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fengibbon
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 262
Location: � Soy Aqui !
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:51 pm |
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Over here, in Blighty, there is a lads mag called FHM - which every month has a page of quotes from readers wives / girlfriends / live in lovers you name it, essentially, dopey remarks......
anywys, on sky (TV) bugger all on, and we ended up watching some documentary about an AirCanada plane that ended up with an emergency landing (in 1983) due to a fire on board.
20+ or so years later, Nat Geographic decided to feature it and the conversation went as thus with wife (whilst a survivor was being interviewed)
Me: "that would be a cool job, tracing someone back 20 odd years, from the flight manifest and x referencing to marriages etc to find the people on the flight"
Wife: "Asuming they survived"
At this point I cracked up given they were interviewing one of the survivors.....
Result - i have a settee for a bed and a chocolate labrador for a pillow  |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:00 am |
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It's a bit like the rooster joke, where the rooster sits on the middle of a roof and lays and egg, which way does the egg roll?
Or the electric train heading south wind blowing east wich way does the smoke blow ? |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:03 am |
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1. Roosters don't lay eggs
2. Electric train- no smoke
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:04 am |
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That SlayerFaith: she real smart like. |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:06 am |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
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harrya
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Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:28 am |
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Beat me to it KD |
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