Femmy the safari boi (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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No no no don't throw her out of your house, please don't do that okay.
Keep your password and everything away from her, don't her know that
we have back again okay. You still need to assist me with cash any
amount please, miss you too.

Well if you are sure. I need her to understand that she was very bad.
Everytime I tried to talk to her in the past about you she becomes very angry.
I think maybe you and me can have this secret for now?
It that ok?
How much is the bill for your injurys?

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Yes is okay by me, thanks so much for the wisdom and understand God
bless you, keep your password safe okay. I'd pay some but still remain
$700. Darling Please help me out with any amount you can afford, you
can send it through western union, love so much.

I will keep my password safe. She doesn't know I got into my email and I won't tell her.
I don't have a whole $700. Not until Friday but I only have $248.00.
I guess the doctor won't be too mad if he has to wait?

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Promise me that you will keep it safe and you won't tell her okay. No
no doctor won't get mad is a nice man, you can send it if you willing
to help me.

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Thank you for the promise you're a wonderful woman i'm proud of you,
isn't to much, western union allow to send up to $5000, so isn't too
much. Send me MTCN and ammout immediately, use information below to
send it.

Full Name:- Idiotboi Femi
City:- Lagos
Country:- Nigeria.

3 hours later:

I've been questioned by the police for the past 3 hours!
What is going on? They think you are some kind of terrorist kidnapper!
Your name and picture is on the FBI wanted list on the wall at the wsetern union.
WHO ARE YOU?

I sent the pic of the wanted poster to him.

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Me, God for bid, i'm not.

Why is your' name on the wall?????
I felt like a criminal!
Oh this is bad.

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What happened

They said you kidnapped an american woman and you were wanted for questioning regarding her disappearance and you are some kind of Nigerian gangster and they called me an accomplice and if I send money to you I will go to jail for something called accomplice to sending funds to a terrorist.

Femi really ought to clear this up with the state department.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:12 am

Poor femi, he's having such a hard time. What's a poor scammer boi to do?
Lie, lie lie!

I guess he's not really in love with Sierra, is he?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I think he wants to talk to someone

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Please give me FIB contact.

the local police told me not to talk to you but I have someone at the state department I have to call about you and i'm afraid to call him and what if you arre a terrorist and you kill me I cannot talk to you anymore you are a criminal!

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Give me the mail of united states department.

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Dont call them they may arrest you, i need states department contact
number and their email i want to mail them.

I've put him on ignore tonight.

I think he'll get something like this tomorrow:

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:40 am

^^^^^

can't.breathe.laughing.too.hard.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:21 am

Ah---what the hell--Rex Ryan (State Department at your Service) Smile

Just let me know what you need me to say. Do I have him travel to meet Miss Nevada to prove she's alive (which if he can do, I will take him off the list)? Or something else?

It's late now, and I have to work tomorrow, but I can call tomorrow night if needed.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:54 am

So...let's let Femmy tell us where we have been with Sierra:

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I went to portharcourt you gave me wrong address, i came here 3day ago (Porto Novo, Benin) you didn't show up, now you're telling i went to wrong address, people
i've told you're a scam as i was told in portharcourt. Now you said i
should be coming to parakau hotel, because people here let me
understand that parakou is 8hours journey and is an hotel. Now am
looking for the way to track you and get you on your knee. Now no
where to sleep, nothing to eat and i dont know how to get back to
Nigeria but i am very sure you aren't flying in any Nigeria airport or
any Benin airport but if you does you aren't escape been arrested.

And on with the story. I have returned it here because it plays in with Ginger Lee's storyline.

Are you going to come get me or what? This is very irritating!

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I can only come and get you if you send me some money for transport fee.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHY HAVE YOU JUST ABANDONED YOUR WIFE? YOU SAID YOU WERE AT THE HOTEL AND YOU LIED TO ME!

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Didn't call the hotel, when you called the hotel i thought
receptionist response to you call. I could that you're a big liar.

I do not understand what you said. You told me you were at the hotel and had to sell your necklace. I spoke with Mr. Jeffrey and he never heard a thing from you. The front desk said you were not there either. I'm sorry, but I drank the champagne. The bed in the honeymoon suite was very big, but empty without you.

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Send money to me.

You ignore my questions. Why? Are you even real?

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I didn't real i went to portharcourt, i didn't i came to porto novo
two times, i didn't real you have my copy of my passport, resident
permit, phone number and my home address. I could see that you're
totally mad.

I AM! AND MY PARENTS ARE PISSED, TOO!

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Idiot! You're doing love scam. Fool.

What is a love scam? Why are you so mean to me? How the hell am I scamming you? What have I ever asked of you?

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Please go away you ghost. If you're real can't come to Lagos.

Are you in Lagos? How did you get there?

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I'm back to lagos, dont you heard when i said i sold my necklace to
pay drive that took me parakou and the remaining money to come bact
home. If you aren't a ghost come to lagos.

I would love to think he drove to Parakou but I am convinced he didn't. It did, however, take him awhile to get home.

You were never in Parakou. Why do you keep on lying to me?

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I came to parakou is long journey, you said i'm lying, did i lie when
i sent you all my papers to invite you, i came to portharcourt you
said i lied, i came to parakou you said i lied, i came to am hotel in
porto novo you said i lied, dont you see that you're totally sick and
mad, if you aren't sick and mad or a ghost come to Lagos.

Then why did the hotel say you were never in Parakou?

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I dont know you should ask them not me, i'm tired of your tricks,
enough is enough if you can't come to Lagos Nigeria you should stop
communicating with me.

How far is it from Parakou? How long did it take you?

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I dont know, stop asking me foolish questions. If you can't come to
Lagos stop contacting me please.

I fly out of Lagos, but might change that since you have been nothing but mean to me. What am I supposed to do with this money for you?

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I love you but you tricks me, you gives me a lot of problem, serious
debt what did i do to deserve this after i used my paper to invite you
dont you have conscience. If you think you have money to give me come to lagos, but always
remember that i did my best to find but you came out with tricks and
lies.

Well how much money do you think I have had to pay to get here. Plus food and travel. I mean, oh my GOD! What tricks and when did I ever once lie to you? You said you went to Parakou and never did. I'm not sure you went anywhere.

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You said you're not sure no problem, but are you sure when i used my
paper to invite you.

He is very worried about this, which makes the State Department intervention, wanted poster and newspaper article perfect!

Of course! I was ready to marry you!

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I'm ready to marry too, but if you're ready to marry me come to Lagos.

When and how long will it take?

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It won't take long if you Come to lagos for discussion.

Can you arrange the trip?

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How.

You tell me. They're your countries!

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When are you going back to states.

It's supposed to be Friday. I have had a horrible time. This is almost the worst vacation I have ever had.

Then he went silent until about 6 am lad time. Perhaps he had a difficult time sleeping because he just sent this:

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Please where ever you are please is either you come and see me in
lagos now or you go back to United States of America because there is
a serious problem, very problem. I want you to mail united states
department i didn't abandoned or gang up with anybody to kiddnap you
because i'm a kidnapper, i'm not a kidnapper or terrorist. Please let
them understand that i tried all my best to locate you, but i could
not, because i saw it that i was declared wanted in united States for
abandoned and gang up with Nigerias to kidnappers to kiddnaped you.
Because FIB is looking for me.

Femmy's forked!

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:46 am

What a great set-up!

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:32 am

This is getting better and better.

The State Department can call him in about 10 hours (after I get home from work).

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:55 pm

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Sierra, please come to lagos because all my effort to look for you was
proved abortive because i've genuine evidence to show that i was
looking for you. (oh, we know!) I went to s@fari hotel in portharcourt but you didn't
show up, you came to lagos few hours after you mailed that you're on
your way to Benin republic which is came as a surprise to me, i came
to benin republic 'porto novo' two times looking for you at gardin
place jean mayol base on instructions given me but you didn't show up,
3day after i went back to Benin 'porto novo' at AyelXXXX hotel where
you ask me to meet you, but you refused to show up. (hmmm...what happened to Parakou?) Now United States
department had placed my name and declared me wanted in United States,
FBI is looking for me, it would be better to mail states department
and FBI office that they should remove my name from the list of wanted
people in states because there is clean and genuine evidence to show
if i was Invite by FBI for interrogation for investigation that i'm
serious looking for you in Nigeria and Benin Republic 'Porto novo'.
I'm pledged that i'll cooperate with FBI and united states department
during the investigation.

Femmy, just keep baiting yourself...

What are you talking about? I hope to be back in Nigeria tomorrow. I met a nice group of French speakers from there and they are going to help me get there so I don't have to travel alone. What's this about the FBI? I do not understand you.

Why have I not heard from you?

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Please dont joke with this matter, am serious you better come and meet
me in Lagos in other to sort it out, you want to put me in jail to
spoil my carrier, Find the attached file.

Attached was the nice little Wanted poster I made. Nice to see it come full circle.

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I hope you have seen the picture, so is better you mail united States
department and tell them to remove my name and poster from the list of
wanted person.

What is that from? I don't have an email for any US departments. I always spoke with them on the phone when they called me from a hidden number. I am working on getting to you. Like I said, I met this great group of people called the or something French like that. They're a religious group and I know they speak French, English and some other language I don't understand. I know Beaucoup means many and there are a few of them. They have offered to take me to Nigeria and we are leaving on A7, whatever that is soon. I will probably be without internet, but will contact you when I arrive.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:33 pm

Yogurt. Sprayed everywhere. Tears. Concerned coworkers.

I said it out loud several times with a mouthful of yogurt and then got it.

OMG this keeps getting more amazing!! bow_down

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:26 pm

^^^ can you clue me in? I don't speak French.

Can't wait for phone call! (if he calls)

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:00 pm

^^I'll be calling in a couple of hours Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:21 pm

Beaucoup Eirym Laughing

masterful

You are doing a real number on Femmy.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:30 pm

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This is a serious issue, you better contact me when you get to Lagos
and also mail FBI through Seattle branch of the fbi email, because you want to
send me to jail i have a serious and genuine evidence looking for you
all over. When you know the right thing to do to come to my house base
address i wrote on invitation letter but refused buy you're following
mad dogs, Ninjas and and Jeffrey to Benin Republic
and you didn't honour, you betrayed and disobey my invitation.

The F.B.I. deals with domestic issues. Do you mean the C.I.A.? Where are you getting your information? I wouldn't contact them, they might trace you. Do you have Yahoo?

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I have yahoo but i haven't be access it for the pass four months. I
didn't committed any criminal offence, contact them, tell them that i
didn't committed any offence level against me, let them trace me, read
what they wrote in the wanted paper is all about your issues come to
lagos, show up let me see you so that we can sort out this problem
once and for all. Its you that cause all this mess, you have my home
address and my phone number instead of you to come to my home address
given to you but you're flying from Nigeria to Benin Republic 'porto
novo and parakou', if they contact me i'll show the prove that i was
seriously looking for you. You better show before you enter into
problem. Because i have serious and evidence that i am looking for
you, you better do the right thing before is too late.

Well then come get me or meet me. Why are you talking about all those people. I am going with the Beaucoup group. Should I try and contact the others? Where did you get that wanted sign you sent to me?

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Dont ever joke with this you, is a serious issues, i came to porto
novo two time with evidence and stamped on my passport from border
immigration, you took yourself to porto novo, i dont have money to
come over please dont put me into debt anymore you come by yourself
this allegations united States department level against me "I
KIDDNAPED AN AMERICAN WOMAN AND I WANTED FOR QUESTIONING REGARDING HER
DISAPPEARANCE, THEY SAID ME AND SOME KIND OF NIGERIA GANGSTER". you
better come out from your hidden place and straight to lagos.

How did you even find out about this?

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You come by yourself, is like you're joking with this issue. You will
punish for you not be honest and respect the invitation, because you
didn't abide with immigration law, your aren't faithful.

I have been nothing but honest with you.

Twisted Evil

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Stop asking questions, do the normal things. You aren't honest i told
when you said you're in portharcourt that give my number to airport
authorities to call and they will bring you down to lagos, even if
you're stranded that normal things you will, you better come to lagos.
If mail FBI and CIA to give more information.

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You can see what they wrote on wanted postal, stop asking more
questions do the right things and come to lagos you're old enough to
trace my home address rather flying here and there.

No! You tell me this right now! Why is there a Western Union ad in the picture? What is going on? How did you get this?

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I didn't committed western union offence, so when investigation is on
i'll more about it.

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE? IT'S FROM THE UNITED STATES!!! ARE YOU THERE NOW? HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN THERE? WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME AND HAVING ME RUN ALL OVER GOD'S GREEN EARTH WITH THIS JOKING? [/b

[b]This is my last chance to leave with the Beaucoup group today. Do I go with them or wait for tomorrow?

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I'm not joking, that a copy of my international passport, picture is
from United States, cant you understand. I'm in lagos, i've never been
in united States before. I didn't committing any financial crime in my
life. Can you read what they wrote there. I said you have to show up.

HOW DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE FROM THE UNITED STATES. USE YAHOO NOW OR THEY MIGHT TRACK YOU.

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I didn't didn't involved in yahoo stuffs, i didn't involved in any
financial crime. Read what they wrote in the picture.

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Let they track me, i'm not afraid of any investigation. Contact united
states department, FBI and CIA and confirm what is happening base on
what they wrote on wanted paper because they didn't declare me wanted
on financial issue, the wanted base on your issue.

WHERE DID YOU GET THE PICTURE?

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You aren't honest in any where if you do you shouldn't gone to benin
republic. You contact united stated that i abandoned you, when you
have my contact in Nigeria. Let them track me, i've all evidence to
prove to them that i look for all over and didn't show up. Can you see
yourself you lied again i've your forgetting you said you're coming to
lagos today with group of people and you refused to show up again,
that prove i'll present to them when i invite for interrogation.

How did you get it from the United States? You must be there now! You have lied to me this entire time.

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I said from united states, how many times you will ask me this question.

HOW DID YOU GET IT FROM THE UNITED STATES?

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If i lied or not when investigation you will know you lied. WHY YOU
REFUSED TO SHOW UP FROM HIDDEN PLACE.

I have not lied about one single thing. What are you going to do when the investigators come? What am I supposed to do?

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Let the investigators come, i didn't committed any financial crime,
but contact them that i didn't kiddnaped or abandoned you. Because i
made all effort to locate you, explain to them so that they can remove
my name from wanted list.

You haven't made all efforts because here I am in Parakou and there you are in the United States! Why the hell are you there? I am leaving with that group tomorrow because you have done nothing but fail and disappoint me. For the love of all things holy, we were to be married. I saved my virginity for you! I have almost $10,000 here for you. Well, will take care of me. They said I would be safe in Abuja and they could help me get home.

@SBAH, is a play on the name of this group pronounced BOH-koh hah-RAHM

ETA: I'm hoping he gets some calls from Mother and the State Department tonight.

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:40 pm

Here’s the call:

>>>>Femi_08.mp3<<<<

It was about MIss Nevada, and I think I may have to wait a few days to call for Ginger Lee’s character. Sorry Ginger Lee Sad

It got so wrapped up in the new safari that I concentrated on that.

Most of the call is him telling me all about his safari.

When I did talk to him later, he kept doing that “hello hello” shit and I screamed at him a few times and had cursed heavily.

He promises he he going to meet her in Abuja tomorrow, and I believe him. He definitely promised me and he he’s kept his promises so far (so far as traveling). I think he’s scared of me.

Also--I called him “Remmy” a few times instead of Femmy. That was just a mental slip. I used to have a good friend whose nickname was Remmy.

I’ll give no further commentary, as I think the call is self-explanatory.

Except--when I call him in 24 hours, I want him to put MIss Nevada on the phone so I can hear her voice and assure she is safe. If I don’t talk to her--it’s time for the Marines to pay a visit.

But we can’t scare him too bad. Ginger Lee has a character that needs phone call help from the State Department as well.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^Another great call. I want to throttle him when he pulls his 'hello hello' game.

Hold off on my character's call, I'm thinking about the $50,000.00 reward right now when he fails to find his 'wife' and how to f*uck his life up some more.

Sounds like he's excited to go safari again. I hope he takes a bus. It should be a hot day:

http://www.timeanddate.com/weather/nigeria/abuja

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:53 am

^^Thanks. I got really pissed off when he did that hello hello crap.

The fifty-thousand dollar thing may come in handy. I just made it up. I hope it can be useful to you. I just said it as I was thinking about those old-tme "wanted dead or alive" posters.

Maybe you (or whoever) can make some up?

If we can get Femi to safari again, I will then be ready, willing, and able to help you Smile

And yeah--he sounds like he wants to travel to save his ass.

I checked out your link. But, how are they having light freezing rain when it's in the 70s at night?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I didn't see that 'freezing rain' bit until you pointed it out. I do believe that is hell freezing over. Or perhaps a glitch in the website. It should be 71 degrees there right now.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:11 am

^^That's what I thought. Or they have a different definition of freezing rain.

I know when I was stationed in Australia, folks were wearing coats and jackets when it got down to 60 degrees F.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:13 am

Femi had a very bad night. Following the State Department, he got a call from Sue Perc1se, who everyone may recognize from here:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=249780
and the shorty epic.

And guess what: she's Sierr3's mom.

'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAUGHTER??"

My stupid recorder didn't pick up but morph was fine and Femmi got a load of full on uber bitch. He kept going through then same excuses he gave Dwatina. At every full stop, I unloaded an "UNACCEPTABLE!" I told him I was on the phone to the State Department , that I held him accountable for her safety, and if she was harmed in anyway, i was going to show up with "Lawyers, guns and money" and his sniveling Lagos attorney would hide in his chambers. Just before I hung up on him I left a message for him to transmit to our heroine:

"Call your mom!"

After all that was the only reason i married the old goat!

Specal thanks to Juan for letting me hijack his chharacter!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Nice going Unacceptable Gangsta.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:17 am

This is quite the busy little thread! First, some housecleaning. According to https://www.facebook.com/9jatravel?fref=nf here are some totals:

Lagos To Portharcout By Road. N5,900 Return Ticket is N9,000
Lagos To Benin By Road. N3,000 Return Ticket Is N5,000

So, at the minimum, Lagos to SH - Port Harcourt = $14,900 N
Lagos to Benin Border (twice) = 16,000N

For a total of 30,000N or about $190 spent just in bus fare. A trip from Lagos to Abuja? N5,900 and Return Ticket is N9,000. This excludes food, time wasted, Benin SIM cards, etc.

Thank you dwatina and Capone for the great calls. How did they work out?

You have abandoned me!

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You know the way to porto novo and parakou and Abuja, and you dont
know the way to my house in Lagos, this all the prove i'll present
before investigators because you intentionally refused to show up and
ignored to come to my house with all my effort to locate you, because
i dont know your business in porto novo, parakou and Abuja, while you
ignored of coming to lagos.

I have gone nowhere by myself. You know my address in Chicago. Does that mean I can prove you can get to Phoenix? Now tell me how you got the wanted thing.

Why aren't you answering?

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I knew you're a citizens of United States of American contact States
Department because you mailed them that i abandoned you, can you mail
them that i didn't abandoned you because i made all effort to locate
you but you hide yourself, if you aren't since you know way to
portharcourt, porto novo, parakou and Abuja i think you should know
way to Lagos where i'm, but i beg you in the name of God contact
states department, FBI and CIA that i didn't abandoned you and they
should remove my name from wanted list because i didn't committed any
crime.

But you promised to look after me. You abandoned me.

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Didn't i abandoned you when i went to portharcourt and porto novo two
times when you game fake hotel addresses. Randy spoken with in
portharcourt, Malcolm spoke with me in porto novo and spoke with me
and AyelXXXX hotel i even mailed when i was in the hotel i still
have picture i took there with me, FBI investigators will do thorough
investigation on sim card, phone conversation and email.

What pictures? HOW DID YOU GET THE PICTURE FROM THE US? Yes you abandoned me because you never came to me.

You abandoned me many times.

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I got a call from united states department that you got missing, its
true you got missing. Okay give me the address when you will lodge in
Abuja i coming there tomorrow morning.

Written right after dwatina's call. THANK YOU!

Let me try and find out. Is there a place you want to meet or will arrive? I am sooooooo happy now!

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Okay, let me know because i coming is 12 journey from to Abuja.

Where in Abuja. Let me look. Give me a bit. Can you create a Yahoo account? I want there to be no confusion this time and we can chat to find each other if we have to.

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12hours journey because i dont know anywhere to sleep in Abuja.

The Beaucoup group is sleeping. Should I stay here?

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Tell me where you will lodge, i'm not interested in yahoo messager.

I HAVE TO FIND OUT. I KEEP GETTING ALL THIS DAMN SPAM IN MY EMAIL. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. IT'S WORSE SINCE I GOT HERE.

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I dont understand.

Of course he doesn't...

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Why are doing this to me, do you want to jail.

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Why all this!.

Doing what? They are sleeping.

Note, it was a little after midnight lad time for this email.

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Tell your me movement i dont understand you.

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I got another call from FBI, what is all this.

Femmy cannot tell Sierra's mother from the F.B.I. Damn, is he dumb or what?

I don't know where the Beaucoup group is staying there. They are sleeping.

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Sierra, i'm not interested in your money. Tell me what is happening
why can't you mail FBI and get across to states department that you're
not missing, do you want to put me in jail.

I think a shield would look nice...

I have no contact info. Who did you speak with at the F.B.I. and State Department?

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Where are you now?

Parakou. At the same hotel.

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Why are doing all those things to me, why do you want to jail me. Where do you want me to come.

What things am I doing?

The receptionist here said she log you into a room at a hotel in Abuja. Can we do that? This will be some story to tell our kids and grandkids. Finally, we will get our night together!

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Why you didn't show up, FBI and States department said i should look
for you within 24hours.

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How would i get to Abuja when i have no money with me right, infact
you made regret of inviting you to Nigeria, you really teach me a
lesson of my life.

So you're not coming?

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You made cry. Where will i go in Abuja.

How did I make you cry? How do you think it feels to stand out here and be completely alone when I came to marry the man I love.

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Why can you come to lagos instead of Abuja to safe me not to go in jail

.

The receptionist is looking for a room. She suggested to put it in your name.

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Where do you want me to go in Abuja.

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Let me know the name, address and phone of the hotel before i take off
6am this morning because is 12hours journey by road from.

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Let me have the contact of the hotel eg name, address, phone number
and room number.

I have a feeling he wants to confirm Sierra is there or is going to be there.

It looks like my trip is 10 hours and we leave at 10 am.

I don't think we will know the room number until we check in.

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What is the name of the hotel and address, how will i be embark on a
journey of 12hours without knowing where i am going.

I don't know either. I know it's Abuja. I am waiting to hear.

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Please wait and tell me, someone just borrow $50 to pay for my
transport. I must be sure that you will be in Abuja today, i must know
the name and the address of the hotel before i sleep i'm having
headache right now i need to sleep and rest.

How about the Sheraton hotel?

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Sheraton is okay, its where you're lodge in, i want to be sure.

Well...it will change tomorrow. I can't believe they were booked up!

They are going to make reservations for us.

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Okay, it that where i'll meet you today. Are you coming to Abuja by
flight. I got another call from states department.

Lads lie. He did not.

Bus. What did they say and what did the FBI say? You haven't told me.

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They said i must find you within 24hours or else they jail me. How
many hours will it take you to get to Abuja.

here we go again...

10

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How many hours does it going to take you before you get Abuja.

10!

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Which time are you taking off in this morning.

Are you getting my emails? I keep getting all kinds of spam!

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Which time are you taking off in this morning.

10, also.

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Which time will u take off this morning.

What did they want? We leave at ten and it takes 10 hours to get there. Are you staying up all night?

At this point, it was 2:40 am lad time.

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I'm leaving by 6am and i'll be there by 6pm, where will i stay if i
there before you.

I do not know Abuja. The bus station?

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how will i be communicating with you.

We can see if I have email while traveling.

ETA: Want to know about the lovely trip from Lagos to Abuja? Here's a great review: http://www.ibtimes.com/deadliest-drive-africa-harrowing-bus-ride-abuja-lagos-nigeria-1461296

I am wondering if he will do a Yelp review of the service for the State Department...

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:23 am

Dumbass-I lost count of the times I told him I'm Sierra's mom and she's my only (step) daughter-even said "I am not her mother" to which I responded "I AM".

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:14 am

This is going great. He totally believes he will be arrested and thrown in jail. I can't wait to see how this turns out today (he should have boarded the bus approximately three hours ago).

He's gonna crap his pants when I call him again.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:59 am

8:20 Lad time

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I'm inside bus, i'm on my way to Abuja. Please let me know your movement.

I could not get internet this morning. We have made a quick stop for food and the bathroom and I was able to send this. We should be there around 8ish. I love you!

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Okay, please make sure you're sending mail to me time to time to know
where you're and when you get to Abuja. I'm on my way going, love you
too.

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Here is my number 070XXX60066, give it to people around you to call
me immediately you get to Abuja to know where you're.

1 pm Lad time:

Ok. We are leaving again. What time will you get there tonight? They told us 8.

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