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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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he needs to get someone within the Singapore lad network to fake him the very passport and driver's licence that could send him down

Asiaguy may correct me, but I seriously doubt the Lad network in Singapore is that sophisticated or would dare to try something like that. Most of the Lads in Singapore are under pretty close scrutiny, helped by the fact they all hang out in one area (Mustapha store in Little India) drinking ABC Stout and trying to look like professional footballers, of which Singapore has a few from Africa.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok calls and says she may commit suicide.

Someone should email when he mentions she says this and say HOLY SHIT she almost did this when her last boyfriend dumped her - she was in the hospital for X amount of time...

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So.......am I our official drama queen now? LOL

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping clapping clapping bow_down bow_down bow_down

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! soooo good.... bow_down bow_down bow_down

i gotta say though... after all that... i'd skip the country! bugger 4my, she's such high maintenance!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG! Eliza, you are amazing!! bow_down

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping Hilarious!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was having to get on to my kid. He was literally in the floor laughing as I was doing this call. I was looking at him and motioning for him to shut up before the guy on the phone heard. LOL Then my kid almost made ME lose it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

FYI, he was asking for your "lock up number"
Eliza, I need to figure out how to nominate you for an acdemy award.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:
Then my kid almost made ME lose it.


Now that wouldn't have worked out very well! Laughing Then again, maybe 4my is crazy and has violent mood swings.... Does Eddie have any idea what he's getting into with this woman? Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Mr. Mugu - - I was VERY aware of what he was asking for. Notice I paused - I had to think quickly about what to say - - and then change the subject so I wouldn't have to give my lock up # as the only # that came to my mind was 419 and that wouldn't work. LOL If you can think of some # code that means criminal....I could say that was the code..... UGUM914?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic
this is unbelievable,

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza, another great call! If he doesn't make an ass of himself at the immigration authority lockup this time, I don't think he ever will.

And there's all this other crap to deal with:

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Dear Mr. ****** ********,
It is 2.32pm in the afternoon in Singapore..I've not heard from your respresentatives ( Barrister Ong Seng King and Chan Li )..What is going on?..Iam really worried..I look forward to your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.
***** *******.


Who'd be a lad, eh? Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the sound of burned mugu in the morning. Mods, can we make an Academy Award icon for Eliza?

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Amy, called me at about 8.33 am this morning..She was sounding as if I am not doing anything at all to get her out.. I was really touched..I couldn't control myself ..I shed tears..God knows that Iam doing the best I can to see that I get her out of there.I've searched all the nook and corner for her.I've searched for her at the Singaporean Customs and Immigration Service Headquaters at Levender..This morning when she called,She said she was at the C.P.I.B ( Corrupt Practices and Investigation Bureau) that I should come and get her out.She said that if I don't come,by tommorrow she will be transferred to the Nacortics Investigation Service..I hope you know,what that


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When I got there it was still the same old story..Now,if she is being detained by any of the security agents in Singapore..The question is,Why is she calling me with an unregistered phone number ?...Why are they hiding their from me?..I know my right..I did a little bit of international law in the university.They can keep denying me access to my fiancee. Right now,Iam pondering on going to the police station to make an entry..By tommorrow, I will go to the American Embassy in Singapore.and make a report . I 've also contacted a Singaporean lawyer that specailises on International law and Immigration related cases..He is Mr. Lee.His contact number is *******.Please endeavour to add the 00965 or +65 if you are calling from outside Singapore.His service charges are between $3500 to $5000.


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Meanwhile,right now I've run short of money..I've wasted a lot of money transportation already today..I had to hire a taxi cab to take me round.Can you send me some money through Western Union Money Transfer today?..I need to go for the indonesian visa very early tommorrow morning..I will need about $ 700 - $ 800.


I called him about 11am his time and I could swear he said he found Amy at the CPIB. He also sounded very depressed and said he "needed to go back to his hotel to figure a way out of this."

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Or here's another good nugget. This is a good example of using psycology to make him think this was all his fault.
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We just need to get her out..I won't forgive myself,if anything bad should happen to her..I blame myself for this..If I hadn't invited her to singapore in first instance,she wouldn't have falling into this mess..Good Lor..She was on her to see me..

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another 8 days to go, and already running short of money? awww.

What's this about an Indonesian visa?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another masterpiece by Eliza. There is no way that I could keep myself from busting out in laughter.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This mugu is in serious trouble.

Great phone call Eliza. Truly great.

Lockbox... is this Al Gore? (Only funny to those who saw the SNL skit)

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

mr.m, perhaps we could both promise him some more money by the weekend, so that he blows the money he has? It's not nice to think of him taking taxis. Mugus on foot are the best kind, in 35 degree heat.

Come to think of it, a few failed WU pickups would be something more to entertain him over the weekend anyway.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Works for me, I just told him there's no WU office in Batan and it would take me a few days to get him some money. No problem giving it to him though...
Now I'm begining to think of another direction to take this. Perhaps the reason that he can't find Amy is that a Triad group kidnapped her and made it look like she was arrested hmmmmmmm?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thumbs up Like it. God, what a mess. Laughing And they're demanding a ransom? That would make him chase the inheritance a little harder, too.

Only problem potentially is that he might just go to the police and say his fiancee's been kidnapped, and they might get pissed about wasting their time looking into it. Mostly with the baiters who faked it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is amazing!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Only problem potentially is that he might just go to the police and say his fiancee's been kidnapped, and they might get pissed about wasting their time looking into it. Mostly with the baiters who faked it.



You can avoid that by saying that she is being held by the police illegally and they will need to be bribed to let her go.

But not singaporean police, indonesian police... only problem is... they'll accept the bribe Surprised

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If the indonesian police accept the bribe for something they know they havnt done, does that count as scambaiting? Do you think they would string him along?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Hell yeah!

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Thailand and Indonesia, both on a grade of 8.03, shared the spot as Asia's second most corrupt nations


Yup... I don't think you have to worry about their LEOs being on the take Wink

Incidentally, Nigeria ranks 2nd worst in the world according to these rankings.

Indonesia is 6th worst equally with Kenya.

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