US Passport Application (50 pages!)

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:59 pm

I love reading (and using) the awesome forms supplied on here by fellow baiters. I have two lads that are currently applying for in order to enter the US on a . I wanted to give them the most all-inclusive time-wasting form I could muster. I borrowed some of my favorite bits from both Nurse Nasty and some other forms that have been floating around - I hope they don't mind. A lot of it is completely new, though.

This file was so big all together the usual online .pdf converter I use couldn't handle it! It is 50 pages of time wasting goodness! Enjoy!

DOWNLOAD US PASSPORT APPLICATION HERE (2,468KB)

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 593

Looking good from the first 3 pages, any way you could save it as a Zip file? I can provide hosting if you want - but dear lord it takes a long time downloading each one individually.

Anyway, I would be extremely impressed if you could get anyone to fill out all 50 pages. That would be worthy of an award!

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:12 pm

I know what you mean, Mr. Me. I'm working on a more convenient way to download it. Thanks for the offer, I might take you up on that.

EDIT: OK - sorry for that earlier "download each page" thing. It's nice and neat in a wonderful .pdf. The above link has been edited.

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:16 pm

wow! Excellent work, Peanut. Did the lad give you an indication on how long it took him to fill in?

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:21 pm

He hasn't gotten it yet. But I have full confidence in him. I'll also know exactly how long it will take him because of this little header at the top of each page:

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:31 pm

Oh lordy, that is brilliant!

I'd love to see ARK, Ike, or 3d get that one Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:37 pm

You�re taking the words out of my mouth, bearkat Very Happy

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:41 pm

Amazing timing! My lad was just asking me for a way to get her friend to the US! Can't wait for them to fill it out and snail mail it to me to hand in!

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:14 pm

You bad bad peanut! I am still only reading your form (not filling it in - yet!), and my stomach hurts all the time! How come you treat me like that? Laughing

It�s a great thing!

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:25 pm

Kudos to you! That is a great form. I love the time stamp at the top of each page.

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:35 pm

So this be our standard Eater Premium Membership Application Form, right? Very Happy

(to get the secret passage to our hideout)

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

I have a bait gone weird where the lad has introduced his real self (I think) into the picture and he's no longer interested in money. All he wants is a letter of invitation so he can come here to the US to go to school. I kinda believe him and I'm soooooo tempted to send him these forms, but would that be fair if he's not scamming anymore and really trying to make something more of himself?

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:58 pm

@ OldBaglady: Nahhh, his scam now is immigration. If that fell through, he'd go back to scarming over the internet.

@ Peanut: I love the form! Hysterical! If your mugu fill it in, I'd love to see it posted! Brilliant time waster. It needs to be DHL'd two day delivery, right? Otherwise it might expire....

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:18 pm

Absolutely brilliant! Very Happy

And what a treat to see the 'daughter of a mermaid' reference.... Oh, and I have had a deja vu experience.

I have a lad who needs this desperately, it'll be on its way momentarily.

And I have had a deja vu experience.

It's deja vu all over again.

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:23 pm

bearkat03 wrote:

Oh lordy, that is brilliant!

I'd love to see ARK, Ike, or 3d get that one Laughing

Wasn't 3d doing a scam where he was posing as 3d Jr.? Didn't 3d Jr. want to get into the U.S.?

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:26 pm

Quote:

Wasn't 3d doing a scam where he was posing as 3d Jr.? Didn't 3d Jr. want to get into the U.S.?

Very good point! 3d is game for so much. Maybe he is ready to fill in some forms, now.....

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:02 am

^^^
In fact, Ed is the lad I was referring to.... He's been posing as his own son and trying to get my character to help him immigrate (I had baited him a few years ago). I sent him the form with an email telling him how urgent it is that he get this done quickly. But I'm not holding my breath, he is pathetic with follow-through. I'm still waiting for him to send me his school transcripts, that's been a run-around for a couple of months now.

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:11 am

I love it!

I'm going to line up some lads to fill it out soon. Hmmm I think my college boys might like a US passport... that would be very helpful to them I am sure! Very Happy

Well done Peanut, another excellent creation of yours, a round of applause is duly earned clapping

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:53 am

A brilliant form - I am sure much of it can be adapted (if you permit) for my own nefarious porpoises.

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:07 am

@Juanfriez,

3ds not that pathetic at follow through, he did, after all, go to Singapore! Hahahahaa! I think 3d has some forms in him, especially when he finds out his true love is in Florida....

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:20 am

@Peanut, If you zip it up, I'll host it for you. Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:33 am

Just had a look through the form properly... Shocked

It's seriously evil. I cannot imagine having to sit down and fill that out only to be told how unsuccessful my application was.

If anyone can get their lad to finish it they will inflict considerable lad pain Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:10 pm

Personal Favorites:

- Page 11 and 12
- Page 23
- Page 34-37

Quote:

AS I WAS GOING TO ST. IVES I MET A MAN WITH SEVEN WIVES. EACH WIFE HAS SEVEN SACKS, EACH SACK HAD SEVEN CATS, EACH CAT HAD SEVEN KITS (KITTENS). KITS, CATS, SACKS, AND WIVES � WHAT IS YOUR FEELING ON POLYGAMY IN THE U.S.?

I really hope you get as much fun out of this as I have. and have both gotten it, now. Let's see what happens!!

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

I downloaded this to use on my lad that wants to come on a student visa. I finally decided that the information, ways and means to legitimately come to the US are readily available to all worldwide on the net and my lad likes to think he's net savvy. So for him to keep buggin me to help him immigrate has got to be purely scam and nothing else. So much for the jerk going legit.

Still, while I was debating whether or not to use these forms, I went to check out http://www.usimmigrationsupport.org/visa_f1.html. If there could be anything worse to send a lad off to, other than your 50 page bogus forms, it has got to be the legitimate US Immigrations Services forms. What a total nightmare! I sent my lad off there first. I may never hear from him again.

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:51 am

This is my first post and I want to thank the member that encouraged me to participate.

I'm in the middle of my fist bait and this looks awesome. I'll try it w/ my lad. I may condense it if I can because he's not very cooperative. However, I've been so successful in convincing him that I'm rich, stupid, lonely and vulnerable that he's playing along. He has promised my character that he is coming to the U.S. to live happily ever after so this will fit in perfectly.

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