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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:26 pm |
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Peartree
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 144
Location: Ireland
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:36 pm |
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^^^^^
Unfortunately for him my local Western Union office was located in California and just happened to be the same town that Josh Hartnett lives in. So he now has to fill out the P.R.A.T forms because the WU think that I must be funding a terrorist oranisation. |
_________________ "THAT IS ALL I COULD ADVICE YOU DO, BUT IF YOU INSIST ON ME KILLING YOU, WELL THE CHOICE IS ALL YOURS."
"KNOWING US BTCI BANK, KNOWING YOU AL@N PARTRIDG3, A-HA,"
" why are you so nervous and easy upset, may be it was this reason of vestation that your wife left you, it might not be really for sexual matters,"
"you could have just walk away and neglect my proposal rather than bringing me to the center of the sea and abandoning me here."
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Rollo_Tomasi
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 310
Location: On Standby
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:36 pm |
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My lad has been busy. After completely botching his first attemt at the forms, he has re-submitted two. I'm taking the whole packet to WU to see if he'll get his money now. Something tells me there's going to be more problems.
You gotta love a compliant mugu, especially one who fill out forms! |
_________________ x6
Dear Dr.
You have written me several of this mail with language I do not understand
but know they are insultive
I really want to know why you have picked on email and keep writing me with all these abusive and embarrassing words
THANKS FOR PLAYING ME AS A GMAIL MAN |
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2891miles
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Dec 2006
Posts: 156
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:57 pm |
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Thanks a lot NN !
Me and my lad just LOVE these forms !!
I find my lads attitude a bit harsh though, 'her' answer to the question 'How do you feel about victims of fraud?' is
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:00 pm |
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2891miles
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Dec 2006
Posts: 156
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:09 am |
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Nurse Nicely wrote: |
Post up the links to the images. I love ready the replies.
Make sure once she has filled these forms out that for some reason she will need to fill out the anti-terror forms. (Green link down in my sig)
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Here you go:
This has been a lazy lad in the past so i only sent 3 pages.
I was pleasently surprised 'she' didn't do as much whining as usual,
it only took a couple of days of convincing to get these.
Too bad some questions are left unanswered, I'm afraid WU will reject them... |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:13 am |
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RichardIII
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:56 pm |
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Great forms. I sent the A and C pages to a particularly saucy lad who I knew wouldn't fill out the rest. And wasn't I right, it's been a pain just to get him to sign the two most realistic looking forms.
Later tonight I'll be sending the entire batch to a far dumber lad. |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:02 pm |
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Unfortunately, the poor lad has been marked at the WU office as a 'scam' and therefore, no WU transfers will ever be possible for him, but bank transfer ain't no problem.. |
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Franc28
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 140
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:34 am |
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That last answer was bizarre. Victims of fraud should be jailed? Is he serious? |
_________________ www.insolitology.com
Fighting the forces of censorship and getting his sig deleted by admins since 1989. |
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RichardIII
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:04 pm |
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Oh great, thanks to these forms my lad is suing me! I guess it was just a matter of time after I kept calling her a man, using Ms. instead of Mrs. and just treating her like the crap she is!
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Dear *********
Thanks you for your information and i am not surprised at all for the forms sent to me.
I take this form to my banker this morning and they confirm to me that is not necessaty for me to fill it out or sign it because i never been arrested and dur to my proffession is not good for me at all because this stand for the fraud people .
My banker let me understand that it was you that requested for the form , seems you have little confused that why, I urge you to send the fees because as my proffession i will not fill the form , You have already have my name, my secretary name , address phone number what else you need.
I will take this to Madam Hdja Jilka to inform her about this because it never done.
sending money less then thousand, that why we are facing the problem.
I know your type and i am ready to take all the legal action that why you refused to give me you telephone number.
Thanks
Your's Sincerely
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:38 pm |
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up_and_under
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 621
Location: At your local Fruit & Vegetable stand
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Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:11 am |
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Has anyone tried one of these on the russians? |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:07 am |
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@franc: I'm pretty sure he meant perpetrators should be jailed, not victims. We're not talking solid gold english skills here, most people say some pretty wacky stuff in languages they're unfamiliar with.
I know, it's less funny, but the most likely explanation. |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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RichardIII
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
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Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:08 am |
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Nurse Nicely wrote: |
HA! Great email.
Did you tell her that her banker wouldn't know about these because they are being tested by WU in your local area. It's one of 20 global locations that are testing these form to high risk/high fraud countries.
I do hope you told this fruitcup that NO FORMS! means NO FEES!
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Of course I didn't tell them that!
I quoted Western Union telling me that!
These forms must really offend them because I've noticed the English in the replies I've gotten has been much worse than usual as if they have no clue what to say. |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:55 am |
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^^^^^^
Testing anxiety! It makes people fail! |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:48 pm |
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This is my former lad, FAMOH, he so worried he will not get the
125,000 I promised him, now it's time to send the other forms
for him to fill out, NN you are just to
IP - 195.225.63.178 - Location: Israel (high) [City: ]
Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 8:36 AM
From: FAMOH
To:
Subject: URGENTLY
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SPLITE THIS MONEY INTO TEN PALCE'S $5,000
SENDER NAME:
RECRIVER NAME:Famoh Enyim Mbang
AMOUNT: $5,000 USD
MTCN:
QUESTIONS:
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_________________ Click here to mass bait lotto lads
Greetings to you...
Note: Your fund with us is not in liquid form but in Bank Check
for your own good now you want to fuck up with me <[email protected]>
Osama Bin Laddin's hard Rocket [mask:1]<drmkhoza@unionplus>[/mask:1]
please send my details on how to reach you thanks <[email protected]>
PLEASE RESPECT YOUR SELF BY SENDING ME FAKE INFORMATION OK <tony_emeka>
Phish 1x
Fake Banks Killed: x8 | x1 | x1 |
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Franc28
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Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 140
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:04 am |
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You'd think they wouldn't be so open about how much they hate their victims.
That last one just won't do. So many non-answers... |
_________________ www.insolitology.com
Fighting the forces of censorship and getting his sig deleted by admins since 1989. |
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margory
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 226
Location: Nowhereville, 3rd rock from the Sun
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:28 am |
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Wow ... Pure gold for my baits.
I've got a few baits going on right now which could lead to something very funny.
M. |
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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:42 pm |
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Franc28 wrote: |
That last one just won't do. So many non-answers... |
It's still worth the effort tho, trying to get FAMOH to go "PRAT" filling now,
I guess once he's done that, I'll have to give him his 125,000, |
_________________ Click here to mass bait lotto lads
Greetings to you...
Note: Your fund with us is not in liquid form but in Bank Check
for your own good now you want to fuck up with me <[email protected]>
Osama Bin Laddin's hard Rocket [mask:1]<drmkhoza@unionplus>[/mask:1]
please send my details on how to reach you thanks <[email protected]>
PLEASE RESPECT YOUR SELF BY SENDING ME FAKE INFORMATION OK <tony_emeka>
Phish 1x
Fake Banks Killed: x8 | x1 | x1 |
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RichardIII
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:07 am |
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I must restate my love of these forms because they've proven to be such amazing time wasters and bait extenders. I had two lads who were being very dull and not very fun to deal with.
One was a fake UN something or other and claimed he was filling out the forms. Then turned around and said to go to a different Western Union. So we've gotten into an argument over whether or not he's an incompetant fool who's screwing me out of millions. The same has happened with another lad. They'll never fork over the forms but who cares, they are wasting a ton of time with these pointless arguments that just give me an excuse to continually insult them. |
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Sheridan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 20
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:50 pm |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
@ boingboing - No boingboing - WU haven't blacklisted any country. Any Aussie can send a WU payment to Nigeria, the same as any Aussie can send a payment to London. (I think that's what your asking?) |
Not entirely true NN. But very helpful anyway. If you go to the Aussie WU website and try to do an online transfer to nigeria you get a screen that says this is not available. Do a screen capture and send it to your pet with an appropriate slap for trying to waste your time and decieve you.
But you can do a manual transfer from a WU office. This is of course only because our government does not trust Nigerians with WU transfers so therefore you must be physicaly present and show appropriate ID and the forms must be filled out correctly by the recipient regardless of how they feel. Or no money.
I have not found this on any other WU site but I have not looked so it may be only an Aussie thing but it is worth looking into in your local area. or just say you are from Aus. |
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RichardIII
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:57 pm |
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I finally got my forms back from the U.N. You'd think they would have enough staff to fill out these forms in a timely manner.
http://filesocket.com/download/d4cWUIdiotForm.doc
Let me guess, you are asking why I'm posting a document when the original forms were jpegs. The answer is: I HAVE NO IDEA. NONE! My mind is completely blown here, instead of printing off the forms the lad typed out the entire document into MS Word and then filled it out that way. When I opened it I laughed and laughed and laughed at how awful this form is.
I was really confused why this lad said it took him three days to fill out in an earlier email, but now I can see why, it must have taken a good deal of time to do this.
So of course he has to do it over. |
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Mildred
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 12
Location: Los Angeles
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Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:01 pm |
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Mildred wrote: |
I dont realy know what you have in mind before sending this kind of message to me, So what you wanted me to do now is to fill out your Document before i will be sending to you what someone left for you in my Ofiice? Well i am well convinced that you did not think fine before accepting and sending to me this message. |
He doesn't seem to remember that I need to send him some money before I can receive money from him.He will of course be hearing from me again. |
_________________ Mildred Pierce |
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grimreaper
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 27
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:15 am |
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up_and_under wrote
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Has anyone tried one of these on the russians? |
I have a Russian just arrived at the money letter after 4 months. Only just gave me a surname this week. A most annoying scammer. I will give it a shot with the forms. |
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