US Passport Application (50 pages!)

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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:41 am

^^^
Sounds like you're heading in a great direction, Josslyn! Good luck with that, and please keep us posted. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:24 pm

Just found this. I'm giggling here at work as I read it. Wonderful items in there. I may steal them later. LOL

:D :lol: :)

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:46 am

I have a lad that needs this badly.. Er, ah, HE thinks he needs this application badly.. Can't wait to get it back so I can post it all filled out. Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:53 am

This is hilarious. I've sent it to my lad, let's see if I get it back. He thinks I'm coming to S. Africa soon and I told him I need it before I leave. I did tell him that we won't have any news on it's status by the time I leave, just in case. He deserves to have this aggravation. He's really jerky, this lad.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 79

This is good stuff, Peanut. It looks all official and everything. Well done!

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:32 pm

Here's an update for all fans of Edward Smith, the Singapore Safari Lad. He wanted my character to help his "son" immigrate to the US, but the lazy bastard never follows through. I sent him Peanut's form a few days ago but had no response. so yesterday I gave him a resounding slap. I also wrote his "father" at the normal email address so it was a double slap. I told him that I was through wasting my time trying to help Ed Junior since he's too lazy and has no initiative. My threat of walking away had the desired effect, I had an email from him first thing this morning. Very Happy

Ed Junior wrote:

For the past three weeks..I've been�down with�typhoid fever.. [I hope that's true, but I don't believe him.] I just returned from the hospital yesterday..Rightnow,I've fully recovered from the fever.I know my long absent must�have caused you alot of�embarrasment.I want you to know that Iam really sorry.I've seen the forms you sent.Iam really grateful.Frankily speaking,Iam really excited.For now,Iam speechless. Very Happy

I don't know what to say.I pray that the good lord should continue to bless you and your entire family.Iam going to start filling them right away.I will start printing them out immediately,Iam through with this mail.Can I print the forms out on black and white without colours?..or Do you want me print them out with colours?..Printing the forms out without colours i.e Black and White will save me alot of troubles and money.
�� Meanwhile,I've collected my OND result notification from my school.I've also collected my local government certificate of birth from the local government headquaters.Iam still awaiting my OND result transcript.I will be scanning and sending them forward to you tomorrow.For now,I await your urgent response to the above�question.I look forward to your response.
GOD BLESS YOU.
EDWARD SMITH.JNR.

What do you think, gang? Does he need to print them in color?
DUH!! Laughing

Obviously if he prints them in black and white the background will obscure some of the writing. Naturally they have to be in color!

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:15 pm

I don't care I am just pleased to hear from 3d (jr) again. Spin it out as long as you can, Juan.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:17 pm

Yeaj, I am also really glad to hear from 3d, or 3d Jr, too. When's he going to Bahamas?

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:59 pm

Thanks, Peanut! This form is most appreciated.

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:55 am

Wow! A superb form. Peanut, you have clearly worked for either the IRS, HUD or the EPA in the past.

I sent my first form to my barrister the other day. It was someone's US DHS form and I thought, ok, this is the end of the bait. But then it arrived back. Poorly done, but he'll get another chance at it.

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:50 pm

Sounds great Juan - glad he is so excited! Naturally, the security computers will not be able to accurately read his answers if the form is not printed in full color. Laughing

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For now,Iam speechless

That really made me chuckle - imagining him staring at all of those pages.

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:27 pm

Looks like another lad loves the form Wink

Quote:

Thank you for the passport information.we will commence the filling out of the passport application form as soon as you confirm the colour background.As regards the Security Verification Matrix(SVM) how do we know the 14th digit in the Security Verification Matrix code.Moreso, can we leave/skip questions we know nothing about. In the side of the financial information in the passport form what information do we give them about our financial backgroud since our scholarship donation money is not ready.I will give you updates as soon as I finish browsing the passport application form.

I am sorry for the silence all this while.I just want to stay away from the city because of the pressure on me to pay some debts.However I am glad things are working out well.

Please should the print out of the passport application form be in black and white or coloured.We will prefer it in black and white print out because it will be less expensive for us.

However,I will like to have the update on the scholarship donation and the contract information for the Colleman gallery.

Hoping to hear from you soonest.

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:51 pm

^^^ It's a good thing that the US Dept. of Homeland Security issued directive L4D5-914 stating that only terrorists would print off the forms in black and white to save money Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:18 pm

Would it be possible to please reupload the file as its no longer at the file host.

Thanks
Lord Ba'al Very Happy

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