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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:13 pm

I love the way they always tell you to keep the transaction confidential so you dont tell anyone that might tell you it's a scam.

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:53 pm

LOL... Case in point:...

"In furtherance to our e-mail communication ofxxxand in view of the successful outcome of a detailed scrutiny of the forensic information forwarded to the British Custom and the Heathrow Airport Authority, we hereby wish to inform you that the transshipment of your shipment will commence in the next 18 hours.To facilitate further action, you are hereby required to pay the sum of �.xxxxBritish Pounds Sterling only being the cost of shipment and insurance/security of your shipment.

This could further be stipulated in the following manner:
Cost of shipment.........................................�. 1x0.00
Cost of insurance and security....................�.4xx0.00
Total sum....................................................�.4,xx0.00 (xxx Thousand,xxx Hundred and Twenty British Pounds Sterling(BPS)
You are to pay this amount through our account with the Xxxxx bank as follows:
Xxxxxx Bank.

xxxxxxx
IBAN xxxxx

SWIFTBIC xxxxx
Your immediate compliance to this email communication will go a long way in ensuring prompt and secured delivery. You are advised to comply strictly with this instruction. Further information as regards the exact time of delivery,your airway bill and satelite print out of our secured routing will be communicated to you.
Thank you for your co-operation and always at your service.
Yours faithfully,

All The usual bullshit...

Yada yada Yada...

Etc..

note:we are constrained to inform you that we operate within the most secured network.It will be important to remind you of the need to keep the schedule and the information under secured custody as we would not want our operations to be trauncated or investigated by the security operatives.

You just have to love it... Cool

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:58 pm

I always use that against them when I'm baiting as - her housemates are incredibly nosy and thus it wouldn't be wise to try to call.

Most mugus accept it, though not always:

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without your number, how do with interact ?, we cannot conduct this business by email only, if you are not serious, i will look for somebody else !

When I declined, he insisted:

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Give me your mobile number, i will call you myself.

I was just as terse:

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MY CELL PHONE ONLY RECEIVES LOCAL CALLS!!!!

It made him mad:

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do not contact me again !

So I thought I might as well try for a new sig line:

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Yeah, chuck a f*cking tantrum, you f*cking control freak.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

My personal favorite;

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Calvary greetings in the name of our lord JESUS CHRIST

The Place of the Skull greetings in the name of....

It always struck me as odd.

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Personally I like how they

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surfer from cancer that has defile all treatment

Or when they say

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I crave your indulgence

or they address me as "Dear" --- seems kind of dirty.

Finally, that script they use about "success in getting those funds transfered with a new partner in Paraguay" has one of the best mugu speaks

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.... so we can celbrate the joy after the sufferness of that time

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 82

i love when they accuse me of lying.

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 176

The thing I like is when they ask my phone number and I say it is in my signature.

They always get very confused about this and ask again telling they can't see the signature, then I keep saying it is there, they just have to look.

I make they feel stupid because they can't find the signature, whatever it might be.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:52 am

It's a hoot when they ask you for a power of attorney to show you've given up on the deal.

It's also fun when they haggle over percentages.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:53 am

I like it when they send me their initial script and then contradict themselves as they don't understand it (like saying "This is Stupid Mugu" and then signing it as "Idiot Lad", or "I will give you 20% (fifty percent) of the money.)
The best part comes when they actually forget to fill their script. I received this quote few days ago...

Lazy Lad wrote:

Attention Mr. XXXX
This is (Name) Western Union Manger Togo but i live in Ghana West Africa, i am a citizen of Ghana. I am connecting you in respect of your funds in the western union. A refugee came to the western union to send you some money which amount to $5.5 million us dollar but he was arrested by financial task force for money loundary.

Blah blah blah blah...

edit: spelling

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:08 am

I kinda liked this Lad...getting all high and mighty over my spelling mistake... Shocked

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Attention,xxxxxxx

You don' have the right to insult me .If not my present condition as a refugee,i don' think that i have anything to do with you foolish woman.I can understand you are a woman without husbend that is the more reason why you insult men because i have meant to understand that ypou are very selfish.

To be frank you are no where to be compared with my wife,as you claim to be the Queen of England,I am not begging you towards this project.
For your infornmation,i have a close relationship with the president of Benin Republic Yayi Boni,as you know that i am not a taut like you.I am Educated,more over an accountant with the Goverment of Sirrie-leone also incharege of the funds derived from the gold selling in my Country before the civil war broke out.

I have found you to be an ilitrate,you can't even have the correct spelling of disbursement

Not quite a Newb Joined: 16 Jun 2004 Posts: 52

I always get a kick out of the various odd lottery names that seem to pop up, ie:

MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY UNITED KINGDOM INC
BLACKBERRY 8703E POWERED BY SPRINT LOTTO!
NOTICE of winnings by VISA MASTERCARD WORLDWIDE ATM

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:36 am

I love when there is a date mentioned by which time the transaction must be completed or the "government will confiscate the fund." Whenever I receive one that lists a date, I wait 'till past the date to make my initial response. Funny but I can't remember ever losing a bait because the expiration date passed.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:40 am

I love getting them off script. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:46 am

I wouldn't say it's my fav but it is what irritates me the most. All that F'ing god stuff. I hate that. I'd suggest starting a "things you hate about lads" but what would really be the point of that

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:00 am

FROM THE DESK OF some idiot mugu into our gleeful clutches

What would be an appropriate response when I receive CAVALRY GREETINGS?

BARRISTER retarded mugu

THE CHAMBERS of some nutcase trying to pass off as a liar ... I mean lawyer

I AM A LAWYER NOT A CAT MEAT SUPPLIER to my request to get me a suplier of cat meat for my supplier in China

Another is getting me a boat that can do 100KNOTS

and the best of them all is of course that THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISKY FREE - I ask why it isn't 1000% risky free

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:02 am

My favorite lad quotes are linked in my signature line. Very Happy

Lads say the darndest things.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:05 am

I always laugh when they leave a voicemail, and you can hear somebody yelling in the background.
Also, a check scammer sent his check via Fedex. If he had checked on it, he'd see it's been sitting in a warehouse since March 20th. Laughing

Yet, he still thinks I've transferred the money this week.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:55 am

I love it when lads demand complete confidentiality. I stretch it to the point of refusing to even talk with the barr/security company. It can take ages sorting out who I should or should not talk to, regarding the transaction.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:34 am

Their maths skills.

Received on the 12th of April 2007:

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i am 24 years old now, i was born on 24 April of 1983,

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:46 am

"I wish you to act as next of kin to the diseased"

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:18 am

I got this in today and it appears I will be negotiating with him and his dead client

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As the attorney to Sir Wayne Harris I was his confidant as he shared with me virtually everything about himself, his business and family. I was his attorney for 15years and during that period I wrote his WILL and was also named as the executor, which has since been fulfilled. I am also aware due to my closeness to him that the amount Ten Million Pounds he deposited with a bank in Europe was not willed out. He told me about this on his sick bed and even instructed that I should prepare a codicil to that effect, however before I could finish my work he died.
Your assistance and acceptance to be the next of kin to the estate.
What I require from you to enable us achieve the above are your;
Names
Address
Date of Birth
Telephone and Fax numbers
Upon receipt of a confirmation of acceptance from you a
sharing ratio would be worked out between the three of us.

Is there a medium in the house ?

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:40 am

My favourite thing has to be the thought of an angry lad steaming at his keyboard, furiously typing an insulting reply. I love to make them mad.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:38 pm

All those Charles Soludo's. I mean, of course it is terrible that thieves use the name of a well known, well spoken, and generally intelligent Bank President of Nigeria, but getting another mail from another Charles Soludo always cracks me up for some reason.

Also, the dodgy English and misuse of big words. Classic.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:17 pm

I just love to see things like this in my inbox.

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THANKS FOR DESAPOINTING ME OK.

Dearest one xxxx xxxxx

Compliment of the day

Well I thank you very much for making to be a fool in present of the security company. You really proved yourself that you aree decicing me since all this while. Why didn't you tell me that you aree a joker? now at this point in time where the transaction has already concluded you went and desapointed me. Ohh is that good in your eyes? if somone else do this to you, will you be happy over it?

Why did you send an incorect information to the security company? the address you used and even the text question and answer where all fake including the ten control number of the money you claimed you sent. Why did you act such thing to the security company? now that I we are almost through to the said transaction. Ohh I am finished.

Good bye

Can't you just feel the pain?? hehehe Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:58 pm

I like telling them that I'll keep everything confidential, and then saying "My partner said blah blah blah". Laughing

They dont ever seem to notice though. Rolling Eyes

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