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wayne
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Joined: 05 Dec 2005
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:05 pm |
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I knew he was an arrogant son-of-an-unnamed-camel, but my latest lad said this to me today!
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| I like going to Beach !! Walking on the water |
No, I'm not going to ask him for pics of him doing that. I have other plans for him  |
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dment
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Joined: 03 Jan 2005
Posts: 19
Location: somewhere hot
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:13 pm |
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Like what? What could be better than getting a pic of him walking on water |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:15 pm |
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Crucify the sonofabiatch. |
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Reaper
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Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:42 pm |
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Blasphemy! Burn in hell!   |
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MuguKiller
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Joined: 03 Aug 2007
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:46 pm |
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is this guy serious? ask him if he can make some wine for you |
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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:12 am |
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Insist on a walking on the water pic. That trumps Christ on a bike. |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:36 am |
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See if he can find that golf ball I used on the approach to 17. It was my lucky golf ball. |
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I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:44 am |
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Sounds like this calls for a bit of photoshop.
Tell him you believe that he is perhaps the Son of God and through his divine spirit you were able to walk on water (insert Marv and a nice pic of someone walking on water) and that he should replicate it to prove his claims (you only deal with true deities now ) |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:51 am |
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Careful Wayne... you might be baiting Criss Angel! |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:43 am |
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| That trumps Christ on a bike. |
Although.... that's a trophy I'd love to see as well....  |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:01 am |
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<br>Cue the theme tune from 'Jaws'.  Ask him if he can "Jump the shark" |
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guymannemisis
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 168
Location: US/UK
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:14 pm |
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Maybe you shoud offer to front him the loaves and the fishes, not to mention the wine... |
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mathias
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Joined: 18 Feb 2005
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Location: Germany
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Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:54 am |
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I vote for the real thingy (like they do in the Phillipines):
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go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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Reaper
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Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:36 am |
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 Mind putting a NSFS (Not Safe for Stomach) |
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110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:12 am |
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All and all a rather bad way to spend a Friday afternoon. . . .
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harrya
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Joined: 23 Jul 2006
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Location: Not Happy
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:06 am |
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If he can do the water to wine thing? I think he might be worth something. |
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