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morbiczer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 49
Location: Budapest
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Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:39 am |
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ChocolateChip_Wookie wrote: |
If the indonesian police accept the bribe for something they know they havnt done, does that count as scambaiting? |
Even worse, it would be cashbaiting! |
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FireWyrm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 213
Location: Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
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Posted:
Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:51 am |
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Just because we're all white and shiny doesnt mean no-one else is allowed to cash bait him...no-one forces the Indonesian police to take a bribe, or keep punmping him for more. |
_________________ Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
"SCHOOLS FOR THE DEAF/DUMPS" - Frank
"I will not live long since my ailment has defiled all forms of medical treatment" - Victoria
PLEASE IGNORE ANY FURTHER MESSAGE FROM CHARLES OR WHATEVER FOR GOODNESS SAKE.!!! - FRANK AGAIN
so how do you want me to beat trust in you now??? (I think I've annoyed him - Frank again)
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:01 am |
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I wouldn't worry about it. I think it is funny, actually. I am waiting to see the outcome of his trip to the Indonesian police to rescue his, mm, fiance. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Posted:
Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:42 pm |
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Good-for-nothing so-and-so had his golldurned phone off.
Slap him for me! |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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Govinder_Singh
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
Posts: 6
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Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:53 pm |
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Can't wait to get to Indonesia! |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:31 am |
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Does Amy need to call and say that he is the only one she is able to get through to and that she's really upset but to please tell someone she's turned over to the Indonesian police? |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:09 pm |
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^^^ This might have some potential. Seems that Doug went all flashback and tried to get a bunch of people to spring Amy by force. Too bad he's not all that good and got caught by the Indonesian police trying to leave. However, Ed doesn't know this yet. His last communication with Doug was Doug telling him he had a plan and for Ed to sit back. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:45 pm |
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Also remember that his leftover days are becoming less and less; make sure he spends his money before he can leave legally. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:38 pm |
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Real life took all my time this weekend, but there's no word from him. Has he twigged, or been arrested, or what? |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:06 pm |
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Nope. He wrote me about an hour ago to see if I had gotten Amy out. So he's still at least on my hook.
Maybe I've been diverting his attention too much. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:18 pm |
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Divert away, you're keeping him happy I think I asked for more than he could deliver. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:59 am |
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Anyone knows how many days he got left to legally remain in Singapore?
He has to run out of money OR must be kept busy/with $$ in his eyes or he'll take his regular flight back. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:11 am |
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Crap! He's been mailing all along. I use Thunderbird to get my mail from the Gmail servers. All his mails were flagged as spam. I logged onto the web interface to check that this wasn't happening, and it was. The name he uses must be triggering the Gmail spam filters.
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Dear Mr. ************,
Today is tuesday,19th June 2007..I've spent close to sixteen days in Singapore..I've seen nor heard from any of your respresentatives..I will be leaving for Nigeria by 2.00am Friday 22nd June, 2007.It will not be good,if I go back to Nigeria without me signing those documents.Since,your respresentatives are finding hard to contact me..I suggest you send me their office contact address and phone number,so that I can locate them myself..I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
******* ****.
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Ah well, it caused him stress without any effort on my part. Game back on.
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Dear Mr ******
We have been extremely resticulised and conflabulatoriated here, having heard nothing from you for three days. Please endeavour to keep in touch with us at all times. I had assumed you no longer wished to claim the estate.
Onk King Seng has his offices in Malaysia, not Singapore, which is why
it is necessary for us to arrange a meeting place. I will contact him as
a matter of urgency, and advise him to arrange the meeting with you for
tomorrow or Thursday at the latest.
Have a beautiful day,
******** ********
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I was thinking about arranging the meeting at the US or UK embassies, with a new lawyer character called "Anne Thrax". As a security measure, he is to walk into the embassy, hold up a briefcase, and say the name of the lawyer. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
Last edited by PsycheDelia_Smith on Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:28 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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TurkeyTrotter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 364
Location: Sitting behind you stealing your magas
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Posted:
Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:29 am |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
I was thinking about arranging the meeting at the US or UK embassies, with a new lawyer character called "Anne Thrax". As a security measure, he is to walk into the embassy, hold up a briefcase, and say the name of the lawyer. |
Wow that is soooo gonna hurt your pet. You people have some major twisted minds, I love it LOL |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Posted:
Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:53 am |
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US Embassies have Marine guards.
So . . . after he gets gunned down. . . .
--J.D.
P.S. More seriously, he would not get past the initial guard when he states he wishes to meet an "Anne Thrax." |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:16 pm |
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Obviously, so the guard has been briefed on the security procedure. Our lad has to point to his briefcase, and say the lawyer's name quietly to the guard. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:18 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:54 pm |
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Dear Mr. ***********,
Thanks for the mail..Iam very happy to hear from you..Anyway,It is important we finish everything relating to the transfer of the inheritance before 2.00am Friday 22nd June 2007..Iam scheduled to join the flight back to Nigeria on the aforementioned date and time..It is very important you ask your respresentatives to contact me,so that I can sign the documents as soon as possible..It won't be good if I go back to Nigeria without me signing those documents.
Meanwhile, just like you promised I will be expecting to hear from your respresentative by tommorrow or at most by thursday.I hope you understand that it took us alot of time and energy to get to this stage..I will be very disappointed if I don't sign those documents before my departure.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
**************.
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Ah, don't worry son. We'll do all we can to make sure you don't go back to Nigeria. If he does escape this time. I'll have to try for a fourth anniversary trip. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:45 pm |
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Unfortunately, this 22nd he will be too busy to catch his plane, me thinks. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:01 pm |
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Well since I've been playing this off the cuff, Amy has been released. They've paid bribe money and Dougie got her out. She's ready and waiting to marry Ed.
Did I mention that she's in Thailand now? |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:14 pm |
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If you're going to get him into Thailand, can you allow him just enough time to dash back into Malaysia after leaving him in the lurch? |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Posted:
Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:49 pm |
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Any updates on the lad's travels today?
This is just an amazing bait. It's like a soap opera. I can't wait to hear what happens next |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:03 pm |
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Dear Mr. **********
Today is wednesday 20th June 2007.Rightnow,it is 9.20pm in the night.I've not heard from Barrister Onk King Seng.I will be leaving for the airport by 11.00pm tommorrow(thursday 21st June 2007) night,so as to catch up with my flight by 2.00am friday 22nd June 2007.At this point,it is very important your respresentative contact me tommorrow before the aforementioned time,so that I can sign the documents.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
**********
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I just told him the meeting with Ong King Seng will be at 9pm, over the border in Malaysia again. He decides the barrister isn't going to arrive at 10pm, and gets the bus back, panicking about missing his flight into the bargain. At 11:30 pm, Ong King Seng's secretary phones him, to say they are waiting for him at the hotel.
Mr.mugu, how does that fit into his diary with you? |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
Last edited by PsycheDelia_Smith on Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:14 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:14 pm |
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PDS - - I got a PM from Mr. Mugu - he has asked me to call the lad Thursday afternoon - and tell him that he is to meet me on a boat - the same one where he was to go before. I am going to flirt with him on the phone and get a little dirty - - you know - the phone sex stuff I'm good at with the lad - making him think we are about to really be together and I am so hot and ready for him.....so then he is to meet me at the boat - and well - ---- there will be another problem.
So maybe your lawyer is going to be on a flight to Thailand to meet Amy and this guy??? Or en-route some other way? So you can continue your part of getting him to sign the papers - and it will work out with Mr. Mugu's idea to get him stranded - - so both of you have him going in the same direction? |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:16 pm |
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So he's definitely going to Thailand? No probs. If he says he can't make that time and place, I'll ask him where he can make it, and when. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
Last edited by PsycheDelia_Smith on Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:29 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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