Meeting of TWAT lads

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:56 am

Silence for this long can only mean the video is currently being uploaded via 33.2 Kbps modem........

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:28 am

UPDATE:

The meeting of the mugus has taken place and now there seems to be some confusion in Port Harcourt Laughing

From TWAT #1:

Quote:

Rigth now, Isreal is now telling me that he is not the one that was suppose to bring those items and that he is just a member that TWAT is trying to establish like me. He also said that Michael is the one to brings with him the items. He said that his branch is to be biult in Lagos state of which you never mentioned that to me. i must say that i am not happy and really confused. please try to contact Michael and get in touch with me as soon as possible. give Michael my phone number and you can also give me a call right away. We have been at portharcourt for the pass two days now.
thanks and God bless.
Rev. Omoruyi

From TWAT #2

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Dear Rev,
How are you today?
As i promised you the other day that i will mail you after i must have finshed meet with mr mike hunturt and omoruyi,but i felt so disappointed when i saw an organised dramer between me and omoruyi i may say here as i am writting to you that i am confused and stranded too at this juncture i want know what is happening in the whole thing we have been running around for i would like to know immediately because you made me to suffer the way i never expected to suffer in my life Laughing

,you promised me for a hotel accomudation i never saw any and even as at this point i am writting i have never hear from mike so what is happining once again.thanks and God bless you.
Rev Isreal Nnamdi
GOD BLESS TWAT

And there is no word yet from our video guy. We sure hope that he was there for the meeting but there seems to be no mention of him from the other two TWATs.

So, we sent them both the following...

Quote:

Dearest Rev. [fill in the blank],

That is very strange. Sister Anita told me that she heard that our engineer is not even there yet. (for you newer folks, blame someone else and plead ignorance) The ship is still one day away. I am very confused by this as well. Something is going on here that I do not understand. I will try to get hold of Sister Anita and see what is happening. I am unable to reach our engineer at the moment.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:45 am

Sweet. Maybe if they joined forces and build a pyramid, it will take their mind off the 'dramer'?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:19 pm

Nice job, guys. Laughing

I bookmarked this page....

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:26 pm

HAHAHAHAHA! The confusion must be great!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

They will be like, WTF, you have not got it, no you have got it, huh, no you, no you Laughing

, hope the video lad got there even thoughthey didn't mentionhim, nice work!

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:35 pm

That they didn't mention the video guy must not be a bad sign. I guess he was supposed do do his recordings in secret, maybe they simply idin't see him.

Really hoping for the video. Smile

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 82

hahahaha awesome.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:18 pm

Looks like you can keep this going for a bit longer! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:20 pm

Seeing as tomorrow is the dreaded 21st of April, perhaps they could be set a major road crossing exercise?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:30 pm

I'm assuming that you verified their trip via IP ?

Oh, man, I wish I could see the look on their faces. Come on cameraman. You have GOT to get this one.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:35 pm

The suspense is killing me.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:05 pm

Bad news...no video Evil or Very Mad

When I get a chance I will post the paparazzi's lie about how he went there. I dont really believe he was there. So sorry guys...no video.

However, it seems our TWATs are still stranded in Port Harcourt waiting to hear what the word is. Not sure what we will do with them next. Of course, suggestions are always welcome

Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:05 pm

My God. TWAT #1 is a gullible lad. Laughing

This thing is still plenty alive for TWAT #1.

Quote:

Beloved Rev. dover,
thanks for your previous mail.
i would like to say here that i am really confuse. i went to the hotel that was sister Anita said we were suppose to lodge in and i met with the reptionist. I had a conversation with her and she told me that actually, someone booked for an accomondation but the person is not here yet and that she can not let us in not until she is been permitted to do so. I believe that is the accomondation that was booked by TWAT.
In addition, why would sister Anita give a date contrary to the date the engineer is suppose to arrive. she gave 19th of april by 6pm. that was when i arrive the place that we were suppose to meet where i met a guy that claimed to be the Israel. I want to know who that guy claiming to be Israel is. Beside, in the first place, you told me that it was enigineer Harry Yass that would bring the grant money and other items before sister Anita gave a different name. Why the sudden change? i have been thinking about this. I would have been stranded if not for a friend of mine that accomondated us. Please i think something should be done fast. Also, i think Rev. Phystme should be aware about all these. Await swift response.
Rev. Omoruyi.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:08 pm

@YW

If you could send something to both TWATs to keep it going, that would be great. I dont have time today until late tonight. Perhaps we should send them across the border into whatever country is southeast.

BW

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Apr 2007 Posts: 42

Tell them the have to walk to Israel as a pilgrimage, and that they must take photo's and document their journey along the way

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:20 pm

We have just sent TWAT #1 this...

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Dearesr Reverend,

I have already alerted Rev. Phystme's staff about this urgent matter. I am sure that he will not be happy when he hears what is happening. Rev. Phystme was looking forward to the erection of TWAT in Nigeria. I am sure that this delay will leave him feeling rather flacid.

And you are correct in thinking that Harry Yass is the TWAT's engineering foundation that all else sits upon. Isreal, as I understand it, Isreal is Yass's right hand man. I am still investigating what is happening here. I will pass along the information as I get it.

--
Reverend Benjamin Dover

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:23 pm

And TWAT #2 has this to say now...

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Dear Rev,
Thanks for your mail today,
I may say that i never expected this delay from your side because i thought that by now everything has been over as told you that i am stranded in the street of port harcourt so what should be your adivce to me,
Why not call me on my cell phone to fastten the whole process because i cannot read from you untill late evening tomorrow because of election.
I look forward to hear from you immediately thanks and God bless you.
Rev Isreal Nnamdi
GOD BLESS TWAT

We'd love to call him but BW is out on business and I am in an engineering class for the next week. Neither one of us has the time to call so we will just have to stick to emails for now.

It looks like we will be able to keep TWAT #2 going as well. Very Happy

I think that now would be a good time to let these guys know that the ship is actually docked in Ghana now. Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:41 pm

If you are still looking for suggestions, how about telling #1 that the engineer didn't arrive because he was mugged. His money & clothes were stolen. Then man he saw must be the mugger! He should report him to the local police for a reward.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 82

Awww...anyone have any webcam locations?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:44 pm

So......... they have not met each other yet??

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:45 pm

^^^^^
Yes, they have already met.

It is breath-taking at how gullible TWAT #1 is. We just got this from him. It appears that he has bought our lame excuses. Laughing

Quote:

Beloved Rev. Dover,
thank you for your effort so far. I want you to continue your investigation on this Israel. And as soon as you do, get intouch with me. For the mean time, i am still in portharcourt waiting for your delegates. do not be troubled, God is in control. i want to know the exact time your delegates will arrive portharcourt. i can't continue to stay in my friend's house and beside, i left my lovely family behind.
once more, thanks for your effort.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Gullibe is as gullible does Laughing

Hope his friend says he can't stay at the house any longer, imagine being on the streets at election time Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:04 pm

I think that these poor devout travelers are owed an immediate apology and some money sent to them imemdiately to pay for their lodging. I'm sure that there's a WU office near to them, and they obviously have Internet access to verify the WUxfer, right? I mean, after all they have gone through, the church should be able to wire them some money to tide them over for the night until the delayed engineer arrives! There certainly would never be any glitches in wiring $$, especially with the system!
Carry on!

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:26 pm

Any chance you can get them to pose together esp. in their robes? That is too funny that they actually met up and still can't piece together that they've been scammed!