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Hamster
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Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:25 pm |
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I'm still amazed this is going on and becoming more convoluted. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:23 am |
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HAYWOOD JABLOWME wrote: |
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[quote="PsycheDelia_SmithThe document to be printed should consist mainly garbage, preferably a text encrypted via PGP, except for some headings. These should read "Paya Lebar", "Sembawang", "Changi Naval Base" and "COMLOG WESTPAC". |
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I can't find that post from kom anywhere. Perhaps it's getting late here or something. ![Confused](images/smiles/icon_confused.gif) |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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Eliza_Doolittle
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Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:38 am |
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PDS - I THINK that it was written after you had mentioned sending a "secret code" to Ed in email. Then I had said something about telling him it was something that had to be decrypted with a code - and that's what you had been planning - so the other poster thought it would be funny, too and was telling you some kinds of codes to copy and paste into the email to confuse Ed. |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:43 am |
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Ah, ok. When a thread gets to over 70 pages, it gets harder to find individual posts ![Confused](images/smiles/icon_confused.gif) |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:43 pm |
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I've snipped a bit from this mail just in from our man in Port Harcourt.
In future, any lad who is completely reverse-conned and up past his neck in the ensuing shit in this way ought to be known as an "Ed".
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Dear Mr. ************
How are you today?..How far have you gone with the singaporean authority.Remember,my girlfriend asked me to contact a preacher man called Father John Black.For the past couple of weeks I've been trying to convince him.I was made go through a security video conversation for them to believe my story.They finally agreed to help me get my girlfriend out.He seems to specialise in this kind of case.Since he started working on this case he managed to dig out some astonishing facts about the seven dragon group and my girlfriend.Below is a brief history on the seven dragons:
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Dear Ed,
I've confirmed the existence of the 7 Dragons. They are a gang that began in Nigeria and have branched out all over the world. There are so many criminals that work for the 7 Dragons on many levels. It is speculated that these people are responsible for many deaths, but they seem to always slip away, and when members are caught, they are too afraid to talk about the where abouts of other members and have often committed suicide instead of speaking! How in the world did you and Amy manage to get yourselves associated with this group? Where did you meet them?
From what I have found out, they own many internet cafes in Nigeria, so I would be very careful about sending out emails from cafes or using internet phones! They also pay other owners of internet cafes to get information from people they call guymen. These people called guymen do 419 scams in the cafes and report to men called ogas. The 7 Dragons infiltrate the computer systems to find out who the maye (victims) are and then they go "Chop the dollars" of the "mugu" (fool) guymen. In a way, it's kind of funny to see that there are people out there scamming the scammers, but on the other hand, this group is very dangerous and very deadly. We have to keep our ears to the ground and eyes on the lookout at all times!.
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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dr stephen williams
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Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:59 pm |
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SDS,
You sure did an Ed on poor Ed. You just made my Saturday....
Have a great weekend!
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
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Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:30 pm |
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Well, he has totally swallowed the bait - I think he's already digested the hook, line, and sinker, and it's now hanging out his ass (sorry to be so graphic - but this is just how hooked Ed seems to be)
To the priest....
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Thanks for the mail..I really impressed with your findings.I will get back to you very soon.Please,keep me updated with your findings.I will address the question raised in this mail in my next mail.I look forward to your response.
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Now if we can slowly work to get him to get that tattoo:
B8 Ed
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
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mr. mugu
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Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:42 pm |
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So Ed is the lad that done almost everything. He's traveled, we have photos and videos of him, and I'll bet he gets that tattoo. I've been trying to think what cons he hasn't completed yet. The only thing I can think of is a carving. I'm wondering if Usman should tell him that, to start, he needs to make a carving of George (I sent him the picture) in order for Usman to send it to Ozzi. Then maybe Usman will think about what else he needs to do to get Amy back. |
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(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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dr stephen williams
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Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:45 pm |
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Carvings, then tattoos, then... don't forget, Bahamas! Send him to Bahamas for the rendesvous with Amy!
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Jaime_Lannister
Not quite a Newb
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Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:51 pm |
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Send him to the Netherlands. Get him to Emmen and then on bus 74 to the AZC (That's a refugee center) in Ter Apel.
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:55 am |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
Now if we can slowly work to get him to get that tattoo: |
Well, somehow the Swiss Guards must recognize him when they storm the hideout. It would be very unfortunate when 3d dies from friendly fire while his mistress is being rescued. So the tattoo must be on a place from where it is perfectly visible and he must use a special ink that makes it appear in night vision goggles. Any idea what to use?
Oh hell, this stuff already exists (sort of): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UV_tattoo
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:44 pm |
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dr stephen williams
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:58 pm |
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Updates? Please?
Pretty please? |
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Bam-Skater
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:33 am |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
PDS - I THINK that it was written after you had mentioned sending a "secret code" to Ed in email. Then I had said something about telling him it was something that had to be decrypted with a code - and that's what you had been planning - so the other poster thought it would be funny, too and was telling you some kinds of codes to copy and paste into the email to confuse Ed. |
It was documents that 3d needed to have on him when he went to cross a border/rescue Amy/something like that and put him in a whole world of sh!t with the S/pore authorities. The wording was going to be in Chinese(?) characters so he couldn't understand it.
I think!
Spectacular stuff by the way! I showed it to my Brother the other night and he was still reading through it all hours later pi$$ing himself.
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Eliza_Doolittle
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:35 pm |
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Ed wrote a book this morning.......so many brain cells went into this!
Plus it answers some questions as to what Ed has been thinking.....
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Thanks for the mail..Iam quite impressed with your findings about the .Sequel to the question raised in the mail..Since my days in the university in Nigeria.I've never come in contact with any secret organisation that bears that name..During my school days I was a member of the student anti-cult organisation.The anti-cult organisation was created by the school authority to check the raise in the activities of secret cult activities within the school environ.Our duties was to identify these student cultist and monitor their activites in and off campus..If necessaary arrest maybe made..we also organise anti-cultisim seminars in campuses,with the aim of discouraging students from joining secret cults.There maybe more than fifty different type secret cult that operate in the Nigerian universities.They are very deadily and dangerous..Some have high government officials as their patron.The activities of these cult groups have led to lost of many lives and properties in and around the nigeria unversities
campuses.
Iam also aware that the scourge of internet fraud is on the raise in Nigeria and its neighbouring west african countries.Among the youths,it is the fastest way to wealth..Though the government have set up different anti-corruption body to fight this scourge.But still this scourge is still on the raise..Maybe I will say they are not sincere in their fight against corruption.They are like paying lip service to it..I only came to know this group called after Amy was kidnapped.When Amy was Lithuania She was working with an uncle that owns a courier company in vilnus,lithuania.She was always travelling to different part of the world..Few weeks before I came to Singapore,she told me she was arrested in Estonia because the authority's found drugs on her..I was really mad with her..She said somebody was trying to set her up..Now,why will some one try to set her up?..What did she do?..She
told me that there was a mob group that is draging territories with her uncle..A week after her uncle managed to get the person that set Amy up.The guy was a Nigeria..I remember I was asked to interpret something the guy wrote in one of our native dialects.Later I was made to understand that the guy committed to sucide.I was sent an extract from a local newspaper in lithuania.At that point,there were many permutations in going through my head.Somebody was using Amy as drug mule without her knowledge.I asked her to stop travelling for the moment until I come over to lithunia.Her American passport was confiscated.She had to get another passport bearing another name()..When I was leaving for Singapore.I didn't want to tell her..I wanted it to be a surprise to her.In my second day in Singapore.I told her I was in Singapore.I invited her over to singapore,so that we can spend sometime together before embarking on our long trip to lithuania.She was arrested on arrival in singapore.She was arrested in the airport.I was actually at the airport to pick her up..Somebody called me and told me that Amy had problem coming into singapore.She was actually detained..She was allowed to call me in her detention.But the Singaporean Immigration never allowed me to see.I tried the best I could,but all to
no avail.However,she was left off the hook through her uncle's contact in Singapore.I was relief to know that she was freed and taken to Phuket,Thailand.
I was supposed to join her Phuket all my attempts to get over to phuket was negative.Out of fustration Amy had to take the risk of coming over to Singapore via malaysia to get me,before she was kidnapped.As it stands now,they know where I live in Port Harcourt.They know where I was working..I had to relocate to another city.I left my job.Right now,I don't have a job.Still I don't feel safe..I live in fear.This seven dragon group killed two people in their bid to rescue Amy in malaysia..They will do the same to me..They know Iam threat to them..They know I will never stop until I get Amy back.I guess by now,they've send out scouts after me..At this point,what can you do to protect me?..I tried contacting the man Amy asked me to warn,but his phone seems to be switched off.As regards the seven dragons,I believe they infiltrate computer to scan people mails,because anytime I send them mail they seems to know the name of the cybercafe I sent the mail from..Anyway,you've not sent me the photograph and Phone number I requested from you..Why are you finding it difficult to sent them to me?..I look forward to your response.
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:51 pm |
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Too bad they did not have "anti-fraud" organizations at his university. . . .
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Eliza_Doolittle
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:55 pm |
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I talked to Ed this morning
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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mr. mugu
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:16 pm |
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Well, just as I was about to send him a missive from Usman, I find Usman has three emails. The first two were similar to what I posted before, but this one is pretty funny:
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Sequel to my last mail..What do you want in exchange for
my fiancee(AMY)?..How much do you want?.. I know you are doing all
this because of money..Iam sorry for the troubles I've caused you all
this while..I love Amy and I want her back..It is important we settle
this like gentlemen.You are a Nigerian..Iam a Nigerian..There is no
point killing hunting for one another..you know..There is no point in
it..
The earlier you accept my offer the better for you..Think about
your future and the future of your organisation..I will advise you to
not draw the battle line..Iam not willing to go into any fight with
you.All I want from you is my girl..I beg you in the name of
God..Brotha..give this a second thought..we can settle this
amicably..there is no big deal..Anyway,there is something I like about
you..You always keep your promise..You are just like me..Keep it
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So Usman decides to respond. Yeah, yeah, I know, I was going to drop him, but he is the lad that keeps on giving and I figure that this is the best chance to get a carving:
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I laugh broda, what happened to all your hommies?
(I am pretty sure this is his real name),you are my favorite kind of maga. A stupid maga. Brother, look at the guy to the right of you. Now look at the brother to the left of you. One of them is my man. The 7 Dragons is all over Nigeria and the world. What do you mean you are not a scammer? How much you going to get for scamming Honey? Brotha, you know you did nothing for that money except promise to marry her and you promised to marry Amy at the same time. And while Amy was in Thailand, you continued to try to scam Ozzi claiming that it would cost you thousands to get there. I know brotha because I read all of Amy's and Doug's email to you, you also have way too big a mouth. That's how we found out about Honey.
I give you a very small job to see if you can do it. I want to send Ozzi a gift to show him how much I own him. Have someone make a wood carving of that picture of George you got and take a picture for me. I will give you an address to a safe house in Germany to send it to and I will make sure that Ozzi gets it. Then I will tell you where Amy is getting married. That f**k Fahdid did not give me the brideprice I asked for because she was not in perfect condition, so f**k him. But hurry brother, she get married soon and time is not in your favor. |
Edit: Lol Eliza, unless I missed something, he expects the kidnapped Amy to just find a payphone somewhere? |
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After reading 3d's thoughts, you have to wonder how he can suspend reality so far to believe that this is all real. But, as has been pointed out numerous times, he has so much invested in this, he doesn't want to believe anything else. Still, his request for the picture and phone number of Fr. JB suggests he has some reservations.
Extremely interesting. Almost a sociological laboratory. GREAT WORK ALL! |
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The may require a tattoo as final demonstration of contrition . . . or something.
If he does that, they will wrest 4my from the control of Whomever.
This is after the carving and safari to Bermuda of course. . . .
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I got NO work done today haha and neiother did my boss we were both in tears of laughter all day !!!!!
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^^^^It is all part of Shiv's Masterful Plan [Tm--Ed.] to cause economic ruin in the Former Colonies.
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P.S. Welcome to the forums!
P.P.S. Two drink minimum. . . .
P.P.P.S. About 10 pages back, with 3d running about Singapore, I rather thought "it cannot get worse for him!" |
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^^^ And then we have him running around with goats in his underwear ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
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"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
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Sorry about being absent for the most part over the past 4-5 days. I've had other things on my plate.
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Since 3d really wants to know how much they want, can he be convinced to leave a few $ in a paper bag somewhere ? |
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