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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:51 am |
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It's been a while since I've used a sex bait. They're usually fun since lads tend to easily go off script when they see some hot pictures. I've got a lad who I've been messing with since November. My first character is a widow, too old to play the sex angle. I'm still baiting with her. In January I started a second bait with him using a different character, a middle-aged male immigrant. I killed him off and brought in his best friend to break the news, so naturally the lad tried to snare him but that character is devoutly religious and God told him than only a direct relative of the original character could do the transaction. So I finally brought in the niece, a sexy 26 year-old blonde.
So what does the idiot lad do after a few hot emails and pictures from my new character? He goes back and whines to the religious guy about her, and forwards one of the raunchy emails! Sheesh, what an idiot. 
I guess it's back to the religious character. Too bad Ron's so cautious about everything, this may stretch out for a LONG time....
And although Ron was deeply shocked by the graphic descriptions in the forwarded email, he can't quite get them out of his mind. Maybe he and the niece will end up together.  |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:08 am |
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Funny! The lads aren't all sluts. I tried "warming up" my lottery lad. His response? He's getting married soon. |
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Kabila
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2004
Posts: 283
Location: Faroe Islands
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:34 am |
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@Ima Baeder
Surely he needs one last fling, then? 
Mod edit: removed full quote. TS |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:54 am |
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^^^ TSnerd will write: edited to remove full requote of previous post 
Kabila, you'd think so! He's easy to get off script, but sex stuff is a no-no. Maybe if I accuse him of being gay. . ? (not that there's anything wrong with that)
The OP proves that sex doesn't work on all of them though. We know what does: Money!!
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:14 am |
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Reminds me of the Whitlams' song:
There's no aphrodisiac like <strike>loneliness</strike> a Western Union money transfer. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:06 pm |
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Guess what I got in an email this morning?? 
Not only does my lottery lad work weekends, but:
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Well i am not going to lie to you i think i am feeling very hard for you and i have been waiting for the right time to tell you how i feel about you. I guess this is the right time. Please kindly send me your picture alongside the payment informations so i will see how beautiful you look.
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He just doesn't want the sex without the payment info. It must be an aphrodisiac!!!! |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:52 pm |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:23 pm |
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Send him a picture of an ugly skank but refuse to send him the payment info until he tells you all the sexy things that he will do to you. |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
 (Lagos to Abuja)
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:07 pm |
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^^^Hey, that's MY modality! |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
 = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:11 pm |
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Cachuma:
Sorry, I'll WU some money to cover your intelectuall property rights if you just tell me what security question/answer you want....
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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guymannemisis
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 168
Location: US/UK
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:59 pm |
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too late to pull the old "chastity belt" pictures I guess...Maybe that could be a new modality - you want me then you pay me to either have a key made or an oxy acetolene torch rental |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:15 pm |
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Hmmmm... Saturday morning and your lad's all alone with a hard-on. |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:22 pm |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:40 am |
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Hi Juan^
Quote: So what does the idiot lad do after a few hot emails and pictures from my new character? Unq.
She [your sexy fem alias] dies a horrible bestiality death whilst filming her new porn film "On Golden Retriever" at the Las Vegas ASPCA--for which she was due 2mill.. The bad news delivered by her equally alluring sexy niece---the one who also inherits all the millions--you of course. The condolences from your lad disappear fast when money is at stake and a new wealthier/confused heiress vic emerges on the horizon for them.
cheerz--jervis--PM me for any Q&As on the sexy porn scam, glad to help out. |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:50 am |
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and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - Cl@ri K3vin
you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:33 am |
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Hi Poison^
As Jimmy Durante said--'I gotta million of them'.. On Golden Blonde, Saving Ryans Privates, 4 The REAL love of Benji, Flesh Gordon, Phallus in Wonderland---- the list goes on and on. No limits there. Use your imagination or look it all up.
And the lads never seem to get it. Just telling them I'll get paid fabulous cash sums for a week of work just for getting nekkid is enough to dazzle them.. I play them like a Stradivarius on this...I also add in that all expenses are paid for my flying to an exotic locale, so that also includes a menu of lobster, tenderloin steak, and Ripple. |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:40 pm |
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If you want a spoof porno list then there's loads here
http://www.listology.com/content_show.cfm/content_id.20698 |
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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:27 pm |
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Hi Rodus^
Great site there provided. Thanx for the link..They left out 'Jurassic Pork', another great one I like to use for the Lads.
I tell ya, it's fun to tell the lads I'm going to be in these flix for a cash payment in a week that is totally unimaginable to them to earn in several lifetimes...THEN the marriage offers start rolling in.
cheerz--jervis tetch/ mad hatter |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:43 pm |
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I think my all time favorite name they left out is Big Knobs and Wombsticks.
Yeah, with the lads, sex and money seem to be a pretty good combo to get them doing what they're told. |
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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:58 pm |
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Rodus--LOL!!! on the above 'bigknobs'--
They're like butter when it comes to sex and money, they melt at both. |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:17 pm |
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Hi Corona^
Julia Child--chef, tall gal--and See-Eye-Yay agent when it was the OSS back during WW2. Truly an original anti-scammer from way back before all of us. |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:02 am |
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| The bad news delivered by her equally alluring sexy niece---the one who also inherits all the millions--you of course. |
Good one, but I've decided to take a different route. My religious character is now back in the middle, trying to help because he's such a nice guy. He informed the lad today that his friend and fellow church member is the court-appointed lawyer handling the dead character's estate, and what a surprise! That old hermit had salted away a lot of money, and had a ton of equity in his house. And all of that -- $1.4 milliion -- is going to his only relative, the sexpot that my lad just jilted... Will my lad now go back on his knees and try to woo her? |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:48 am |
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Nice angle.
Will she be the stereo typical "dumb blond"?
It seems to really twist them if they are 2nd or miss the 1st payment to a fellow artist...Perhaps she could also win the "Lotto" as well as her inheritance? |
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"all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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Ima Baeder
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:15 pm |
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Juan, I know this is your thread, but I hope you don't mind sharing. . .
I just had to add to this that my lottery lad DOES like sex after all.
This is part of an email I got from him today:
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My Baby
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