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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:05 pm

HELLO ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE? IF YOUR DEAD YOU BETTER STAY DEAD AND IF YOUR LIVING YOU BETTER READ THIS:

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:01 am

How's this for a subject heading?

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GENERAL ATHORNEY. THE CHEMBERS OF SURPRIM HIGH

Then there's the heading to the script itself.

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FROM THE DESK OF BARRISTER BALOGUE UDE. GENERAL ATHORNEY. THE CHEMBERS OF SURPRIM HIGH CUORT SECTION BK2 / A14. SURPRIM HIGH CUORT OF JUSTICE. CHAMBER NUMBER 2103VC

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:43 pm

THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR OF ACTION AND WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:13 pm

A DOG YOU ARE..I DO NOT KNOW THAT WHITE ARE.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:14 am

A product lad is trying to order gears. I last heard from him six weeks ago and told him he needed to specify the material and inside diameter.

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Inside Diameter::40
Outside diameter::15
...
Diameter::64
Outside diameter::15

He still hasn't specified the material.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

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If you are one of those that lost 2014,Your Email has been awarded the sum of 3.5million Dollars if you receive this email contact us for more details.

Well, I've heard of the Lost Weekend ..... but a whole year??!!

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:03 am

I wrote:

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Miss Leetah and I are taking her nephew for a full day at Disney World today. These old legs of mine don't do well with all of the walking so I will rent a motorized scooter. I secretly enjoy running it straight toward chirren I see misbehaving. Scare some good into them!

My pet wrote:

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i hope you will enjoy your full day
at the Disney World today and also enjoy your motorized scooter ride
running towards chirren.I wish you a pleasant and blissful day at
Disney World.

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:57 pm

One of my lads just sent me some detailed instructions on how to make a WU payment:

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Okay, you have to copy this information on shit of pepper and move dawn to any western union office

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:47 am

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Information reaching us from the high court of Taxes said that the Honorable Chief Judge of justice Mr.Roberts has declare Mr. Thomas Allen an innocent and they will released him from jail on Monday and hand him over your Consignment Box worth of $7.2million as representative, Mr. Thomas Allen is 36 years old and 4.3 inches tall, he is located at 0801 9th Avenue North Taxes city.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

4.3 inches tall from north taxes?? seems legit

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:28 pm

Why have I not found this.. I took General Chat not about baiting too literally ! Have chortled over the silliest names many a time.

I am in the process of claiming a 'Doormat account' from a deceased relative !

Having a glass of wine and a good laugh at the ladspeak ! May they never learn any better !

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:30 pm

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I AM HAPPY TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE GOTTEN LOANING COMPANY FROM UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN THAT CAN GIVE YOU LOAN OF $600,000 MILLION USD FOR YOU TO USE IT FOR THE EXPENSES OF THE TRANSFER OF YOUR TOTAL FUND WHICH YOU SUPPOSED TO RECEIVE FOR LONG TIME AGO BUT BECAUSE OF YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY YOU DECIDED TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR FUND SINCE.

Forget wounded bulls - that's charging like a million enraged rhinos!

It makes this ATM card

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Your amount in the Card is US$5.8Billion

modest by comparison.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:45 pm

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hello am very sorry to have said this to you.it may be embarasing or
true because i searched for your email on google and they
told me that you are porn star shooter..are you real?

Well, Mr Godwin !

Yastreb .... what !!! I love their lovely clear information !! So much money, so little sense

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

From Compensation lad:

Quote:

Dear Royal.

WE ARE HAPPILY TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR COMPENSATION MONEY IS READY TO BE TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TODAY ....

Something the mods dream up Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 905

ATTORNEY OKECHUKWU OKAY wrote

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ON HOW TO SEND YOU THE ($3.5M) ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS

and he is the from

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THE OFFICE OF SUPREME HIGH COURT, REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
COMPENSATION COMMISSION UNIT,(ECOWAS).

and he is an attorney

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:01 am

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I am actually searching through this medium,a Friend and a trusted one too, who will... pose as a trustee/partner to take custody of whooping sum of $5,500,000 million us dollars my late father used me as his next of kiln

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:26 pm

This wasn't even from a lad but it's worth inclusion.

Whilst Romance baiting on Facebook I notice a woman who was commenting on his profile a lot and getting very involved.

I now know better how I should have proceeded but I sent her a short message asking her to be careful because he wasn't who he said he was.

Her reply...

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'Thank you, today I have unfriended him because the Holy Spirit visited me and warned me'....

I love the idea of the Holy Spirit being a Scambaiter !!!

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:36 pm

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I love the idea of the Holy Spirit being a Scambaiter !!!

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 1:12 pm

^^^ $5.5M is a lot of money to throw to the potter!

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:18 pm

After I sent him two garbled readings of the MTCN and a scan of a slip with a bloodstained MTCN:

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I am very sorry for any covariance this may cause you please or ask them to change it and give you another mtcn so the activation can take place on Monday next week and the transfer will follow intermediately.

In moments like these, there is a correlation between the mode of baiting and how mean the lad thinks the baiter is.

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:50 pm

Quote:

i will also appreciate if you can help me with all your maid so that i will come out here soon because the pain is too much for me,

This is a plea from a Refugee Scammer to help her get out of there.

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 11:47 pm

You will only be free if you get back to my office by promising that you will provide the fee for the certificate which will cost you only 100usd to obtain it within 48hours otherwise you will be in soup,

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:32 pm

After telling my love lad I had to feed my herd of moose today,

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Its late here in Nigeria.its 11,53pm here right now but i am not used to sleeping very early......I really would hope to be ur woman and then get feed the moose with u someday

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:11 am

Seems that someone has claimed Mal to be dead and wants to claim his money. The Lad was suitably reverent.

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May your sourest in perfect peace and may God grant you internal Life on the last day to come ,

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:54 pm

My poor Darling languishing in the Refugee Camp.

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All means i think of my statues here, it makes me share tears.

and from the Barrister helping me to get her out of there...

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We well understand what you said, this Firm Law here by makeing you to understand that we dont know what you are talking about and there is no other explanation on that account to understand what you mean by way of explanation in understanding. Kindly say what you mean

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