmed R4y4n , WE AS A COMPANY ARE ONLY DOING OUR JOB AND YOU AS A SENIUR CITIZEN SHOULD KNOW THAT AS A COMPANY WE ARE WORKING UNDER AN INSTRUCTION WHICH WE ARE NOTSURPOSE TO GO AGAINST.

WE ARE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS OF OUR COUNTRY. WE NOT SCAMMERS, AND I AM ALSO A PREACHER OF THE GOSPLE OF CHRIST.

NOTE WE AS A COMPANY WILL NOT ACCEPT AYABUSIVE WORD FROM OUR CUSTOMERS. IF YOU ARE NOT GOIN TO PAY FOR THE SECURITY KEEPING AND DELIVERY FEE OF $150SD YOUR PARKAGE WILL NOT BE DELIVERD TO YOU AND IT WILL BE SENT BACK TO REV MARK JAMES WHICH IS NOT AROUND FOR THE MAIN TIME. HAVE A BLESSED YEAR.

DR SEAN PARKER

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:28 pm

^^I could read mails like these all day! MH, glad you are on the "good" side Shocked

My tone is a little more gentle, yet desperated. ARK is reluctant to send me the biz sign pic, how does CSP interpret this?

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Dear Ahm3d,

I must say your last email made me sad. I haven�t even left the house and gone back to W4yn3�s and Fr9mpy�s and my new restaurant...
I believe you do not seem to believe that I can be a good businesswoman. And maybe you are right.
What have I done for this wealth?!? I have always only been a secretary, almost always alone, then my employer died.
How am I worthy of this inheritance, while you still have to wait for it?!?
Nobody supports my ideas!
Each day I am getting emails by now from people from the millionaires with investment proposals, which is too much for me.
Most don�t even answer my first questions.
Does anyone in the world take me seriously??!??

--
Yours, Chrys315 S0ph1a Ph1m0krates

One thing is true, she gets a lot of emails from aspiring Nigerian businessmen. Inheriting and winning in a casino surely boosts your reputation.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:43 pm

Why do I think ARK should go and meet J03L to discuss his business?

@FrumpyBB
Landsmann, why do you call my character an Idiot Evil or Very Mad

, only because he trades some common predjustice about our fine Vaterland Question

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:06 pm

^^Landsmann, you said a very naughty thing there which could not be left uncommented.
(Besides, I was in the AntiFa for a while.)
To add to your (and my) character credibility I was forced to do a single word comment in there.
Email from ARK to CSP. Oh dear. Pr1nz has troubles, too, because ARK ceases to believe in him...
As Enno has proven, female impersonators have more credibility in ladland.

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16:23 (Vor 16 Minuten)

I am sorry if i have made you sad i think my last email explained to you to be more careful of the people you deal with .Especially those coming from Nigeria .
I want you to make arrangements and get me funding to start business ,you do not have to be here before you can do that, heaven and God knows i have been truthful to you .
if you are able to send me funding using my Bank account DETAILS it will be fine for us ,
but you still do not believe me . YOU CAN SEND ME FUNDING.

I do not think Prinz wants to be hear ,because if he want to he would have come with you by now .I personally do not want to be idling .if i had something doing for now i would have been very happy then . Please try to reconsider my situation and take my bank account details to to your bank and see what you can do , i know you can only if you want to.

Please me Chrys315 if you want me to be happy and you will win my heart my body and my soul for everything including Business.

i Love you and i do not want to lose you even if you do not to marry me .we can still be friends.Please think about it .
Ahm3d

The actual point why I am "sad" is that he was reluctant to help my E4ter Un1versity idea.

Enno, you want to push forward to a second lad wedding with ARK? Very Happy

Maybe the same way, if J03l plays along? I�ll take over the role of ARK via my email box , then I send him his hand-drawn map with the location of his house and tell J03l that some laptops and bundles of cash are buried in ARK�s basement? Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

You know, as much as he hates Chucky right now I think his head would spin around and explode if the lovely Chry55 were to get romantically involved with Chucky. That one might put him over the edge.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:33 pm

Lad�s gettin�mad Very Happy

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22:19 (Vor 2 Stunden)
why are you not going to talk to me ?
i just came to check you but you not on line .
I love you and do not want you to be alone .Please check my previous email and then get back to me .
Ahm3d

Aah, the possibilities...love stories like when we were young, teenage heaven and hell...the unfiltered ups and downs of uncontrollable feelings...being rejected and falling in each other�s arms again, happily reunited... North Ghana businessman being ignored for a jet-set Nigerian barrister...hot intrigues with Par1s H1lt0n...lawyers with no moral scruples...risky-free oil investments...money...oooooo, stay tuned for the next episode Wink

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Now ignoring him on purpose until I get my sign pic!!!

I feel like coming to J0el and cry...but it�s too early for that...later, when ARK and Bu5yj03l might get along with each other, such a constellation could be interesting...

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:54 am

@FrumpyBB
yeah, send em na di wedding chappel. and after they meet ,me magga paris can send di nude amhed pics na guiman jeol ooooooooooooooooo
Landsmann, no offence ment nor taken. Lets be affirmative about this: Anything uttered on that forum is not to be taken seriously (e.g. the racism-thread there ... ). A new form of satire has been born Cool

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:56 pm

Don�t worry, I knew that Yunu5 was you, I just thought CSP had to say something as a Landsfrau Very Happy

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Your beautiful plot is being prepared, too, but I cannot fly to GH until my Berlin restaurant and students� cocktail bar will have been ready. ARK can be of help though :

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01:32 (Vor 11 Minuten)
Dear Ahm3d,
I love you, too.
It was just that I was so disappointed that you refuse to help me in my first own business I am taking. My being a secretary is a have-been, I am a businesswoman now, even if I never studied it. I feel this is the best way I can be a useful member for my society. I have to do as much as I can NOW, before I become a mother...I�m having doubts if I can ever find the right man and husband...you must know that basically I am a very unsecure personality with not too much self-esteem. I�m still only beginning to feel my way around as a competent leading person. It is very difficult because, as you know, i have not been working hard for it, i have inherited my fundings, and then God gave me the opportunity to come to meet you, which failed that time because of the stupidity of that S0lud0 person and of other persons not showing up.
Please be honest with me. Do you really love me as a friend already? I am asking because your last email made me very sad. You must know that I�m still not quite certain what my place in society will be. Actually, since September, i have been unemployed, living high sometimes, helped my parents, tried to send you money when you desperately needed it. I do not want to peek what you might have done with it. You sounded so desperated so I decided to take it from my metaphorical holiday piggy bank and gave it to be sent to you. It is still shown as collected.
This, of course, was NOT the micr0credit business funding!
At the moment we are preparing everything for the 34ter Un1v3rsity, W4yn3 M0l0tov ordered some more seats and we are thinking of a chimney for the cocktail bar room. You may know that Germany has just introduced a stupid EU law, that smoking is forbidden in restaurants where there is only one room, and allowed only in one extra room. So we are having 3 rooms now.
Can�t you really take a sign pic with our name? I would love to surprize W4yn3 and Frum9y with it, being printed and framed. Don�t you remember how much the Sch7�t3r5 loved it?

As soon as it is opened for business, I will have time, with or without Pr1nz 3rn5t-4ugu5t, to come alone, if necessary. What do you think about it, Ahm3d?

Again, I am sorry if I seem to have neglected you. Please understand I have to think of so many things now, and I won�t forget a true friend.

Good bye, and a fantastic football season to you and your friends!

Yours, CSP

That part about the anti-smoke law is true. At least one sentence of this email is true.

EDIT Answer to that^^. Not too disappointing, but not really an email to celebrate month 7 of our successful business entrepeneurship Laughing

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19:20 (Vor 26 Minuten)

Please lets put jokes aside ,i do not have anything the little i have is what am managing ,
it will take me time to be able to do this for you ,
i wished i had a digital camera .
Am sorry but this is the truth,
i like it when you said at a latter time you will choose to come with or without Prinz,
i like it . Why are you always passing the money to people to be sent to me ,may its their fault that i do not get the money, why not try sending just 50 euros ? it may come easily.
Ahm3d

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4hmed K4diri joined eater a short while agao with that username, he has been banned by Lotta, I have moved this topic from main scambaiting to here, so that's it's behind a login.

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:50 pm

... it�s all my fault. apologies to every one of you if that is even possible. i�ll be quiet for now, i feel a bit dizzy now