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jojobean
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:05 pm |
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Good news people! Our lad has finally begun travel. This will definitely come as a surprise to Big Worm and Yeawhatever. We have been working on finding a mugu for this journey for over one year! We had someone a while back who claimed to have went, but it seemed to be all lies. Attempt 1
Well, a bit of back story. I found this lad around the beginning of the year. He was up for travel almost immediately. His name is Christopher. He is a Nigerian living in Dakar Senegal. Anyway, he was ready to move as soon as he could, but he had problems getting a visa to travel to Kenya.
So, in summary, the safari is approximately 8,000 miles round trip- from Senegal to the border of Kenya and Uganda. So far, he has travelled about 1,300. Oh yeah, and that was 1,300 miles BY CAR! He left Dakar on Thursday night. He is currently in Niamey, Niger waiting for a flight to Kenya. He should be leaving for Kenya by this weekend. Here is his latest email:
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Hello Brother ,
The memoria jorney has began since thursday evening as i promissed, well today iam cominicating from Niamey, and iam looking forward to be in kenya before this weekend by the special grace of almighty Allah, brother it's really a good news.
after my inquiry from here naimey i got help from a friend,and he promise to help me take flight from niamey to kenya so by tomorrow i will know what will be the finnal result then i will let you know ok, therefore get ready for action now.
iam sure before friday or saturday i will arrive in nairobi, so right now i think iam not passing through uganda again, am passing through nairobi.
Brother the hour has come when we shall rejoice together ok.
right now am no more in dakar ,am in niamey today it's a good news brother.
so iam making every effort to get there before this weekend ok.
thank you
Yours faithfully christopher.
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IP resolves to Mali, not Niger. However, these countries are right next to each other, so I am inclined to believe him.
As on the previous safaris, YW was gracious enough to set up a web page. This one never got completely finished, as the safari was taking so long. On the site, you'll see a couple of references to the mugu from our first attempt. Ignore those. Hehe. The emails are published up until around late March. Not much really happened after that, as he was simply trying to get his visa issue sorted out. He has left Dakar, Senegal with only $650. I told him he only need worry about transportation for the trip there, as he would obviously have enough money to get back, once he gets the $400k.
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Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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TheGreatOok
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:10 pm |
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Nice work Jojo once again proving why you are the resident travel agent around here. |
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Big Worm
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:11 pm |
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BRUIN
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:14 pm |
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I sent YW an e-mail just last night asking for a travel-update.
Congrats to all!
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Mad4Maya
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:23 pm |
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Awesome!! I'm looking forward to watching this journey unfold. |
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YeaWhatever
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:28 pm |
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Yes. This is a surprise. I had kind of given up on this twit. Nice to see that Mt. Elgon will soon have a visitor. |
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jojobean
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:33 pm |
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Oh ye of such little faith. I knew he would pull through. This guy was so hooked from email one. But I was growing a bit weary of the visa problems. We need to collaborate on what we want to do from here on out. He has promised to take pictures and video tape parts of his journey for us. I only hope he is telling the truth about that. |
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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JMRazor
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:50 pm |
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Corona
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DuraLex
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:59 pm |
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Words fail me. This is a level of baiting to which most of us can but aspire.
I actually sent you an PM a while back that the Hotzone part of the site wasn't working, YW. I didn't understand back them .
Gonna read the emails now. |
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Zen
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:01 pm |
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Nice work guys. I will be in Nairobi next month, if that's of interest. It's a family trip, so I can't guarantee to take time off to give him the run-around, but if I arrive and find a lad hanging around the airport wearing a sign, I can take pictures |
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jojobean
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:03 pm |
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We'll keep in touch then Zen. If I can make him move to your conveniece, that would be grand. I am not sure how this all going to pan out. And I don't know how long we can keep him there. If he is telling the truth about going with only $650, he might be there a while. |
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Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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YeaWhatever
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:03 pm |
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If this guy can go through all the trouble of traveling to Mt. Elgon (and yes, it is a lot of trouble), taking a short video for us to help guide him to the cave, should be trivial for him. Now that digital photos and videos are easy to create and transmit, this would be really nice to get from him, especially for such an exotic location. |
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mr. mugu
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:44 pm |
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Ebola, the gift that keeps on giving. |
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Roycropper
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:58 pm |
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Great news, make sure he writes every day!
Whatever the icon is for turning lads into beggars, this lad seems a prime candidate to earn you one. |
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:36 pm |
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Absolutely awesome....
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fawnykate
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:44 pm |
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Fantasic, I love to follow a good safari, but lets just hope he doesnt catch ebola and pass it onto others at the airport who then take it around the world. |
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Josh
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:55 pm |
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Great work guys. Awesome to see we've got another safari thread going. Keep us updated! |
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:08 pm |
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Another great reason to log in 5 times a day. I hope he walks home. |
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The Man
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:52 pm |
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Great job guys! Hope he makes it all the way..... |
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:20 pm |
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lucky lad wrote: |
i got help from a friend,and he promise to help me take flight from niamey to kenya |
Maybe his friend paid for the ticket? I'd sure hate to see two lads have a falling out after the dust settles... |
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Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:53 am |
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Fan-bloody-tastic! This should be heaps of fun!
Video would be great... only problem is going to be getting the video out of him before he sells the camera to pay for a cardboard box to sleep in. |
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B. A. Ware
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I'm not worthy of being in the same forum with you guys |
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Mind Freak
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I am truly speechless! If there is anything I can do to help I humbly volunteer. |
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Linky seems to be down JoJo |
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