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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:59 pm |
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Does my lad thinks he's a rapper or something? This is after three weeks of fairly ungrammatical English but all straight and business-like (business-like within the boundaries of Ladspeak). Anyway, I've just received at the start of an email. Note the penultimate para:
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Dear XXXXXXXXX,
How are you doing today?
here is the content of your package.
PACKAGE COLOUR: Brown
WEIGHT: 0.5 kgram
CONTENT: cert. documents/lottery cheque
WINNING CATEGORY #:Two(2) West Africa.
RECIPIENTS ADDRESS:
DELIVERY DURATION: 1 (one) working Days after date of payment recieved.
Do not be afraid nor be misdated, for the Lord your God is with you every where you go. in life if you aspire to acquire the desire you acquire, then you fire and it backs fire, don�t retire but retire to acquire the desire you acquire.
I got your e-mail and the content is well noted and understood. |
All it needed was his oga doing some beatboxing in the background and it would be perfect. |
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"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Twisty_Thinker
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Posts: 7
Location: Up the tree, behind the squirrel
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:04 pm |
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Set to a little music (don't know if it is possible??) surely that would make a great sig?? |
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JMRazor
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Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Location: Yes
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:05 pm |
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That's great. I think you should require him to fire off all of his emails in rhyme or else the consequences could be dire! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:46 pm |
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Pure poetry. Mr Wordsworth would be proud of that. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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icrighthruU
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Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:57 pm |
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Tell him to give you a ring ring to discuss the bling bling
nothin' personal, it's just'a binness'thing thing.
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:07 pm |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
Pure poetry. Mr Wordsworth would be proud of that. |
I've replied to him and asked him if the poetry he quoted was by Wordsworth or Keats. I've told him I vaguely recognize the poem but it's slipped my mind which one exactly. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:30 pm |
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His response today:
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THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND AS FOR THE POET I READ WHEN I WAS IN MY UNIVERSITY I CANT RECALL THE WRITER THANKS. |
So, it could actually be Wordsworth. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:21 pm |
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If it is Wordsworth tell your lad you want a picture of him with a daffodil blossoming out of his arse, also holding a sign saying "I wondered lonely as a cloud". |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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johnnyorange
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
Posts: 61
Location: It were all coalmines around here when I were a lad.
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:31 pm |
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if you aspire to acquire the desire you acquire, then you fire and it backs fire, don�t retire but retire to acquire the desire you acquire. |
Eerily familiar.
Otterfan - PM is on its way. You could have a lot of fun with this one. |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:45 pm |
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If the Glove does not Fit, You must AQUIT!
Anyone ever watch Princess Bride? |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:36 pm |
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He is as mad as a box of frogs....
Can I have him when you've finished with him.... |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:38 pm |
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Everyone should have him, he's lovely.
I thought he'd dropped me last week and I put a link to the bait-so-far in the Published Work forum. I keep the PDF updated, so if you find my post with the "Personal best with a lotto lad..." title (or something very similar) then you can read the whole thing so far. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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