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it wasn't me
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Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:51 pm |
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Years ago, before they were famous and were doing the tours of local radio stations, I met and interviewed the Spice girls.
Ginger - Cocky, loud and arrogant
Sporty - Boring
Scary - Cocky, loud and arrogant
Baby - Boring
Posh - I hate to say it, but she was lovely. Really good SOH.
I also had the pleasure to meet (Before they were famous)
Westlife - Lovely
Busted - Great
Robbie Williams - A cock. (Although I did give him some career advice which he must have taken, we were sitting on a bar in a Stoke nightclub singing Once in Royal David city - I'd had a few wines- and I told him he had a good voice and should consider becoming proffessional. Good job he listened to me or where would he be now?)
Five - (remeber them?) - Absolute w***ers. In fact, I took such a dislike to them that I refused to give them airtime.  |
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The Man
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Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:56 pm |
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Tommo:
I was hoping for something along the lines of "Making love to a spice girl is like making love to a beautiful woman, it is what I really really want"....
Or was that just too easy? |
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:13 am |
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The obvious OLD SPICE.  |
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Dirteh Sanchez
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Joined: 10 Sep 2004
Posts: 1470
Location: Under Parliament somewhere...
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:41 pm |
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| Tommo Shanter wrote: |
Working with four beautiful girls must have been pure murder.  |
Hold on, where were the beautiful girls??
Spotty Spice
Pouty Spice
squinty spice
Slapped with the ugly stick spice
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Ginger Minger Spice.
Where is the beautiful one? |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:03 pm |
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^^^^<br>Geri's Union flag dress is apparently the most iconic in the world, apart from that one that Monica was wearing when she was smoking the big fella' in The Oval Office. Oh, and the Fonzie's leather jacket in the Smithsonian Institute. |
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