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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:32 am |
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Can this guy read a newspaper? Would a "Russia expresses concern over one of its citizens facing death penalty" be in order?
Anyways, excellent work all around!
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_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:12 am |
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Ok - he is on his way to the Deportation Office to pick up Amy...
Lads hate it when females cry.....
http://media.putfile.com/419-Scammer-Thinks-Amy-is-in-deportation-office |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:16 am |
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Wow, Eliza you're fantastic! Are you secretly a Hollywood actress?
Bravo! Encore!
(I loved the "it's not fair" allusion!) |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:27 am |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:44 am |
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I think the moral of this story is that love conquers all.
After ALL of that he still loves her... ooooh... how sweet
Massive props to Eliza, that was brilliant, i dont know how you kept it up, i was on the floor laughing. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:46 am |
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You was on and I was in..........................................................the floor, laughing.
How do I get in these messes? |
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x? x?
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:06 am |
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For Eliza:
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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stevie
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 18
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:54 am |
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Very nice work Eliza! Guy sounded scared out of his mind.
EDIT: Or annoyed. Either way |
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komsomol
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 277
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:49 am |
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Thumbs up, Eliza, that was truly outstanding! On that note, only women can be so devious and manipulative! By the sound of it, he's now entirely wrapped around your finger, so if you wanted him to travel to the moon, he would only ask where the moon ferry terminal was located. He's practically dead, it's just the he doesn't know yet. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:55 am |
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My God Eliza, you should be nominated for an oscar!
Just in:
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Dear Mr. **************,
Right now, it is 5.40 pm in the evening in Singapore..I've not heard from your representatives ( Chan Li and Barrister Ong King Seng )..I thought you said today was the deadline for me to sign the documents..What is the true position of things right now..Are you going to get another date extension..Iam scheduled to leave Singapore on 22nd of June, 2007.Iam really worried.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
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This is an automated response from C+L Legal Associates. Your email has been received, and will be dealt with as soon as we return to our office after the weekend.
Have a nice day!
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It's a long weekend. We're back Tuesday (or Wednesday) I think.
Meanwhile, all these inventive minds at work on our lad's misery are very welcome. mr.mugu and I had been trying to get this lad to Singapore for so long, I think we both gave up any hope of it ever happening and didn't prepare as well as we could. His trip came like a bolt out of the blue, so all ideas are welcome, particularly those that involve getting him in cuffs.
When I'm back at the office, I'll call him and tell him I need a scan of all his travel documents to send to our Singapore office, so I can establish what he has on him that's arrest worthy.
[EDIT]
This is a sure sign that desperation's setting in. He's just mailed my original baiting character's secretary, she goes right back to the start of the bait, and will elope with the crooked lawyer and the lad's money in the finale.
He's begun clutching at straws. He needs reassurance from anywhere. Nice.
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Dear ****,
Right now, Iam in Singapore waiting to finalise on the transfer of ****'s estate..***** told the deadline 11th June , 2007.Anyway,I've mailed you several occasions, but I've not been getting response from you.Is anything wrong?..We are suppose to be friends.. you know.I really miss you.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
****** *****.
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:55 am |
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Maybe the barrister showed up afterall and had an argument at the deportation office and took Amy with him - they had to leave the country immediately - and now they are in contact with some other legal representatives to figure out what to do?
So I guess he didn't get in trouble for going to the deportation office and demanding to see Amy? |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:09 pm |
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More likely he didn't even go there. He could give a shit about Amy. Trouble is, he's still expecting 7 million dollars from his inheritance, and until that bridge is burned, he ain't going near a deportation office. Willingly, anyway.
The priority now has to be what is most likely to get him busted. Even with the inheritance lost, I don't see him going anywhere risky. He appears stupid, but he's not that stupid. He wants a quick meeting, a quick handover of the cash, then a plane to Djakarta.
He must be concerned about his cash lasting now. I'd like to see him take more expensive accommodation than this hostel, and perhaps if Amy called him and told him the authorities are coming to see him at the hostel to get his side of the story, he might take off to somewhere that depletes his funds a little quicker. I'm not sure if Amy officially knows where he is or not. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:53 pm |
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amazing |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:04 pm |
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Nice one Eliza, even I felt bad for you |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:19 pm |
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Iam scheduled to leave Singapore on 22nd of June, 2007 |
Isn't he supposed to be leaving with you to sail to some baltic state?!
Maybe you can WU him some expenses that end up in malaysia?
or if you really want to have fun:
I say you lure him into indonesia and convince him to try to get to australia with the asylum seekers on a boat on the torres strait. that will guarantee him a minimum 18 months in an Australian detention centre, or eaten alive by sharks in the strait.
Failing that, send him to cambodia... why? i dunno... why not?
really looking forward to hearing more on this one! well done guys, awesome effort. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:33 pm |
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Eliza, you are a genius!!!
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:56 pm |
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Did he ever "go to the boat?" |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:57 pm |
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^^^^ Eliza, that was FANTASTIC. I know we have him hooked now.
As PS said, this lad suddenly going to Singapore hit us like a bolt from the blue. I've been trying to get him to just sell his car or take out a loan for the money to fly there for quite some time and was fairly convinced that he would never commit to going.
@Dr. X, I've been thinking about a Straits Times article, but I want to wait until he can't get hold of a real paper. He's pretty stupid, but maybe not that stupid. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:14 pm |
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This is good stuff. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:33 pm |
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FireWyrm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 213
Location: Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:57 pm |
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Absolutely fantastic, you are an inspiration to us all... |
_________________ Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
"SCHOOLS FOR THE DEAF/DUMPS" - Frank
"I will not live long since my ailment has defiled all forms of medical treatment" - Victoria
PLEASE IGNORE ANY FURTHER MESSAGE FROM CHARLES OR WHATEVER FOR GOODNESS SAKE.!!! - FRANK AGAIN
so how do you want me to beat trust in you now??? (I think I've annoyed him - Frank again)
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stevie
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 18
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:21 pm |
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I say have him outside when you or your associate are supposed to meet him and to know its him, have him smoking a cig or something. Anything that's illegal in Singapore. |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:27 pm |
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This is great work @Eliza.
I see his 30 day Visa has been greatly reduced by his Johor Baru safari.
He's now down to 10 days.
Now...try and get him on the ferry from Singapore to Batam, Indonesia.
It is available at the terminal. The taxi will cost him $50, thee ferry $50 and his entry into Indonesia will cost him $25.
Also, it will result in his Visa being whacked again.
I would do it myself but it will open the US$7 million can of worms if Barrister @Ong calls him. He will want to talk business and as @Mugu stated, the law firm is on a long weekend break.
PM me if you want a good story to get him over to Batam. I will also give you all the details about the ferry and all the fun the Lad can have in Batam.
P.S. The Lad has my disposable pre-paid card number via Singapore local call display. I called him Saturday and Sunday and now my phone is just humming.... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:38 pm |
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Straits Times article |
Don't do that.
It's the only paper in town.
Not only that but they don't do stories about those being held, only those convicted.
Do a @Jakarta Post or a @Bangkok Post story.
(@Bangkok Post will be very credible since @Amy arrived from Bangkok)
That will be just as credible and the Lad won't be able to get a real copy. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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