kill an eye, ric! (eric killaney)

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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 8:55 pm

I like this tard's e mail address!

>From: [email protected]
>Subject: APPEAL.
>Date: Mon, 14 Jun 2004 14:24:03 +0200
>
>Dear sir,
>Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business
>relationshipwith you , I must not hesitate to confide in you for this
>simple and sincere business . I got your contact from South African
>information exchange(S.AI.E)
>
>I am ERIC KILLANEY the only son of late Mr.and Mrs. DIKKO KILLANEY. I
>alsohave a youger sister. My father was a very wealthy gold merchant in
>Johannesburg , the economic capital of South African , my father
>waspoisoned to dearth by his business associates on one of their outings
>on abusiness trip .My mother died after given birtto my younger and
>since thenmy father took me and my sister so special. Before the death
>of my fatheron Novenmber 2003 in a private hospital here inJohannesburg
>he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of
>Twenty Six million United State Dollars. USD($26,000) leftin fixed /
>suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Jonnesburgthat he used
>my name as his only son for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund.
>He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was
>poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign
>partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and
>use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel
>management .
>
>Dear , I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:(1)
>To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to
>.(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 22years.(3) To
>make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my
>education and to secure a resident permit in your country.
>
>Moreover, dear i am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as
>compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this
>fund into your nominated account overseas. Furthermore, you indicate
>your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction
>would be concluded within fourteen(14)days signify by calling me on the
>below number or send mail for more details. Anticipatingto hear from you
>soon. Thanks and God bless. Best regards, ERIC KILLANEY ALTERNATIVE
>EMAIL:[email protected]
>

OKEY DOKEY, THEN, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO WITH THIS GUY...

dEar kill an eye, ric

I think this sounds like a great deal, and I sure will help you, boy howdy. I am drinking absinthe right now so don't mind me. But please, send me the deatails. Now.
Your buddy in Christ
Hugh G Rection

I GET A NICE LITTLE REPLY....

>From: [email protected]
>To: "Dr Hugh G. Rection" <>
>Subject: RE: APPEAL.
>Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 17:36:50 +0200
>
>Hello Sir
>
>thanks very much for your response.please sir i would like you to send me
>your telephone number so that i can speak to you then we can discuss more
>better.
>
>Awaits your response.
>
>Have a nice day.
>
>Eric Killaney.
>
>

ALRIGHTY THEN, LET ME MESS WITH HIM A BIT...

dear eric cornhole,

i don't know, i'm suspicious about giving my number to strangers. let's stick to e mail for now till i get to know you better my bumboclot.

hughie g rection

OOH, HOW NICE, I GET A REPLY:

>From: [email protected]
>To: "Dr Hugh G. Rection" <>
>Subject: RE: APPEAL.
>Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 15:00:57 +0200
>
>Hello hugh
>
>Thanks for your mail.well we can continue on email as you suggested but
>i want to inform you that if am a cornhole you are a stupid fellow.
>
>Stupidass,
>
>Eric.

Shocked

OUCH! HAHAH METHINKS I GOT YON MUGU A WEE BIT UPSET!

OKAY, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN COME UP WITH AS A RESPONSE:

Dear Eric,

Hahahah! You have passed the test! I was hoping to find a business partner who has spirit and a great sense of humor, and I see that you have both. That is great! I truly admire that in a man, and I sense from you honesty and integrity. So, please e mail me the details so we can go on with this deal.

Thanks assynipple! (Just kidding! Hahaha)

Hugh G Rection

I await with baited (or baiting?) breath for his letter....

>From : <[email protected]>
>Sent : Saturday, June 19, 2004 11:59 AM
>To : "Dr Hugh G. Rection" <>
>Subject : RE: APPEAL.

| | | Inbox

>Hello Dr Hugh G. Rection

>please you know that you are playing with my life so i would say if you
>are not serious to assist us please forget us so we can look for another
>person who will be serious to assist us.but if you feel you can then send
>me your full details including your TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS so i >can call
>you for us to discuss please then i can introduce you to my late fathers
>ATTONERY whom will give you further instructions on the transaction.

>Awaits your response.

>Have a nice day.

>Eric Killaney.

Sheesshh....grouchy, pompous little bugger, isn't he?
To be continued...? Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:31 pm

i reply...

Hello Eric,

Now don't get all grouchy on me, fella. Sure, I'll do business with you, but why the hell do I need to talk to your attorney by phone? Just write me all the details, and e mail me all necessary documentation. I'll be getting a fax in a few days, so if anything needs to be faxed, you can do it then. Now cheer up, grumpy, I'm here to help.

Regards,
Hugh

mugu replies:

>From: [email protected]
>To: "Dr Hugh G. Rection" <>
>Subject: RE: APPEAL.
>Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 18:20:03 +0200
>
>
>Hello Sir
>
>Thanks for your mail.well it is fine you know whom you are dealing with
>and by right there should be oral communication in any business venture
>so i feel it will be right if you get your telephone so the Attorney speaks
>with you to establish the fact that he is handling over the particulars
>of my late father into your care.
>Also go ahead and get the fax then send the number along.
>
>Awaits your response.
>
>Have a nice day.
>
>Eric Killaney.
>
>
>
>
>
>

well, i'm gonna be difficult

Heya,

Well I don't like lawyers, ever since I got screwed over by my lawyer and ended up paying a lot of money and enduring a horrible scandal! It was just awful! So tell me what the deal is, dude.
Hugh

let's see how the pompous mugu reacts! To be continued...?

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:37 am

mugu boy replies:

>From: [email protected]
>To: "Dr Hugh G. Rection" <>
>Subject: RE: APPEAL.
>Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 15:56:53 +0200
>
>hello sir,
>
>please i want you to know that by law all the necessary documents for the
>release and transfer will be done by the lawyer so you make up your mind
>now because you must work with him for this transaction to be successful
>ok.
>
>Regards,
>
>Eric.
>

Hmmmph, we'll see about that!

hi,

well, eric, I'll work with the bugger but I hate talking to people on the phone, especially foreigners because I can't make heads or tails out of what they are saying. Well, it would be better if everyone was American by God. OK So let me e mail the barrister and I hope he isn't a crook.

Regards,
HuGH

Let's see how he likes THAT arrogant response! Razz

To be continued, I hope!

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:39 pm

I get a curt response from eric cornhole:

From : <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, June 23, 2004 7:53 AM
To : "Dr Hugh G. Rection" <>
Subject : RE: APPEAL.

| | | Inbox

Hello sir,

please i am not comfortable with what is going on ok if you can't assists
us then we forget it.how can you say that my Attorney cannot speak english
because he is not american well i can see you are only joking with me so
forget about it and please don't mail me again.

Eric.

Well, I never! I'm bored with this douchebag, so I'm going to cut him shoirt. My final reply to him: WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE! Embarassed

Dear Cornhole-licker,
You are a dumb mugu. I would like to kick your ass 419 times. There is no money, and you know that. You are a fraud, a penis licker, and very gay. You let French men bugger you in the ass. You are a trickster, and you won't get any money out of me. I have reported your e mail address to the proper authorities, mugu!
Fuck you,
Hugh

WELL THAT'S THAT! I DOUBT HE'LL WRITE ME AGAIN. SIGHHH, WIN SOME, LOSE SOME.

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