My lad's "wife" contacts me...

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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:26 am

I'm baiting this lad since about two months. He is very productive and I got a shitload of trophy photos. Too bad that his wages payment is still not underway...

This week he told me that his wife is in hospital because of "pressure in her brain" Rolling Eyes

Today "she" contacts me with the following email:

Quote:

"DEAR SIR, I AM SH@LIL@H Axxx,
THE WIFE OF DR. F3LIX Axxx,WE HAVE MARRIED FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW WITH THREE ISSUES.
FOR PAST TWO MONTHS NOW MY HUSBAND RESIGNED FROM HIS JOB AND SAID HE GOT A PROMOTING JOB,SINCE HE GOT THIS JOB INSTEAD THINGS BECAME WORST WITH HIM ,HE DOESNT BRING MONEY FOR FEEDING ANY MORE.PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW IF HE HAS BEEN PAID FOR THE JOB OR NOT .I AM IN THE HUSPITAL WITH MY FIRST CHILD WHO I ASK TO TYPE THIS MAIL TO YOU AS I GOT YOUR MAIL FROM HIS DIARY.PLEASE RELEASE THIS INFORMATION FOR ME OK.
SH@LIL@R.
PLS,DONT LET HIM KNOW THAT I ASK YOU THIS."

This really touched me. His poor wife is in hospital and he does no longer earn any money because I am baiting him Laughing

What is really odd is the fact that the hospital seems to co-operate with my lad's internet caf� - the IP addys match perfectly... Wink

Any thoughts how I could involve his "poor wife" into my bait?

Greets

IbinnaVolldepp Cool

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:40 am

Tell his wife that he is being paid handsomely or that he is planning on running away with another woman or that he has fallen in love with a man or ask her to help out with an additional task or transfer her to another account and treat her as fresh meat or tell the Lad that his wife is making passes at you from the maternity bed.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 63

The fact that he is his wife might mess that up Laughing

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:09 am

(Since he is his own wife... Question

)

Tell the wife he has NOT completed the task at hand.
Complain to the wife that you believe that the husband is lazy and probably not a good husband.
Suggest that the wife leave the husband and find a BETTER man.

Beg the wife NOT to tell the husband of your advice.... Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 63

I'm just assuming the lad is getting desperate and is trying something different, pretending to be his wife

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:34 am

I think most internet cafes in West Africa now have hospitals en-suite, as so many of the lads that use the cafes also need to use the hospital. It's not all that suspicious that the hospitalised wife's mail is coming from the same cafe as her husband... Rolling Eyes

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 28

Tell the wife that you are a rich businessman and you can support her like no other man can. Her husband must be a real loser to not support such a fine lady as herself. And to have her in the hospital while she is with child!? What a dolt!

Yes, she needs rescued and how can you help her to accomplish that?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Quote:

I AM IN THE HUSPITAL WITH MY FIRST CHILD WHO I ASK TO TYPE THIS MAIL TO YOU AS I GOT YOUR MAIL FROM HIS DIARY.

Praise her for having such a brilliant baby.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 37

Quote:

HE DOESNT BRING MONEY FOR FEEDING ANY MORE

No wonder lads need so much money, they bloody eat it!!!

Just tell her to stop moaning and get a job herself Surprised

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 7

Any chance this is another mugu trying to muscle in on the deal? "Don't tell him I've asked you for this" "Release this information to me"

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I think you should find out what the three issues in their marriage are. Maybe just make some random guesses.

1. another man
2. another woman
3. constipation from eating money
4. poor physiology since child birth causes brain pressure

Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 137

Sounds like a perfect opprotunity to to morph this into a romance bait.

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:16 pm

Oh, I would TOTALLY go in for the romance kill on the wife! Start telling her that your wife left you and you are so lonely, and clearly her husband must not care about her, and she deserves a man like you to take care of her, and how soon can she get out of the hospital to go visit a WU? Naturally, however, before you send her a penny you'll need a photo of her holding a sign... Laughing

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