Third Anniversary Safari - (Video p. 63)

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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:33 pm

@Juan - That's a pretty funny letter by Ed there. "have the wank continued" "huge amount of monkey" Laughing

@Eliza - The e-mail you got is funny for a whole different reason. Ed does have a point about those damn cafes.

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:05 pm

I'm exhausted now. I've spent every spare minute of the past 3 days reading this one single thread. I think my eyes are about to fall out.

Ed wrote:

After buying the fruits and was coming back to the car he looked right and left there was no car though there was a bend and immediately he entered the toad to cross over a car came out from that very bend and that was the end of my master because he was rushed to the hospital though it was too late to save his life.

Well, I'm certainly glad he never entered the goat. Unless there's an uncensored "directors cut" of those youtube videos Laughing

But still, a toad - maybe he really needed that chilli and toothpaste mix! (On a strange, related note, I ate a raw chilli once and attempted to relieve the pain using toothpaste...)

Anyway, good stuff!

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:42 am

3d, oh, 3d. >sigh< The sun will rise, it will set, moons will pass like pickets on a fence. Flowers may blossom, and our 3d will still be pining away for 4my......

Nice work!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:56 pm

@Mustapha Sorbum - I tried to read this whole thread once...but failed. I've tried to read "the highlights" though. This lad is a legend. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:21 pm

@SH, I lost a complete afternoon reading this last August or September, and then,
hahahaha,
lost all my free time, too....

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:17 pm

Quote:

the s e v e n dra_gons may be caught but no one knew they had relatives (or rivals??) in SA - - the SA w i l d Hogs or SA safari tigers....or some other name...lol

Yeah, or a spin-off gang to avenge those who disbanded the original 7d - How about the 7 S e r p e n t s?

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:35 am

Would 3d have to "prove himself" to the 7 s e r p e n t s by doing another video, this time involving snakes?

No wait... after seeing that "semi excited" video with the goat I think it might be a bad idea to involve snakes.

I still can't believe he put chilli powder "down there". Out of everything I've ever read about a bait, I've never gone "owww!! owwww!!!" out loud when reading so much as when I read about that Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:30 pm

Here's the update.....a little carrot in front of Ed's face.....Oh I wonder if since it's been MONTHS now since he heard from Amy if he's going to take his ass to SA:

Quote:

Dear Ed,
You don't have to worry about going to pick up the package. Now that the 7 dra_gons are captured, it is safe for Amy to fly there. I think it will be a great vacation for her, too. She's got some contacts who are going to let her visit some of the diamond mines. I think it will be good for her to get away and see South Africa. She's going to leave on March 31. So, don't stress yourself about going to get the package. it's all taken care of.
Remain blessed,
Father John Black

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:13 pm

Houston: We have a problem.

Ed accused me of being an actress. I called him - will post the audio later - I ended up slapping his ass.

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:32 pm

^^^^Eliza, he knew that you and your son were extras in a film last weekend. Word travels fast!

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:25 pm

Eliza, I really, truly, look forward to hearing your chat! Thumbs up

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 30

Wow.

That's all I can say. He needs to be sent to the US.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Mar 2008 Posts: 2

This is funniest thing i have ever seen.......i have accomplished nothing at work for the last 3 days reading this.......worth every minute Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:25 am

Eagerly waiting for more, or has the bait ended somehow?

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:23 pm

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

Houston: We have a problem.

Ed accused me of being an actress. I called him - will post the audio later - I ended up slapping his ass.

Yeah, after 95 pages you can leave us hanging with that statement!!

Okay, please!? Razz

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Dec 2007 Posts: 128

Eliza. What's happened? For God's sake!!!!!

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:37 am

First of all, congratulations to all involved and to M3t1mbers for the great site. I've been reading the site frenetically in the last days and I think you have created something quite remarkable.

I copied this quote from ed somewhere in this huge thread and I think it would be great signature material : "I believe in the law of retribution.."

Regards and fingers crossed

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:21 am

Its been a month now, and I havent seen what became of Ed ....
Eliza I need closure ....... Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:19 pm

I haven�t been acive here for a longgggggggg time... and stil this bait is going on.....

can someone give a 2 sentence summary to all the places he�s been and if he�s been in jail etc... TOO many pages to read through haha Wink

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:29 pm

mami - he put mint toothpaste with chili peppers on his "dig" to make it bigger.... It's worth your read to go back.

Anyway - the update - Ed as inundated the police with all the emails and BS he's had for the past 4 years. The police got tired of hearing his shit. They told him that we are all playing with him and he's a dumbass for believing it. They told him that Amy is an actress and isn't real. He shouldn't fall for it. Someone somewhere is getting shits and giggles.

Ed dropped us all like a hot potato in the beginning of March. I'm able to get him to answer the phone. I think we should maybe post his phone number and let everyone call him and say how much they love his movies.

ED HAS NO IDEA THAT HE'S BEEN BAITED. HE JUST THINKS SOME BAD GUYS ARE "FORKING" WITH HIM AND LYING TO HIM FOR SOME REASON. HE DOES NOT KNOW - AND WE WILL NOT BE SHOWING HIM 419EATER.

He got a phone call from Amy (he will only say hello - then he doesn't talk) I think he's recording her or something. So I said...Listen Ed. Usm4n got out of jail and got in our emails. He has the videos you sent FJB and he has sent them to all kinds of people on the internet and you've also been put on the news. It's embarrassing. The Bastard has to pay for this.

Then he got an email from Usm4n this morning saying....

Quote:

HA HA HA HA HA U TINK U FORK WIT USMAN AN GO GET WAY. 9JA MAN FOOL.

DEM VIDEOS U SEN FATHER JOHN BLACK B POSTED ALL OVER INTERNET. U B SMALL BOI FOOL. OOOOOOOO MILLIONS PEOPLE SEE U N UNDERWEAR AN WIT DE GOAT BETWEEN UR LEGS. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. U LAFFING STOCK OF DE INTERNET. I SEN LINK 2 WEBSITES WIT U PICTURES AND VIDEOS 2 AMY. SHE WRITE BACK BEGGING DEM COME OFF. HA HA HA HA HA. SHE FUCKING CRYBABY HIV TOTO.

FOOLISH BOY. YOU HAVE NO FUTURE, BCOS ALL U R IS USELESS. GO BACK 2 UR MOTHER A BEG HER SO UR LIFE CAN BE MEANINGFUL 2 U .
BASTARD.OLD FOOL, PIG.
U THINK I SCARET OF SMALL BOI LIKE U?U FUCKING GONE DIE BITCH DE SECOND I SEE U.U TELL GUYS U WANT KILL ME?THEN COME ON U PUSSY BOI.I SHOOT U IN FACE SOON LOOK AT U.TELL UR MOTHER SHE NEED 2 BUY SMALL COFFIN BCOS DERE NOT GONE B MUCH LEFT OF U.

DID THAT GOAT FEEL GOOD BETWEEN UR LEGS SMALL BOI? DID U LET IT LICK UR BALLS OR DID U TRY STICK UR SMALL DIG N ITS ASS? NICE CHOICE OF GOAT. SMALL GOAT 4 SMALL DIG. HA HA HA HA HA HA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now we plan to create a website and put the videos on it (not the way they are on youtube - but in another way that makes fun of Ed) Then we will have a place to comment on the videos. We will need it to be viewed lots and lots of time and lots of comments - then we can send it to Ed. He'll think a rival gang has chopped his dollars and made a fool of him.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:58 pm

Quote:

Ed as inundated the police with all the emails and BS he's had for the past 4 years

I wonder if he was stupid enough to include his scam letters.

I can't believe he is still contactable. Great stuff Very Happy

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:36 pm

Ooh that sounds like fun! Laughing

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:12 am

Any thoughts of seeing if 3d would be interested in entering the T*W*A*T?
Chad is such a nice safari destination this time of year! Laughing

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:09 pm

This is by far one of the best baits I´ve seen.

Maybe you should incorporate a new character??

And, it might sound a little obnoxious -- but where are the pictures of 3ds blistered friend?? Cool

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

Eliza, Great to see that 3d is still around Very Happy

Thanks for keeping him on the bait Smile

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