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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:47 pm |
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Happy birthday BLZ
They say you reach your sexual prime at 30. Enjoy!
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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Mad4Maya
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 169
Location: Northern Exposure
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:48 pm |
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30 is a piece of cake. 31 is traumatic because then you're IN your thirties! |
_________________ X3
just recently terchers started to attached english as a subject to students can you imagine..Um4ru Z0ng0<BR>
don't take this message as a scam, because the internet frauders have spoilt everything on internet...Engr. Ademola<BR>
I will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk to both parties...Th0mps0n Br0wn
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:42 pm |
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Pah! You're just a bairn! Get some JD down yer neck, and you won't care!!
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_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
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See SP's Irish Safari!
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:24 pm |
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Happy birthday BLZ
Don't worry 30 isn't so bad. You really don't have to worry until you start repeating yourself, thats a sign that you're getting old.
Oh, and always remember that you really don't have to worry until you start repeating yourself, thats a sign that you're getting old. |
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spoilsport
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 200
Location: Behind my laptop
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:36 pm |
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PLEASE, NO, NOT THE DREADED THREE-OOH!!!!
I feel you my man, I am counting down as well, january 26 is D-day for me... it suck, my wife is 27 and laughing her ass of over me. |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:42 pm |
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Happy birthday BLZ
Don't worry 30 isn't so bad. You really don't have to worry until you start repeating yourself, thats a sign that you're getting old. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:14 pm |
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They say you reach your sexual prime at 30. |
To borrow an old line from, 'It's A Wonderful Life':
Youth is wasted on the young. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:22 pm |
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Happy Thirtieth BLZ..
The nice thing about getting older is you have a wider range of women to ogle. I remember when I thought 40 something women were old now they are young things. |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:22 pm |
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Your only as old as the mugu you feel.
I don't reach 30 for another 4 years.
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Please do not not contact me any more i don't need people like you. ~Ge0rge |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:32 pm |
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I like to tell people I'm 72 years old...They always say I look fantastic for a 72 year old. |
_________________ Boycott Shampoo..Demand REAL Poo
I LOVE THIS CLIP !
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shuntbuzz
Illeterate pinhead
Joined: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 628
Location: Ministry of Illeteracy, Compruhension Dept
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:10 pm |
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Bahahaha! You wee babby you. Just wait till the grey hairs and drewers broop hit at 40... |
_________________ "U demon"
"You are one of the antichrist"
"You are not a human being"
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:37 pm |
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30 is ok, 40 is ok, I am in 45 counselling now, and that will be ok next mnoth |
_________________ and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - Cl@ri K3vin
you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .
U're a slot!! |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:02 pm |
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H B D B L Z B
Consider the Alternative...
I have a pair of custom hand made leather sandals that are older than you... |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:51 am |
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Happy birthday youngun
30 aint much more than 21
Wait till you're looking at 30x2-4 and you realize you're one of them old farts that talks about way back then, and forgets what they were talking about..
Let me see, about 30 years ago, I was running around in Angola, Mozambique, Kenya, Djabouti and a few other 'hot' spots at the time, and Uh, what were we talking about Who the hell is that in the mirror? Oh, no! Help, I've became one of them old farts, ......... |
_________________ Dubitando ad veritatem pervenimus
aa419.org member
Site Killing x uncounted numbers
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Over 1000 - no longer counting since sometime in 2008 + #unknown# assists
WDPRs >150 Netcraft>115
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:52 am |
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Poison Ivy wrote: |
30 is ok, 40 is ok, I am in 45 counselling now, and that will be ok next mnoth |
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bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:57 am |
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Happy birthday BLZ
Don't worry 30 isn't so bad. You really don't have to worry until you start repeating yourself, thats a sign that you're getting old. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:45 am |
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Just do what I do, keep turning 25. HAPPY BDAY!!! |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:11 am |
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^^^Mrs. B. A. claims she's 39.95
Been claiming that for 6 years now. |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:43 pm |
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Happy Bday old man
What do they say again? The perfect woman will be half your age plus 7, right? So....... 15 + 7 = 22. < Some advice for the rest of the year |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:21 am |
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^^Does that formula work in reverse to find the age of the perfect man? Woman's age - 7 then x 2. My age.....ah....carry the 11, divide by the hypotenuse, subtract pi....ahem.....Oh, never mind.
Happy birthday BLZ. Don't worry. It's a myth that you are past your prime. Aging and the Sexual Response Cycle |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Banjul, The Gambia to Dakar, Senegal and back. 0usman C4mar4 |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:30 am |
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Here is the proper formula for the perfect woman:
My age - My age + 19 = perfect woman |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:52 am |
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B.A. If you are over 30, a 19 year old woman would be hazardous to your health or possibly fatal. They are not equipped with warning labels. If Mrs. B.A. finds out 19 is the perfect woman, that could be hazardous to your health or possibly fatal. |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Banjul, The Gambia to Dakar, Senegal and back. 0usman C4mar4 |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:12 am |
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BLZ - happy birthday! You have two choices - continue having birthdays, or stop having birthdays. You've made the right choice. Enjoy it!
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_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:25 am |
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Happy Birthday!!!
Being in your thirties isn't a big deal, people start to finally treat you like a grown up.
I was really excited for my birthday this year because now I can say: "I'm not old, I'm 37". And you can call me Dennis. |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:38 am |
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@Girly Girl,
AH, but what a way to go. |
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