Meeting of TWAT lads

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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:43 pm

Words fail me. This just keeps getting better and better! A brilliant bait. bow_down

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:15 pm

Man ! this is just getting better, the whole War Room is now berating me for not mobilizing the Morris lads to join in- Oh well. maybe next time Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Fantastic.

Simply fantastic.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

What a well done bait -- of course I would not expect anything less from JoJo and BW! Cool

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:24 pm

Somehow they missed each other. He wrote this, to whom he thought was the TWATs.

Quote:

Hello,

I have being there to day i did't see any body there i came with photographer?

Do they have their white tunics on?

He wrote this email to me:

Quote:

I have being there to day i did't see any body to meet you are just lying to me?

I slapped and told him to go tomorrow.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:33 pm

JMRazor wrote:

What a well done bait -- of course I would not expect anything less from JoJo and BW! Cool

Dont forget YW. It was his idea to start this whole thing. And although his online time has been limited, I have been chatting with him to come up with ideas up to this point.

jojobean wrote:

Do they have their white tunics on?

They should of. I will email them to make sure they wear them this time. Maybe they sold them for cafe time Laughing

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:42 pm

Quote:

Maybe they sold them for cafe time

Or ate them. They sound like hungry lads by now.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:49 am

jojo - can you remind us why Kevin is such a whipping boy for you? I mean 11 safaris later he still does whatever you ask him?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:32 am

He is a good member of my church? Twisted Evil

Well, he hasn't been exactly perfect. He stood them up the first time. He did go yesterday he claims, but we will see if he goes back today.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:02 am

It's the

of a genius ... a very Twisted Evil

one but a genius nevertheless Thumbs up

Are the twats happy crowd

yet?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:40 am

^^^A couple of hours til showtime Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:45 am

A silence decends upon the crowd, a few nervous coughs, the lights dim.

IT'S SHOWTIME!!

hopefully!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 28

I have been following this story for several days now and yesterday during a break from work, I discovered that not only is this bank near the police station, but also on the same block as the "Broadcast House" and right next to the Embassy of the Netherlands. That ought to be worth some kind of attention from others you would think!

Can't wait for the resolution to this play! The suspense is killing me.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:00 pm

AlohaMugu wrote:

Can't wait for the resolution to this play! The suspense is killing me.

Me too!! I'm dying to know what happened at the TWAT convention today!

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:28 pm

I have been lurking on 419Eater for some time now, but this bait has had me creased.

I am waiting to see the outcome of the TWAT convention with bated breath!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 11

What time are they meeting at? Or have they met already? This is so cool! Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 63

hopefully one of the lads gets arrested Laughing

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:01 pm

worldmap wrote:

What time are they meeting at? Or have they met already? This is so cool! Very Happy

They should have met 2 hours ago. No news yet. Will let you guys know once I get some information.

BW

EDIT/UPDATE

Kevin did not show up Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Dearest Kevin,

this to tell you that we have waited for you at the Bank but you didn't show up,please can you explain to us why you did not show up and what is realy happening in the whole matter explain to us,please get back to us thanks and God bless you.
Rev Omoruyi and Rev Isreal

I think its about time I gave them Kevin's phone number. He is such a TWAT

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:20 pm

Maybe you should tell the TWATS where Kevin lives as he has obviously decided to keep their grant monies for himself.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:26 pm

send out e-mails to all 600 lads contacted before :
Your money is available on the following phone number : xx.xx.xx.xx
Ask for Kevin

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:37 pm

TWATs just emailed the good Rev.

Quote:

DEAREST,DEAREST REV,PHYSTME,U WILLIAMS,

THANKS FOR YOUR EFFORT TO MAKE SURE THAT THINGS WORK OUT,DADDY I MUST TELL YOU THAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND THE TYPE OF TRECK KEVIN IS PLAYING BECAUSE WE WAITED AND WAITED BUT WE CAN NOT SEE HIM,PLEASE I STRONGLY BLEIEVE THAT YOU ARE IN THE BEST POSSITION TO ENLIGHTING US,DADDY ABOUT THE MONEY THAT YOU WANT TO SEND TO US WE CAN NOT TELL YOU WHAT TO DO PLEASE ANYTHING YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD IS OK,AND PLEASE USE THE NAME THAT I GIVE TO YOU BECAUSE THAT IS REV ISREAL FULL NAME,SO THAT IWE CAN BE ABLE TO COLLECT THE MONEY FROM THE BANK,AND PLEASE DADDY TRY AND SEND IT TODAY SO THAT YOUR OWN REVRENDS WE NOT DIE ON THE STREET,PLEASE I BEGING YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD AND TAWT,WATTING TO HEAR FROM YOU,THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND TWAT.

REV,OMORUYI AND REV ISREAL

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 11

Kevin is a traitor and they must destroy him. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Quote:

... PLEASE I BEGING YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD AND TAWT ...

REV,OMORUYI AND REV ISREAL

Who is TAWT? Isn't that short for "Transgender Asexual Whipping Tart", and aren't they the sworn enemy of TWAT? It sounds to me like the lad has turned on you.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:47 pm

I can't believe the TWATS haven't been detained simply for wearing white robes with pink sashes and loitering around by the bank. That alone seems highly suspect to me...certainly enough to warrant being hauled down to the station for a few hours of questioning. Getting arrested has its benefits, at least then they might get a free meal and a comfy cot. Laughing

Are you sure they are actually wearing their holy garb? How would Kevin be able to identify them if he were to take his lazy butt down there if they weren't wearing their official TWAT gear?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:48 pm

The disappointing thing, to me, is that you all sent hundreds of ASEMs to hundreds of others, but there is no evidence even one "newby" has showed up.

Bruin