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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:08 am

These new forms have been created to ensure that any money being sent overseas is not being used to fund terrorist activities. As you cannot be 100% Risky Free and sure of this, these forms will psychoanalyse your recipient of these funds. They will be able to determine if they work for any terrorist group. This is just another safety measure to make our world a better, and safer place to live. Make sure your lads are aware that this form is for security purposes only. They must be completed for your peace of mind, and just in case someone buys a nuclear weapon in your name.

Remember - Safety First!

**Click here for print version Form 1**

**Click here for print version Form 2**

**Click here for print version Form 3**

**Click here for print version Form 4**

**Click here for print version Form 5**

**Click here for print version Form 6**

**Click here for print version Form 7**

For the record. If you lad knows anything about anything on these forms. He's a terrorist. Hand written letters of assurance always help his cause. That's when you hit him with the WU Anti-Fraud forms.

Very Happy

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:16 am

excellent stuff NN, i can`t wait to get replies on ll thses new forms. Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:19 am

I'd hate to be considered as pedantic but I've found a few errors:

Form 2:
What is the range of a *censored* missle missile

Form 4: Tyrany (In the instructions) Tyranny

Form 6:

Which one (or more) of these.... (suggested revision).
Checmical (typo)

*Although some may consider fondue as a chemical warfare agent.

Also:

de-fuse rather than diffuse.

Otherwise, nice additions to the arsenal...

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:11 am

It always makes my nose wrinkle when some pompous lad gives me a giant form to fill in. In future I'll tell them it'll take me a week and give them a handful of these to chew on, with the incentive that I won't be able to take part in ANY financial transaction without them.

It'll be interesting to see how they react.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:55 am

All typos fixed.

Thumbs up

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:04 am

So can I jump in with the next "Slap" for NN...

You obviously aren't from the US - - because you wrote "Organisations" and not "Organizations"

You wouldn't want me to write a letter to the president of the US and tell him that some foreigner is trying to change the american way of spelling on Gov't forms, now, would you???

We may have to do something New-que-lar to you for that!

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:55 am

^^^^^^

You're assuming he knows how to FIND other countries.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 52

Maybe he can find them on "the internets"

Nice forms NN! I needed something like that for my baiters company's safetyprotocol.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:18 am

Excellent!! Thank a Million NN ($) Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:26 am

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

... some foreigner is trying to change the american way of spelling...

Oh dear. Actually I speak and type English, not that bastardised version you freaks have butchered. It's not called 'American' - It's English. You speak English. Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:48 am

That's a damn fine form NN.

Rolling Eyes

@ nitpickers

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:48 am

Cheers nurse.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

Good Work NN!

Ill have some of my lads test the form for you, see how they like it!

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:46 am

I don't care how you spell it NN, it's brilliant.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:07 pm

NN, that's fantastic! LOL Laughing

Oh by the way, on page 6 of the form, is number 4 in the silhouette ID section a Sten 9mm smg magazine loader? Razz

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:34 pm

^^^ The sillouette looks disgusting to me... Embarassed

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:46 pm

Great stuff NN.. I have a ladette who was successful in transferring her funds through a new partner in Iran because I was dragging my feet..However her secretary in Iran is offering me $150,000.00 for my "efforts".. Iran is a perfect place to test these new forms.. Cool

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:52 pm

To help with getting your lad to pose with a picture, I've added this image to the arsenal.

**Click here for print version Form 7**

Your lad/ette must hold the logo and have an original image taken.

Refusal means they have something to hide, and cannot be trusted.

Very Happy

Annoying Stuck-Up Cow Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 222

Brilliant. Just brilliant. I've just had looks from the family due to insane bouts of laughter looking at your forms. I'm starting new baits just to get these forms filled out.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:30 am

Has anyone had a lad fill these out yet?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 52

I have send them yesterday, hope he'll fill them out for me Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I should be ready to send them by the end of the week with one of Sid's Operation Cancer lads.

Chester wrote:

The sillouette looks disgusting to me... Embarassed

I am puzzled by what Chester is thinking of, though. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:21 am

Chester has a dirty mind. I have no idea what he saw?

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:31 am

@NN,
I have another lad that's just itching to fill out some A-T forms.
I thank you, and my lad thanks you!
Excellent Work!

R-T

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:09 pm

Well my death threat lad must now fill out these forms. I think he needed a little extra convincing.

Hopefully these did the trick. Do the P.R.A.T stamps look genuine?

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