Meeting of TWAT lads

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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:36 pm

Between the pyramid video and this poster, I can only assume epic awesomeness for 4/19.

Maybe this could be an annual thing, like WrestleMania, every January, the best baiters start building their most epic mugubaits to climax on 4/19, the final bait stores are posted and a final winner declared 'Scambaiter of the Year' with special awards for greediest mugu, stupidest mugu, best supporting bait character, etc.....

hehe, either way, i'm going to be watching this thread with a brew in each hand come 4/19. Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:27 pm

Small Update

My Skype credit was pretty drained so I had to improvise. I texted both main TWATs posing as the secretary of the Head Engineer. I then followed up the text today with an email from the good Rev. Dover. Here is the email. It went to both of them only with the names swapped Very Happy

Quote:

Rev. Isreal,

Omoruyi's secretary, Mike, texted me today saying that they are on schedule and are very excited to meet you. He also said that he texted you a brief message. I am just emailing you to confirm. I have forwarded your information to Omoruyi and Mike so that they can call you if they need to. However, they are currently at sea so I am unsure if they have the capability to phone you at this time. Please email me to confirm your arrangements to Port Harcourt.

I am very excited and proud of your progress so far and I sincerely believe that you will be one of our most valuable TWATS.

God Bless TWAT!

I received an email from TWAT number 3, the paparazzi Very Happy

Here is what he said:

Quote:

Dear Reverend Benjamin Dove
I receive the information of the hotel and I will be there tomorrow me and my friend how knows port-Harcourt so that I will be in the hotel as early as 5pm before them.
I will email you immediately I alive Port Harcourt. Hear are my number +234-xxxxxxxx pleased calling me as you promise so that we can have oral discussion.
Regards
TWAT #3

I called him a few times but with some static playing then hung up before I went over a minute. Then I emailed him telling him that I tried several times to call but the connection was very poor and it was apparent that he could not hear me as all he said was Hello over and over again. I reassured that everything is in order for his trip and that my secretary, Mike, will try to call or text him.

Hopefully I will get some emails tomorrow from all 3 TWATs confirming their respective trips. If they do, I will post them before I hop on my flight home. Thursday is the big day and I will be away from my computer for a good amount of time. Good thing is it looks like it will be in the morning so by late afternoon, I am hoping that our TWATs will be emailing us back either with some crazy death threats or pleas of why we would do such a horrible thing.

Someone mentioned what would happen after this. Well, this IMO is a burn and although I hate burning lads, this one at least has a good reason...mainly you cant do something like this without burning the lads. If,. for some reason, we can salvage any of these TWATS after the trip, I think (and I believe I can speak for YW) we will be more than happy to dish out some more pain

Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:42 pm

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this IMO is a burn

Just because you were late bringing the grants and the altars to two different TWATs doesn't mean you won't make it up to them in the near future. You had no obligation to tell either one that another grantee was showing up too. It's very embarrassing not to be able to meet your commitments, but The Road to Cavalry is long, hard, and rocky.

Anyway, the video, if you get it, may just show two TWATs rubbing and grinding up against each other. I sure hope so.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:54 pm

Awesome stuff guys... I can't wait to see the burn.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:18 pm

It is a shame to burn these two, but oh, what a fantastic burn!

Maybe for The TWAT Strikes Back you can collect a large enough group that they actually start recruiting others to the fold - enough to form entire congregations.

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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:49 pm

The Nigerian elections fall on April 21st right? Won't they be closing down the streets and putting up road blocks before then? Especially in the Niger delta region. They might run into a lot of trouble getting out there.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:34 pm

KeyserSoze wrote:

The Nigerian elections . . .

I think they already were held some days ago

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/13/AR2007041302047.html

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:58 pm

Spooky Tooth wrote:

Maybe this could be an annual thing, like WrestleMania, every January, the best baiters start building their most epic mugubaits to climax on 4/19, the final bait stores are posted and a final winner declared 'Scambaiter of the Year' with special awards for greediest mugu, stupidest mugu, best supporting bait character, etc.....

I think that's a grand idea. Scambaiting is an internet sport, so surely we should have some sort of award ceremony.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:04 pm

Ahhhh i love a good Safari!! Great work!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

mami wrote:

I think they already were held some days ago

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/13/AR2007041302047.html

No, the voting they had this week was for local government elections, the main general elections are this weekend coming.

Quote:

Nigeria ready to begin its two-part election, with races for state governors and legislators on Saturday (14th) and a vote for president a week later (21st).

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:21 am

Yea one of the TWATs mentioned the upcoming elections. I guess the elections could turn out to be an X factor. Either way its going to be fun Very Happy

They are all ready to move though so hopefully all the pieces will come together.

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well done

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:41 pm

I am definitely watching this with anticipation.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:09 pm

Our video guy has arrived. Very Happy

This was the one guy that I thought would not make it out of the three only because he has not gone through a whole lot of trouble yet, such as building a pyramid.

One down, two to go.

Quote:

Dear Reverend Benjamin Dove

I want to let you know that me and my friend have alive port Harcourt two hours ago For the phone concervation there is no problem on it you dont have to bother it is becaouse of net work problem hear Nigeria.

In one hour time now we be going around searching for the hotel right now we are in local hotel in port Harcout due to our finashal ability but dont worry we will take care of it we have gotting a help from a local tax drive how will take us round in search of the hotel so by one oclock tomorrow we be there to instore our vidoe tape to video there meething.
i will expecting you call.

Regards
Your brother in Lord
R0wland 0diaka

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:18 pm

Quote:

Benjamin Dove

Did your lad forgot a R????

pft, here is to hoping guys, it would be AB FAV to get a video. If not, I already thought a few nice heated mails would be great, so anything else is a bonus Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:21 pm

Nice! This is going to be perfect!

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:50 pm

Great news ! It's good to have a responsible lad to do the work Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:54 pm

Oh, the anticipation is KILLING me.

You guys should get your own personal star in Hollywood for the acting you put together. GREAT STUFF!

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:02 pm

We have almost hit the trifecta. Two down, one to go.

Quote:

Dear Rev,
How are you to day?
I am very very sorry for not have written you yesterday is due to the fact that i was running around and making some arrengements for my trip to Port Harcourt but i will not hesitate in telling you that i left Lagos this morning as early 6am,and i have to tell you that i am here now in Port Harcourt with my assistant looking forward to meet mr mike and omoruiye by 6pm tomorrow as you directed,and i was suprised to recieve a text message on my cell phone and message said he is mr mike secretary to omoruiye and now you have confirmed to me that you are aware of mr mike,i look forward for you mail tomorrow morning.thanks and God bless you.
Rev Isreal Nnamdi
GOD BLESS TWAT

And since each lad is bringing at least one friend along, this will be a total of at least six lads on safari. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:49 am

Oh..... my..... god..... I can't believe this one! bow_down

I'll be at my computer all day waiting for updates! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:54 am

Absolutely great work! I can't wait to see the outcome of this one. Kind of reminds me of mugus wandering up the Skeleton coast and traipsing through the impenetrable forest. (I just had a memory of that lovely boat the mugu hired to track the floating chest. Y'all remember that one? Very Happy

At least these guys will have a nice luxurious hotel room to stay in, right?)

Here's hoping we can get some follow-up on what actually happens. My money is on the cameraman to be the most reliable of them all.

Again, a job well done!

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--J.D.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:55 am

This is legendary. This is the kind of bait that will be discussed for years to come.

You have raised the bar for all of us.

GREAT JOB.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:45 am

Simply LADTASTIC!!! Can't wait!