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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:10 pm |
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I can't wait to see this! |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:30 pm |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:08 pm |
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Oooooh, a tease! It's like a trailer
"Coming soon, to a computer near you, a drama remeniscent of Gone with the Wind, starring GW as the bumbling entrepeneur, Brandie as the hot to trot seductrix, with the participation of the Nigerian Village People, and now, a re-enactment of Dirty Harry, by the same people who bought you "YMCA (the African version"). With a cast of dozens, set in exotic locations, all revolving around one small time crook who dreams of being a big time producer, and having his small time willy expanded, BIG TIME, this is the event you will not want to miss! Available exclusively at fore juan nein Eater!" |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:23 pm |
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Oooh tomorrow? And I have a weekend away from the computer ahead of me - couldn´t have happened at a worse time... |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:14 pm |
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This is going to be fun!
How much money has this lad spent on banners, videos, and Fedex charges by now? It has to be a small fortune. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:23 pm |
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Another night sitting in front of the computer waiting for the video Have a beer on me for everyone who is waiting! Great work SP, this lad is one in a million! |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
loads
x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:34 pm |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:39 pm |
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@ Juan, not sure of the full costs yet mate, I will quote a previous post I made quite a while ago:
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A few people have asked me how much the lad has spent so far, well, I have no idea how much it has cost him for the printers and the silk for the banners, silk can't be that cheap even in Nigeria, can it? Although he did say the previous silk steelers banner, plus the were not cheap and he put the customs value at $120, he will no doubt have had to pay his friend in the police force for the beret as well
Then there is the recording studios which he had to pay for at least twice (now 3 times), plus the CD's and the videos etc, all I can confirm is that his shipping costs alone, so far, amounts to, 29,484 Nigerian Naira = £182.01 = €268.13 = $360.59. Right near the end of the bait, I will ask the lad for a full itemised bill of all his outlays so that I can repay him those costs, I don't want him thinking about it at the moment |
This new video and CD will cost the same as the first video and CD he sent, which was 7644 Naira = £30.04 = $61.03 = €43.04, giving us a grand total for shipping costs alone to £212.05 = €311.17 = $421.62 and that does not include the new Volkswagen banner he had made, I have a good mind to ask him to send that to the UK as well
He thinks he is going to the US on October 4th, but he has not yet given GWB the updated choir list, when GWB gets that, he will say the visas and will be ready in about 3-4 weeks, which is well past the date that the producer wants him there , I will ask him for a fully itemised bill once he replies.
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Those figures are incorrect, I didn't include the last banner he sent, at that time it was:
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Here is the shipping receipt, it cost him N10,934 Naira to send this one = $85.76 = £43.03 = €63.99, that brings his total shipping charges so far to: N40,418 Naira = £225,04 = €332,12 = $446,35 |
So the total for shipping charges only, is:
N48,062 Naira = £255,08 = €375.16 = $507.38 |
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40x 4x 2x 2x 10x 34x 17x 9x 1x 1x 6x 4x 1x 6x 1x 23x
YMCA Summer Holdiay + Bus Hijack
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:45 pm |
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Just to let you guys know I have the Video and CD in my hands now. I'll convert the video tape to an Internet friendly version later this evening. I have just converted the CD audio track to MP3 and given the link to SP who will shortly publish it I'm sure. You're in for a treat; the song is great
I haven't had chance to look at the video tape yet as I only got my hands on it about 4 minutes ago and I have to drag the video VCR from my son's room later. |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:50 pm |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:33 pm |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:35 pm |
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No worries for me for you-ou
I love the accent! He did not quite reach the high notes |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:37 pm |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:13 pm |
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You are right SP i could hear them, at one point it sounded like a duet. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:15 pm |
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Good Job!
I hope he didn't pay the producer any money, the playback is plainly awful and was obviously done between tea and dinner.
Fortunately he will be able to work with Luther soon. Or will he? |
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fashmo
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2006
Posts: 1693
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:26 pm |
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Top quality song
The bus scene with summer holiday your inspiration
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lClCwdedHR4
A top quality show funny even after 20years plus
Keep up the good work Dubya |
_________________ Win an ipod
Why the insult you are raining on me
The correction regarding your gender is noted.
The word sir is an official rerm used as a mark of respect irrespective of sex
Send to me your private phone number so as to enable me talk to you earball to earbell
x 2
x 1 Wheel of Rome
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:06 pm |
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OK. I just saw the video! GREAT JOB! I'll upload the unedited footage very shortly so you can all get to see it. I'll then re-edit it together in the next day or so to make it prettier to look at.
Give me about an hour to convert the video tape and I'll be back |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:22 pm |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:23 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And this guy really believes he has enough talent to make it as a big star??? Man, he's deluded!
Great job, SP! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:38 pm |
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Hahahahahahaa! BRILLIANT! I like it, but I still think that YMCA (African version) is sthe best. This is still fantastic! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
x22 SS x3 x303 :
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:54 pm |
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Quality is pretty good SP. It's a little bit hissy in parts, but on the whole he's done a really good job, especially on the bus hijack scene!
I'm just re-encoding now, and should be ready to upload in a few minutes. |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:01 pm |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:06 pm |
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I'm uploading it as I write. I'll put up two versions. A high res downloadable version (34 meg WMV) and a YouTube version for those who might have problems playing it.
By the way, don't blame me for him not lip-syncing to the tune properly, it's his fault. In the final edit I will dub the CD audio version and sync it properly
Download link will appear here in approx 6 minutes |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:14 pm |
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OK. Download link is here: EASTWOOD It's a zipped WMV file.
YouTube link will appear once it has processed. |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:25 pm |
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