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Eliza_Doolittle
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

fyi - no time to check my emails or play cat and mouse with ed.

grandma died last night - funeral is christmas eve at 2:00 p.m.

So I'll be back to check on ed in a few days - - he hasn't heard anything from Amy in DAYS. He must be so worried - lol

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh boy. Sad Condolences from here Eliza. Try to keep your chin up. Ed'll keep.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry to hear that Eliza. Take care of what you need to do. I'm sure Ed will be paranoid while you're gone Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's Ed's medical report for the judge. Ed being Ed, he's screwed it up already. The report is from a Women's clinic. No doubt that's where he stole the headed paper from. (Actually, he clearly faked the whole thing). I'll let him wonder if he got his new hearing date for a week or so past the deadline.


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took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

love the use of 'will' on a post dated document.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My condolences, Eliza. Sad

@PDS: I love the "doctor's" comment that Ed will be "indispensable"...

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sorry to hear that Eliza Sad

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:
@PDS: I love the "doctor's" comment that Ed will be "indispensable"...


I would happen to agree with that. The entertainment level he provides indispensable.

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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The diagnosis itself is wrong, though. He's suffering from baitus totalius fukduppus.

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took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Got a few min right now - waiting to go to the funeral home for the viewing.

So I checked my mail - - Congrats to us - we have a "fake" safari. Ed "says" he's in Abuja taking care of business because UB sent him an email. He whines and complains to FJB.... His IP comes up as Port Harcourt.

Do you think a lad would lie????? Laughing

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Compliment of the season..regards Amy,I was beginning to get really worried about her.I've been sending her mails..I was worried because I've not gotten any response to her.
I want to also use this opportunity to thank you for taking her to the rehabilitation centre.Iam really grateful..May the good lord continue to bless and protect you and the entire member of your congregation.Please,endeavour to keep me abrest with Amy's progress in the rehabilitation centre.Please,ask her to call or email,as soon as she can.However,I got another mail from Usman..Below is an extract from the mail..

di bois - dey bi come see u after holiday.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ha ha ha ha ha U run u fool. I smell u mama toto after u forked her. What a shame ur mama rotten toto smell so bad u bake sour dough bread wit it an cook it by opening her toto wide like oven - shutting her legs an warming it up by forking her in ass. U nasty peace of shit!
Mery Xmas shit stick


Yesterday and today was a public holiday in Nigeria.The moslems are celebrating their SALAH..Anyway,Iam not that bother about Usman and his threats.I don't have time for his gimmicks.Right now,Iam in Abuja.I went to make some enquiries ..I've not finished,because of the public holidays.I want you to investigating,there is an insider providing them with information.Please,extend my greetings to Amy.For now,I've to run..I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.


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How are is Amy doing?..Iam really worried about her..I find hard to sleep at night..Iam restless..I feel empty inside me..I can't get myself together..All I think about is her..Iam missing her..How is she responding to treatment?..Ask Amy to pray and read the Holy Bible always.I believe God will see us through..There is nothing impossible with God..He is able..He never fails.Please,keep me updated with her progress..It is 1.54am..I've to go and pray.I look forward to your urgent response.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is that insult mail from a baiter, or is it from one of the Port Harcourt lads whose cages I rattled on his behalf? Wink I mentioned their mothers in the mails "from" Ed. Either way, nice of him to share those with us.

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sent it to him from UB

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Doolittle,

My condolences on your grandmothers death.

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I smell u mama toto after u forked her. What a shame ur mama rotten toto smell so bad u bake sour dough bread wit it an cook it by opening her toto wide like oven - shutting her legs an warming it up by forking her in ass. U nasty peace of shit!

I love UBs taunting email. I wonder if 3d knows what sour dough bread is.... see? The wonderful world of baiting is helping to educate our stupid 3d!

Well, merry Christmas!

Doc

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza, sorry for your loss! Sad

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry to hear about your grand Eliza...

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He seems to think lawyers work christmas day...

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Happy Chrismas and a Prosperous New Year.
I hope by now..You must have gotten the medical report..Did you manage to get the date extension from the court?..Iam really worried..Please, keep me updated with the latest developments.May the good lord continue to bless you and your entire family..I look forward to your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.



To my surprise, he also mailed "Rosa", another character from a couple years back in the bait. She was 'Jack's' secretary, and she and 'Jack' had a brief fling. A child came out of this illicit affair, and since 'Jack' was married already, the child was adopted. I was going to produce the kid at some time to chop Ed's dollar at the last minute, but the bait seems to be almost self-perpetuating, and keeps taking different twists and turns. That's what seems to happen after you've had a lad for a while.

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Dear Mrs.,
Merry Chrismas and a Prosperous New Year..How was the Chrismas?..I hope it was swell?..I've not heard from you for quite sometime..I've sent you mails on several occasion,but you seems to be responding to my mails.We were suppose to be good friends..right..Why are you not responding to my mails?..Iam really missing you.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
.



Rosa's never given Ed the idea she was a 'good friend' to him, although he's tried to work his er... charm on her in the past, perhaps thinking himself irresistable to western women. She was the secretary at the pie company, that's all. I guess he's trying to build bridges for his visit to the USA again. Smile

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Amy's jealous!

What if ROSA had become friends with Amy - - and while Amy is in the rehabilitation center this Christmas - Rosa had come to see her and brought along a copy of that email.

LOL - - Can we?????? Or you want me to not say a word and not get pissed off and fall deeper into a depression?????????

I could have FJB shoot an email tomorrow to say that he has news - Amy's in the hospital - she tried to commit suicide on Christmas day. Say he's not sure what happened but some woman came to visit her and she was crying afterward and then a few hours later, she tried to commit suicide.

Then as days progress - he can find out that his email got back to her - - And we can get George to call Ed and ask him what the fuck he's doing to her...why he keeps causing her psychological pain.

Amy can finally call Ed and say she's tired of this shit and he MUST get here to marry her soon or she's going to just become a nun.

What do you think?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds good to me, Rosa and Honey (Ed's previous fiancee) were pretty close friends, so Ed might tread carefully. He certainly won't want Rosa to know he's engaged to Amy. Rosa will come on to Ed a bit, just enough so he professes his undying love to her, then Amy can find out. Sound ok?

This could even lead to Amy killing Rosa and asking for Ed's help to get out of the country later.

Jesus, what a tangled web we're weaving. Laughing This should do it, short and to the point.
Quote:

Oh, hi Edward, how's things with you?

Sorry I haven't gotten back to you before. To be honest, I've been having a hell of a bad time here. I fell for this guy see...he promised me the world, and gave me bognor...to be honest with you, my whole world has fallen apart since last September, when he ran away with Pearl, the palmist from Camberwick Green...I feel like my heart has been ripped out and roughly shoved into my chuff.

I spend most of the time crying now, I had such a lonely christmas. Who would want me?

Hope you had a swell time.

Love

Rosa


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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok so I won't pull the whole crying thing right now - I'll let Ed work up some chemistry with Rosa - then pretend to find out - and the waterworks will come.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello there,

Superb baiting!!!! I have learnt a lot by reading it and also had a lot of fun.


It sure is a productivity killer. Once you start reading it you cant do anything else.

Question: What if 4my doesn't say anything about Rosa until we have 3d safely in Bahamas?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm stunned,

haven't finished reading all this yet, but i'm veeeery much looking forward to.

once again i have to say i'm stunned - at how long you've strung him allong (and how far - yet) and at just how gullable he must be.

congrats to all concerned - truly inspirational.

hugs and kisses, K

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ed came through with the visa application form, all 55 handwritten pages. Very Happy It cost him $82 to Fedex them to the US. I just spoofed an email to him from [email protected]:

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Dear Applicant:

Thank you for submitting your visa application to this office. Your application has been REJECTED for the following reason(s):

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>>APPLICATION FILLED OUT IN PENCIL RATHER THAN BLACK INK AS SPECIFIED BY REGULATION 240A, SUBSECTION 49, PARAGRAPH 12 (REVISED 5/15/07).<<
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Please resubmit your application with error(s) corrected.

Sincerely yours,
Ronald J. Reynolds
Director
Homeland Security: Visa Division
Pacific Northwest Processing Center



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Poor Ed. Sad Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Juan, you're evil incarnate!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^
Thanks for the compliment! Very Happy

I just now got an email from Ed, he received the spoofed mail and wants my character's advice:

Ed wrote:
I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM THE IMMIGRATION OFFICE TODAY.MY APPLICATION WAS REJECTED,BECAUSE IT WAS FILLED IN PENCIL..I WAS ASKED TO RE-FILL THE FORMS IN BLACK INK AND RE-SUBMIT..THE QUESTION IS WILL I BE ABLE TO MEET UP BEFORE THE DEADLINE..OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN.. Laughing HOW WILL THIS BE POSSIBLE.WHAT DO YOU ADVISE I DO.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
ANYAEJI EDWARD SMITH.


Well, Homeland Security is requring new forms as of January 1st, so of course he doesn't have time. Shall we waive the deadline and allow him to fill in Peanut's form yet again, this time in ink, and Fedex that to the US? After all he did get the initial form into the offices in time, maybe a waiver could be extended as a result. Or perhaps Peanut would like to draw up an even more insidious application form, maybe 100 pages this time?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^2 week extension, should be plenty of time.

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